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you get (crud running out of ideas) uummm

you get a dirty letter written by Sasuke to Itachi, a small picture of what he had in mind included on the corner of the page

*inserts F-grade TKAM test*

*** It is Naruto related...Blue bunny= Sasu and Orange bunny = Naru

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I got Naruto's Ramen + a picture of Itachi riding Kisame like a pony + Gai's sex ed vidoes + a kiss from Neji + Kisame's top secret photos of a threesome between Deiadara, Sasori, and Itachi + a bottle of ninja lube + special secret dvds that contain hot live man-sex between Kiba and Shino, Gaara and Lee and Neji, Orochi and Jiraiya...etc + a chibi Kyuubi plushie holding onto another chibier Naruto + Itachi's purple nail polish + A special Uchihacest doujinshi w/ lot of man-sex n a** rapage + a picture of Kakashi in a sexy pirate outfit + a poster of a semi-naked Itachi hugging a very uke-ish Sasuke + a bowl of strawberries and creme that was used by the Uchiha brothers + Itachi's secret pics of blushing Sasuke in nude, playboy bunny and maid outfits + a tape of over 24 hours of hot man-sex btwn Sasuke and Itachi + Sasuke's secret pictures and tapes of a very uke-ish and naked Itachi tied up and surrounded by many kinky toys + a special doujinshi of hot Uchihacest man-sex in the hotspring + a video of Iruka painting Kakashi with edible pain, then licking it off + Itachi's secret stash of Sasuke's panties and lollipops + Sasuke's secret tape of him and Itachi playing twister in the nude that lead to 72 hours of assrapage + a special poster of seme-ish semi naked Itachi ravishing a very cute uke-ish Sasuke who is dressed in a school girl's outfit + a blue bunny and an orange bunny who seem to think gay secks is like drinking water!!!!!! heart heart heart

You get a video of Itachi helping Sasuke "study" for his SATs while ravishing him like there is no tomorrow

*inserts iPod shuffle*

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I got Naruto's Ramen + a picture of Itachi riding Kisame like a pony + Gai's sex ed vidoes + a kiss from Neji + Kisame's top secret photos of a threesome between Deiadara, Sasori, and Itachi + a bottle of ninja lube + special secret dvds that contain hot live man-sex between Kiba and Shino, Gaara and Lee and Neji, Orochi and Jiraiya...etc + a chibi Kyuubi plushie holding onto another chibier Naruto + Itachi's purple nail polish + A special Uchihacest doujinshi w/ lot of man-sex n a** rapage + a picture of Kakashi in a sexy pirate outfit + a poster of a semi-naked Itachi hugging a very uke-ish Sasuke + a bowl of strawberries and creme that was used by the Uchiha brothers + Itachi's secret pics of blushing Sasuke in nude, playboy bunny and maid outfits + a tape of over 24 hours of hot man-sex btwn Sasuke and Itachi + Sasuke's secret pictures and tapes of a very uke-ish and naked Itachi tied up and surrounded by many kinky toys + a special doujinshi of hot Uchihacest man-sex in the hotspring + a video of Iruka painting Kakashi with edible pain, then licking it off + Itachi's secret stash of Sasuke's panties and lollipops + Sasuke's secret tape of him and Itachi playing twister in the nude that lead to 72 hours of assrapage + a special poster of seme-ish semi naked Itachi ravishing a very cute uke-ish Sasuke who is dressed in a school girl's outfit + a blue bunny and an orange bunny who seem to think gay secks is like drinking water + a special dvd set of a special soap opera that focuses on Itachi and Sasuke, rated M for extreme sexual content!!!! heart heart heart heart

You get an alarm clock that when it goes off, it admits a different male moan for every morning.

