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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:59 pm
To just attack full force from now on. Being barely able to do anything because ragtag rebels keep picking off smaller assault groups is getting old.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:38 pm
To legalize being a rebel, thus defeating the purpose of a rebellion
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:05 am
To devastate all their competition in the sales of everything anyone makes, thus dominating the entire galactic economy, and then just buy all the planets legally and rule them normally from there without having to deal with those pesky Jedi.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:53 pm
To gather all the galaxy's air, and then charge people to buy enough to breathe, thus creating a monopoly on life
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:05 pm
To find those kriffing droids they've been looking for.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:27 am
To just shoot all escape pods, especially the ones that have no lifeforms aboard them
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:02 am
To take a scheduled break at noon to increase productivity later in the day, further enhancing their combat potential.
To later shoot the barve that switched everything to decaf.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:33 pm
To kill whoever came up with the idea of Vader founding the Rebellion
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:01 pm
To rename the Galatic Empire the Galactic Kingdom, because people are more likely to believe a kingdom is good while an Empire is bad.
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:28 pm
To kill whoever made the Force Unleashed 8 hours long.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:33 am
To build better superweapons.
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:11 am
To answer questions like "How many licks to the center of a tootsy pop?" and "Why doesn't the Emperor wear pants?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:18 pm
Here's one:
Does the Emperor wear pants?
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:58 pm
To kill those damn Ewoks after that horrible incident on Endor.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:49 pm
To learn Han Solo's treasure hunting alter-ego. ninja
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