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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:14 pm
Iruka shrugged it off, thinking 'I will just make Kakahi pull it back in later. I am suprised they even got those things to move.' and smiled again, walking right up to the booth. 'Well, I should go through the brochures to make sure they do not have any bad content in them.' he thought, saying "Sure, I will take a took through one.", and picking up one of the brochures on the table. "What religion is this again?"
Lee had now made two piles of sand on the ground in front of himself. 'Wow! I am doing wonderful! If only Gai could see me now!' he thought, than taking a look over to Gaara's, and his jaw dropped. "Woah! Gaara! That is... amazing! How were you able to contruct your sand in such a organized and large pattern in such short time?!"
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 8:22 pm
" We're Scientologists. You know like Tom Cruise, and Issac Hays, the guy who used to do the voice of chef on south park which is my favorite show in the whole world except that one episode where they made fun of Scientology and that's why chef left the show. We accept everyone into our community. We don't have stupid middle aged rituals like catholics and we aren't extremists like Muslims, we won't take as much of your money as jews, and we aren't hippies like Buddhists. We're also religiously tolerant unlike those other stupid a** religions. Scientology is the best. Srsly."
" Well...I am from a desert nation so there's a lot of sand all over the place." Gaara wasn't used to being complimented, but he found he rather liked it.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:36 am
Iruka listened to the man talk while he explained, but than a thought came up. 'Wasn't the man who the E-meter came from a scientologist?' he thought, but than shook it off and flipped through the brochure. "Sounds very... interesting." he said, finding no other adjective for it. He personally didn't get into religon, but learning about a new one was always enjoyable.
Lee looked at Gaara's caslte again, before moving away a couple of feet, and making another small mound with his bucket. The problem was he moved too much up, and the sand was too dry, so it stood for a moment, before crumbling.
((This reminds me of monty python and the holy grail.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
>w< ))
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:18 pm
Watching Lee make little dirt hills was very amusing. ' He's being...is cute the right word to use? I've never thought a person was cute before...especially a 16 year old guy...I really must feel something for him.' Gaara let himself become distracted from his sand castle as he watched Lee. His silly antics combined with seeing his gorgeous body provided him with quite a nice distraction indeed.
" And for a limited time only we're having a church open house so you can bring your whole family and check it out. You can also schedule an E-Meter reading while you're there for half the price it would normally cost. You really have to see the place and you'll see that our church really is something different. We even accept queers into our church. I mean just look at me and Dei-chan here. We're fags and we're evangelists too. Now what church lets fruits do that?"
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:55 am
Iruka looked up from the brochure, at the man who was telling him about the church. And suddenly... he brought up the subject of homosexuals. Iruka closed the brochure, and said "Oh, really? Well that is nice. But I don't have a family to bring into a church, and I-i prefer to remain atheist. It sounds like a very nice organization though and I am sure that you will be succesful in drawing people to it." and placed the brochure on the table again.
Lee was still not doing good, except for in the one spot he had before. He went back over to that spot, making one more mound... though it was nothing that could be called a castle. He looked over to Gaara, and said "Gaara? I am not doing very well... could I help you make your castle?"
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:46 am
" Well that's cool because we're atheist too. Scientology is like the atheist church. We don't believe in christ and we don't believe there is a god either. Everything is Scientology is real, like aliens and things. It's all has documented proof n' s**t."
" Sure, why don't you go find some shells and things to decorate it with."
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:47 am
Iruka wanted to find a excuse right now to run off back to his office, but forced himself to stay. 'They are a couple of nice men who are trying to recruit for their church. The stories about scientologist are not true. Hear them out before you start making assumptions. It would be rude to just leave.' he told himself, forcing on a smile. "Really? Aliens? So scientologists have found proof that other forms of life exist?" he asked, finding it considerably hard to belive.
Lee nodded, standing up and running over to the edge of the water, bending down to pick up some of the shells he saw over there. He had brought the bucket with him, so once he would find a nice looking shell, he put it in the bucket. Suddenly, he stumbled upon a very interesting one. It was perfectly in tact, not chipped at all with no holes in it except for a small one near the base, that was red with a black edge. 'This one reminds me of Gaara.... mabye I should give it to him as a gift!'
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:59 am
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 1:26 pm
*pats back* I know cry " Yeah, they totally exist. Roswell really happened you know. The government just tried to cover it up. But we in the church know the truth. I personally don't have access to that kind of information but the higher ups do. You should talk to them. They won't tell you anything unless you're in the church now. But membership fees are at an all time low so you're in luck."
' Lee looks like he found something interesting.'
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:20 pm
'Watch it Umino. Your getting pulled in' Iruka said silently in his head, taking a step back. "Oh no no... I couldn't join. I.... don't have any time to go to meetings... and I try to not get caught up in religous matters... or aliens..." he said. 'Damn my inability to be a good liar!'
Lee walked over to Gaara, and held out the shell to him. "I found this... and I thought you might like it... it reminds me of you, so I thought that it would make a nice gift..." he said, sitting down next to him with the shell, being careful to not hit the castle. "And I found some other shells for the castle..."
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 4:46 pm
At referamce to he and Hidan, Deidara had given his lover's arm a hug, before he busied himself with organizing the brochures a bit more, and then giving cheerful smiles to anyone who bothered to look their way. As a few people passed by, he managed to shove a brochure in a purse, and gave one to a little boy walking past. This is fun, un!
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:20 pm
" Well we're not like time nazis here. You can come to Scientology meetings whenever you want. You just go and get your E-meter reading then show up whenever. But the more you go the more you'll want to be there. We even help out the community and make it a better place...we like...um...donate to charities n's**t. "
" For me?" Gaara took the shell and looked at it. First Kankuro gives him a shell and now Lee. He felt the corners of his mouth twitch and he gave into smiling. It wasn't a very big smile by anyone else's standards, but by his standards he was beaming " Thank you."
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:03 am
"Well... I will have to drop by sometime than. But for now I really have some paperwork that I need settled out and need to leave...." he said, stepping back again. "I hope that you get a lot of new recruits!" he added in, turning away and walking back to his office. Upon getting around the corner, he let out a sigh of relif. He never was good when speaking to salesmen or religous communities. Once he got back to his office, he walked in, shut the door, and sat down at his desk.
Lee broadly smiled, glad that Gaara liked the shell. He noticed that the corners of Gaara's mouth were slightly tilted into a smile, which only made Lee smile more. 'I got him to smile! I got him to smile!' he thought proudly, setting the shell down next to him.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:10 am
Deidara noted Iruka leaving, and stopped his game of 'do something weird to get people to look over, and then wave brochures at them' to look at Hidan. "Did you get him, un?" He asked, grabbing a few more brochures in case someone walked by close enough for him to hand out.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:27 pm
" I think I got him interested. And he took a brochure. I think I got him hooked. You see Deidara, it takes much skill to be an awesome evangelist like myself. If you work really hard you may just one day get to my level....I really wonder what you look like in those panties...just thinking about it is making me....well, you know."
Gaara started placing the shells in the sand, using the smaller ones to make it look like the outer walls were made of little shell bricks. " You start decorating the towers, the walls will take a while to decorate, and I'll need some more smaller shells when you're done....please." Gaara was used to giving orders and having people follow them blindly, but is seemed more fitting to make requests of Lee.
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