*inserts free time*

I've got ramen, Itachi's cloak, Itachi striptease pictures and DVD, Kakashi's undies, and a nickel's woth of SasuNaru yaoi.(How much it that?!?), an empty box(from Sakura's lunch), an authentic Naruto orange jumpsuit, a secret love note from Sasuke to Naruto, a picture of baby naru kissing baby Sasu, a random fox, skikarmaru's earring, a half eaten candy bar of Chouji's, a piece of paper with Shino's gum inside, Tsunade's yaoi doujinshi she has secretly kept fr the past 40 yrs, Kisame's gold fish bowl, a special doujinshi about kakashi n iruka w/ a special threesome between gaara, neji, n lee, special puppets that look like the akatsuki, Iruka's tape of Kakashi stripteasing, a chibi plushie of Suigetsu grappling a chibi plushie of Karin along side with an indifferent chibi Sasuke, akamaru's special anti-flea shampoo that was licked by Kiba, Gaara's handcuffs, Gaara's secret pics of smexy looking Lee and Neji, a hot smexy tape of assrapage btwn Sasuke and Naruto after they finished their play of R+J, a special Naruto version of r+j w/ a lot of hot man-sex, Naru as Juliet and Sasuke as Romeo, Sasuke's novel titled "50 different ways to make a Dobe moan", and a special music video performed by Neji, Sai, Sasuke, Itachi, and other narcissistic bishies about yaoi and assrapage! WOOT!!

Sorry Ryuu!! I should've been more clear. Gomen!

And seriously running out of ideas here. (Sorry 'bout the lousy one you got ultimategaarafangirl)

._. lol moaning alarm clock..nice

You get a dinner plate with a picture of Sasuke hugging Naruto

*inserts KROQ website*
( I WANT TICKETS TO THE WINNIE ROAST!!! T___T)

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I got Naruto's Ramen + a picture of Itachi riding Kisame like a pony + Gai's sex ed vidoes + a kiss from Neji + Kisame's top secret photos of a threesome between Deiadara, Sasori, and Itachi + a bottle of ninja lube + special secret dvds that contain hot live man-sex between Kiba and Shino, Gaara and Lee and Neji, Orochi and Jiraiya...etc + a chibi Kyuubi plushie holding onto another chibier Naruto + Itachi's purple nail polish + A special Uchihacest doujinshi w/ lot of man-sex n a** rapage + a picture of Kakashi in a sexy pirate outfit + a poster of a semi-naked Itachi hugging a very uke-ish Sasuke + a bowl of strawberries and creme that was used by the Uchiha brothers + Itachi's secret pics of blushing Sasuke in nude, playboy bunny and maid outfits + a tape of over 24 hours of hot man-sex btwn Sasuke and Itachi + Sasuke's secret pictures and tapes of a very uke-ish and naked Itachi tied up and surrounded by many kinky toys + a special doujinshi of hot Uchihacest man-sex in the hotspring + a video of Iruka painting Kakashi with edible pain, then licking it off + Itachi's secret stash of Sasuke's panties and lollipops + Sasuke's secret tape of him and Itachi playing twister in the nude that lead to 72 hours of assrapage + a special poster of seme-ish semi naked Itachi ravishing a very cute uke-ish Sasuke who is dressed in a school girl's outfit + a blue bunny and an orange bunny who seem to think gay secks is like drinking water + a special dvd set of a special soap opera that focuses on Itachi and Sasuke, rated M for extreme sexual content + a video i-pod with several hundred Naruto yaoi amv's on it, and another iPod shuffle!!! yay!! heart heart

um....okay...
u get a special sasunaru poster

(sorry for such a lame prize! i'm running out of ideas!)

*inserts french book*

i have a giant life size naru plushie hugging a giant life size sasu plushie, another lifesize sasunaru plushie, a $40 gift certificate for any yaoi manga or dvd website of my choosing, a pair of (used) Naruto's boxers, a love note from Sasuke declaring his love for Naruto which includes a lipstick kiss at bottom, Itachi's cell phone keychain of Sasuke, one of kyuubi's tails, left over chocolate used by Sasuke yaoi-ing people up, Kakashi's secret collection of Icha Icha Yaoi Edition, Neji's collection of popsicle sticks, a tape of when Naruto and Sasuke were locked into a closet for two hours, Kakashi's bag of kinky toys, a pair of young Genin (they have blonde and raven hair) in a bath-house, a "special" medicine that makes any boy who drinks it want to do MAJOR yaoi-ness, a video of Sasuke doing Naruto in 5 different positions, a kitty plushie of sasuke, a thong worn by Sasuke himself, the lollipop Sasuke stuck up Itachi's *** in ryuichi's fanfiction, Itachi's photobook of Sasuke in smexy positions, a picture of Naruto and Sasuke doing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, with Naruto as Juliet, Sasuke's shampoo bottle that was used in ryuichi's other fic for naughty things, a .gif of Itachi ramming into Sasuke like there is no tomorrow, a holographic pokemon card with a picture of Neko-Sasuke cuddling Neko-Naruto, a Naruto buttsex video game, pick any (2-4) characters you like and have them buttsex it up, a video of Sasuke ravishing Itachi's chained and naked body, and a limited addition Naruto BL game with special footages of live action yaoi, you get a dirty letter written by Sasuke to Itachi, a small picture of what he had in mind included on the corner of the page, and a video of Itachi helping Sasuke "study" for his SATs while ravishing him like there is no tomorrow. heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart

You get a golden ticket to watch Iruka and Kakashi's yaoi lesson.

