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 Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:16 pm
Granted! You are now not hungry... ever! Weeks past and you haven't eaten anything until you suddenly died without knowing your stomach acids have already punched a hole as big as your fist and is leaking to your whole system.
I wish some old rich bachelor's will would pick me to be his successor.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:43 pm
Granted, but he also leaves you his company...which, while on holiday in Indonesia, you discover was a cover buisness for drug smuggling into South East Asia, are arrested by the Indonesian police, trialled, found guilty, and put before the fireing squad.
I wish that it wasn't going to rain tomorrow. :<
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:47 pm
pickleintheveins Granted, but he also leaves you his company...which, while on holiday in Indonesia, you discover was a cover buisness for drug smuggling into South East Asia, are arrested by the Indonesian police, trialled, found guilty, and put before the fireing squad. I wish that it wasn't going to rain tomorrow. :< granted. it doesnt rain tomorrow. instead it hails heavily i wish for a cheesecake biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:18 pm
You get a cake made out of the smelliest and therefore unpalatable cheese that you can think of, but worse. It ruins your appetite.
I'd like to rule the world.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:34 pm
Granted, but the public, given the common knowledge that it is possible to rule, steal your throne and call a town meeting in which the people watch and even participate in your brutal masacre.
I wish I was a superhero
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:53 pm
Cornelius_Michelangelo Granted, but the public, given the common knowledge that it is possible to rule, steal your throne and call a town meeting in which the people watch and even participate in your brutal masacre. I wish I was a superhero Granted, but later they will throw you out of society. I wish I didn't have to go to school. -.-
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:16 pm
.gonkness. Cornelius_Michelangelo Granted, but the public, given the common knowledge that it is possible to rule, steal your throne and call a town meeting in which the people watch and even participate in your brutal masacre. I wish I was a superhero Granted, but later they will throw you out of society. I wish I didn't have to go to school. -.- Granted, you go into a comma and don't have to go to school for years, until your parents finally decide to pull the plug, then you never have to go to school. I wish I was a superhero (i don't care if I get thrown out of society i'd be a superhero)
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:21 am
Quote: I wish I was a superhero (i don't care if I get thrown out of society i'd be a superhero) Granted, but when you tell everyone, nobody believes you. What they do do is toss you in an insane assylum, strap you in a straight-jacket and forget about you. But don't fret! you have superpowers!!.... but not any powers that enable you to get out of the jacket.. fwup-fwup.. I wish that people didn't repeat wishes
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:08 am
Longevity Quote: I wish I was a superhero (i don't care if I get thrown out of society i'd be a superhero) Granted, but when you tell everyone, nobody believes you. What they do do is toss you in an insane assylum, strap you in a straight-jacket and forget about you. But don't fret! you have superpowers!!.... but not any powers that enable you to get out of the jacket.. fwup-fwup.. I wish that people didn't repeat wishes granted, but soon after, this thread dies. I wish.....for nothing to happen to someone.
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:20 am
Quote: granted, but soon after, this thread dies. I wish.....for nothing to happen to someone. Grated, nothings happens to YOU, upon this wish being granted everything fails to exist, because in order for nothing to happen to you there must BE noone there for nothing to exist. I wish...anything would happens to someone, regaurdless of the negative consequences.
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:37 pm
Granted.
Your sister just had your baby.
I wish I was a virgin rofl
Nah, I really dont wish that at all lol
...I wish I was having sex right now rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:20 pm
Okay you're having sex with the most repulsive guy on the planet and he gets you pregnant.
I wish my friends didn't make fun of me.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:38 am
Dottoosie Okay you're having sex with the most repulsive guy on the planet and he gets you pregnant. I wish my friends didn't make fun of me. Granted- Your local hobo makes fun of you I wish I had a local hobo
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:19 am
Granted, you have a local hobo.
I wish I knew what you were going to do with a local hobo.
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