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Kage-Taisen Twilight Crew
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 Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:13 pm
Granted but it is made from your best friend.
I wish I had a comb (the top feathers on a rooster's head not a hair comb)
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:50 pm
Granted, but in order to have that, you must also inherit the rooster's lack of a p***s. xp
I wish the pudding in my fridge was not limited. *le sigh*
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Kage-Taisen Twilight Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:10 pm
Granted but it is all aged tapioca and whey pudding, which gives you massive indigestion.
I wish people had the common sense to put beer and bongs on the same level of social evil.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:15 pm
Granted, but they would be on the wrong level and something really evil (like forcing your kids to eat broccoli) would become socially acceptable. NOOOOO!!!! pirate
I wish the mods on SoFurry.com would actually act mature and follow the rules instead of posting pornography on a forum that's supposed to be PG 13... -_-'
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Kage-Taisen Twilight Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:24 pm
Granted but the high percentage of creative, entertaining, closet pervert demo-graph leave the site and it goes under.
(i like broccoli btw) I wish laser eye surgery did not have side effects.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:26 pm
Granted but you must be a woman for it to work on you.
I wish my parents would let me have a pet rat.
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Kage-Taisen Twilight Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:36 pm
Granted but it's male and the uria secrete smell on it's under side never comes out.
I wish you'd wouldn't take my manhood again in the next corruption... xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:30 am
Granted, but this time I make it swell up to 10 times its normal size, and when you get a boner the loss of blood from everywhere else in your body kills you. (lolsorry. I'll be nicer next time.)
I wish there were black skittles that were blackberry flavoured. 3nodding
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Kage-Taisen Twilight Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:18 pm
(I'm sure there is a hidden message in there somewhere ninja )
Granted you now found yourself at the Mars Inc. HQ building in Maine without a dollar to buy the skittles.
I wish people could emote in real life.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:54 pm
wish granted...but suddenly, people can ONLY emote. Society quickly grinds to a halt as the lack of accurate communication causes chaos...and Zombies invade for some reason.
I wish I could kill people without the cops coming after me
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:45 pm
granted but they come back to life and all come after you and end up raping you continuously
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:10 pm
iToxicOreo... you're supposed to make a wish now. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:19 pm
Mind if I join?
As there is no wish above me...no additional grants... sweatdrop
I wish I really did have fox ears and fox tail.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:34 pm
Granted but a fox was killed in the making of the ears and tail
I wish i had a cookie ._.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:50 am
Granted, but the cookie has worms in it.
I wish I lived in Ireland.
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