*inserts unoriginal item*

I've got ramen, Itachi's cloak, Itachi striptease pictures and DVD, Kakashi's undies, and a nickel's woth of SasuNaru yaoi.(How much it that?!?), an empty box(from Sakura's lunch), an authentic Naruto orange jumpsuit, a secret love note from Sasuke to Naruto, a picture of baby naru kissing baby Sasu, a random fox, skikarmaru's earring, a half eaten candy bar of Chouji's, a piece of paper with Shino's gum inside, Tsunade's yaoi doujinshi she has secretly kept fr the past 40 yrs, Kisame's gold fish bowl, a special doujinshi about kakashi n iruka w/ a special threesome between gaara, neji, n lee, special puppets that look like the akatsuki, Iruka's tape of Kakashi stripteasing, a chibi plushie of Suigetsu grappling a chibi plushie of Karin along side with an indifferent chibi Sasuke, akamaru's special anti-flea shampoo that was licked by Kiba, Gaara's handcuffs, Gaara's secret pics of smexy looking Lee and Neji, a hot smexy tape of assrapage btwn Sasuke and Naruto after they finished their play of R+J, a special Naruto version of r+j w/ a lot of hot man-sex, Naru as Juliet and Sasuke as Romeo, Sasuke's novel titled "50 different ways to make a Dobe moan", a special music video performed by Neji, Sai, Sasuke, Itachi, and other narcissistic bishies about yaoi and assrapage!, and a digital camera filled with live-action yaoi goodness!

wow someone else other than us three is finally posting YAY crying

u get a special semi-naked gaara bathed in whip cream and strawberries!

*inserts donuts*

i have a giant life size naru plushie hugging a giant life size sasu plushie, another lifesize sasunaru plushie, a $40 gift certificate for any yaoi manga or dvd website of my choosing, a pair of (used) Naruto's boxers, a love note from Sasuke declaring his love for Naruto which includes a lipstick kiss at bottom, Itachi's cell phone keychain of Sasuke, one of kyuubi's tails, left over chocolate used by Sasuke yaoi-ing people up, Kakashi's secret collection of Icha Icha Yaoi Edition, Neji's collection of popsicle sticks, a tape of when Naruto and Sasuke were locked into a closet for two hours, Kakashi's bag of kinky toys, a pair of young Genin (they have blonde and raven hair) in a bath-house, a "special" medicine that makes any boy who drinks it want to do MAJOR yaoi-ness, a video of Sasuke doing Naruto in 5 different positions, a kitty plushie of sasuke, a thong worn by Sasuke himself, the lollipop Sasuke stuck up Itachi's *** in ryuichi's fanfiction, Itachi's photobook of Sasuke in smexy positions, a picture of Naruto and Sasuke doing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, with Naruto as Juliet, Sasuke's shampoo bottle that was used in ryuichi's other fic for naughty things, a .gif of Itachi ramming into Sasuke like there is no tomorrow, a holographic pokemon card with a picture of Neko-Sasuke cuddling Neko-Naruto, a Naruto buttsex video game, pick any (2-4) characters you like and have them buttsex it up, a video of Sasuke ravishing Itachi's chained and naked body, and a limited addition Naruto BL game with special footages of live action yaoi, you get a dirty letter written by Sasuke to Itachi, a small picture of what he had in mind included on the corner of the page, and a video of Itachi helping Sasuke "study" for his SATs while ravishing him like there is no tomorrow, and a yaoi-themed christmas ornament.

you get Naruto's sexy dream of Sasuke in a maid outfit!

*inserts neglected bills*

I got A life size itasasu statue, Sasuke's shampoo, moaning alarm clock, sasunaru dinner plate, sasunaru poster, a ticket for a kakairu yaoi lesson, and Gaara bathing in whipped cream and strawberries! HUZZAH!