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 Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:30 pm
I come home from seeing The Dark knight, and i re-enact the scene were the joker makes the pencil 'disapear'
I drop this Emote icon ( cheese_whine )
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:56 pm
i get drunk and get overconfident walking up to the local gansters i challenge him to a fist fight in which he simply laughs and shoots me in the ankle, i crawl away into a forest where i lay covering my wound with leaves. after a moment i hear a rustle and a bear lumbers out from the forest smacking me with it's paw i slam into a tree where the bear quickly rips my neck out and feasts on my innards.
i drop a one hundred dollar bill
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:54 pm
I pick up the hundred dollar bill but I'm spotted by a group of strippers and they kill me with their high heels.
I drop a 55 gallon drum of Napalm.
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:47 pm
Seeing the drum of napalm of use to me, I haul it with my bare hands to my friend's house. We try to figure out what to do with it. Unfortunately, he also has bottle rockets and roman candles in his room. And he had a lighter. In the same box. On top of the drum of napalm. The lighter somehow sparks, and lights a bottle rocket's fuse. It sets off a chain reaction of lighting fireworks... A shot from a Roman Candle goes into the drum of napalm... Disaster. Of epic proportions.
I drop my copy of Street Fighter 4.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:49 am
I Grab the copy of street fighter 4 and then after playing it for ten minutes I realize it sucks so I take it out of the xbox, smash it, and slit my throat with the shards.
I drop a transformers figurine.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:05 am
I pick up the figurine and start to play with it. i play and play until a very upset 10 year old finds me and murders me for it.
I dropped a stack of pancakes.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:55 pm
I pick up the stack of pancakes and begin to eat them. However I soon realize that the syrup is to sticky and it clogs my throat. I suffocate and die. I drop this: 
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:15 pm
I look up to whatever that is, and I scream at the top of my lungs, "COOOOOOOOOL!!!" And then the giant saw blade drops and slices me.
I drop a ninja ninja
Side Note: That is one of the coolest things ever.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:59 pm
I watch the hard rock trencher start to spin then the belt broke and flew threw the air hitting my head knocking it clean off. It starts to roll away.
rofl
Obviously I dropped my bacon.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:03 pm
I eat the Bacon though it ends up that not only am I alergic to it but it has a horrible disease on it from hitting the floor. I die a painful death,
I drop my scythe(get really creative)
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:39 pm
I pick it up, run around in a cloak, pretending to be the grim reaper as the real one gets mad, and begins to chase me, then killing me.
I drop my Maddz (babii_maddie)
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:08 pm
wonders what Maddz (babii_maddie) is and then shoots myself in confusing
i drop a blowtorch(be creative)
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:50 pm
Cobalt-M5 I drop this: THAT IS FREAKIN' AWESOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!! I pick up the blow torch, turn it on, then remember I left mah ramen noodles on the stove. I go to tend to them but my best friend, under the influence of some powerful hypnotism, comes up behind me with the lit blow torch. Just as she's about to burn mah ears off, I turn around to stop her, slip in a spot of spilt water and bash mah skull into the stove, dying instantly of mah brain hemorrhaging. I drop the pot of ramen.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:40 pm
I pick up the ramen and begin eating it.
It tastes funny so I spit it out and dump the rest on my neighbor's lawn. My neighbor calls the cops, lying and saying that I blowtorched his dead lawn. The cops chase me for a while until I get to the edge of a cliff and can't move. One of the cops comes out and walks up to me. I notice it is William Herrick (from 'being human') and I scream and try to run away, but he still bites me and sucks out all my blood (*cry* I was killed by my worst enemy)
I drop a sonic screwdriver.
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