Darth Monkey
Darth Monkey
Darth Monkey
Darth Monkey
Darth Monkey
16.I hang out with skater punks even though im classified as a rocker
17.I twitch in my sleep....
18.I have dreams about random girls that I know ( both real life and online )
19.When not dreaming about girls I have LOTS AND LOTS OF NIGHTMARES
gonk 20.I sleep up to 4 times a day ( record is 7 )
21.Iv been called a whore even though im a dude.
22.I have to include the word "********" in ever sentence I say.
23.I always fall asleep when I hear Slipknot playing REALLY loud
24.Im failing 2 easy classes
25.I have various nicknames in my family
26.I tell girls I love them just so I can get money out of them
27.did I mention iv been called a whore?
23.I grew out my hair just so I could use a quote from family guy on one of myspace pictures
24.I qoute the evil characters from video games and movies...and imitate their voices
such as the Theron Sentinels "diiieeeee ssssapien"
and the Witch King of Angmars "send forth all legions...do not stop until the city is taken...slay them all
25.I have a Sage like knowledge on Lord of The Rings....
seriously I know everything there is to know and wwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy more
26.I enjoy quoting Dr. Rockso the rock'N'roll clown..............I do cocaine
27.I almost fought a clown on my Baby cousins 1st. Birthday
28.For some reason and i have no idea why, homicidal clown killers i.e Sweet Tooth, Joker, and Pennywise dont scare me...but regular happy clowns do such as ronald macdonald
29.I watch the final battle from the Lord of The Rings: the Two Towers everyday when I come home from school...on full blast
30.I will refuse to eat certain breakfast dishes...if there is no ketchup....no lie
31.I know all the names of the Colossi from "Shadow Of the Colossus"
32.I actually PRACTICED to memorize all the Colossi names ask New Genious
33.I have officially seen the Dark Knight 4 times in theaters went yesterday at IMAX.....it changed my life
34.I have OFFICIALLY memorized all of the Jokers speechs speaking of which do you want to know how I got these scars?
35.I have weak but growing urge to give myself a Glasgow Smile....iv actually held a knife to my face
36.I know how to "jerk" and "reject"
37.I taught my school principal how to do it
38. Outside of getting fit for the Military the only reason im working out is to try my hand at modeling
39.I lied about my virginity for the past 3 years
40.I still have no car
41.Im a loner at school again and yet i dont care for it as much as i use to
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