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 Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:00 pm
Mangus: *picks up something by fence* HEY, 'H'!
Hartmetz: What, Anthony?
Mangus: I FOUND THE 20! *holds up in air*
Hartmetz: That's nice. Put it back where it goes! *to us* I'll bet that we lost that during one of those windy days...I bet that nobody put a weight in it...
Me: Like a shoe?
Hartmetz: Er...
Hartmetz: Is it such a hard task to go out in two lines and follow the line in front of you?
Me: So it would seem, 'H'.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:34 pm
I love my band director! Mr. Studer rules!
Anyways, earlier this week we had an after school practice and some of the drummers had their shirts off as usual. Well Studer finally made a comment on it by saying this, "This isn't Band Kids Gone Wild. Put your shirts on!". I found that hilarious XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:47 am
ok well im first chair/section leader and my bd was testing me in fornt of the entire band to make sure i could test my section rite and and i wasnt hitting a note hard enough so she was yelling at "HARDER BAILEY HARDER!" and wen i finally hit it she was "YESSSSSS!" i got made fun of soo much because of that.
another one is wen we begin a new song she bangs a drumb stick on this double stand and since im first chair i sit rite next to it and one day she statred banging it so hard it flew out of her hand and hit me in the head-_-
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:41 pm
punkdirnt27
I love my band director! Mr. Studer rules!
Anyways, earlier this week we had an after school practice and some of the drummers had their shirts off as usual. Well Studer finally made a comment on it by saying this, "This isn't Band Kids Gone Wild. Put your shirts on!". I found that hilarious XD
whee
That's funny.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:20 pm
"Percussionists have to be the most unintelligent of the Band Nerd Society." -My teacher.
"So there is some sort of secret society of instrument wielding psychos I didn't know about?"-Myself.
"What the fu....Go practice..." - My teacher.
I know it's not all that funny but I almost had him! >.< SO CLOSE!
Man it's been a while isnce I've posted around these parts. razz
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:05 pm
Our band director, Mr. D, he usually picks on us for fun.
Especially one flute player, because she's always fooling around.
Example, the flute had lessons for 3rd period, and while he was telling us what we should do, she just got up, out of the blue, she starts playing with the flags for color guard. He goes, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SIT DOWN!"
And then when she messes up, she goes, "Mr. D! Can I try again?!"
And then he'll just ignore her just to get her annoyed.
And then she was counting really loud, and Mr. D goes, "Good you can count. If you could play, that would be better!"
It was so funny.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:24 am
Oh gosh Mr. Andrus..... what can i sat about him.....that he said.. oh yes.
We were just getting out of practice and he comes up to me and the rest of the flutists and he said "Hey guys... good job out there but yall do need to try to be louder then the bassoons....." and everyone of us started laughing because we dont have any bassoons.. just bass clarinets..... and out three bass clarinets got all mad at him.... it was soooo funny
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:16 pm
Hartmetz: OMG hand sanitizer? YOU HAVE HAND SANITIZER? OMGOMGOMG!
He was like, really excited for some reason...he didn't really say 'OMG' at all though...XD
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:41 pm
Hartmetz: PERCUSSION!...yes, you...I can hear that!...We all can!...so play your FACE!...by the time we can hear that, you'll be yelling in pain.
Actually, Nico, go get the chimes mallets and try to bounce them off your forehead.
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:53 am
My Director obviously doesn't know how to pronounce musical terms.
Mr.Freeman: There is a Retard at 184 people, a retard.
Sean (our bari player): *crosses his eyes and drools*
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:54 am
Hartmetz: Ok, so, Jessica's gonna give you the finger, and then...
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:36 pm
rowser: gotta watch that ritardando, or IT WILL MAKE US LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS IF WE DONT
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:40 pm
Fannin: "How many of you have already got your costumes for the game this weekend!?"
Racer Band: *Cheering.*
Fannin: "Have we all got appropriate costumes!?"
Racer Band: *Cheering.*
Fannin: "Will I still have my job next Monday!?"
Racer Band: *More cheering.*
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:34 am
This happened in the middle of practice yesterday.
Someone from back in the low brass section: I have a pencil!
Mr. Landes: *looks at guy strangly for a second* Good! You deserve a cookie!
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:33 pm
Hartmetz: WHAT? Next playing test, no matter how you do, I'll give you a C+...you know you're not supposed to help Joe!
Me: ...but I didn't know, H.
Hartmetz: Oh, next year then.
Me: So that means I can do this all I want next game, then?
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