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 Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:46 pm
Granted. He has too much and drowns in it.
I wish I could fly for as long as I want, and stop it if I want. As well as I won't be killed, or shot by the FBI.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:53 pm
Granted: You end up flying into a a Snoopy balloon during a parade, however, and your voice becomes permanently high pitched from the helium.
I wish I could control time.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:23 pm
Granted but you accidently become your own dad and are arrested for incest.
I wish you wished for pie.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:31 pm
Granted-- I wish for Chicken Pot Pie!
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:14 pm
Granted.
I wish I was laughing, only not so much.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:47 pm
Granted now if you laugh for more than five seconds a pie flys out of nowhere and hits you in the face.
I wish for catfish.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:09 pm
Granted, catfish is the only thing you can eat from now on.
I wish for ferrets.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:30 pm
Granted, but they are marching out to battle the accursed badgers and win back their land. They assume that you are the badgers' secret weapon and tear you limb from limb.
(I wish for the all spark)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:59 am
Granted but then megatron comes an kill you take the all spark then killes us all
I wish for a machine gun
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:07 am
Granted, but when you try to use it, the recoil causes the gun to shoot back pummeling you in the kidney. You either die, or have to get a new kidney.
I wish for great movies.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:10 am
Granted but all the movie sucks to everyone else but you still like them
i wish for a bag of poisonous chips to give my god brother
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:36 am
Granted, but he switches them with your chips and you eat them instead.
I wish for a giant, winged lion, whose only goal is to kill Drew Perry.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:12 am
Granted. Though the lion kills you as collateral damage.
I wish for the person who corrupts my wish to say a double entendre.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:51 pm
"Granted," the giant magical guinea pig spoke. Shortly after, vincent said "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over", but upon hearing those words Draco's head exploded.
I wish to have a great time the rest of the school year in college.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:41 pm
Granted but it was all a dream when you woke up the nightmare called school. Has finally taken over the human race, know all people could do is learn.
I wish Gaiaonline was real
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