Hooray. I love those Chuck Norris facts.
Ex: Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... TWICE!
Chuck Norris's blood can cure cancer, too bad no one's ever made him bleed.
Chuck Norris has another fist behind his beard.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing up his body, he's pushing down the planet.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
And I'm faster than his roundhouse kick. YAY ME!
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