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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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 Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:21 am
Granted!
Only, you forgot to stop wishing- and now you're twenty, thirty-five... Eighty! Ohdear, it looks as though this isn't going to stop- which is a problem, since we know what happens when people get old, right? They die. And their novels remain unwritten.
Sorry. :/
I wish... I wish that I could start writing the new novel already! D:
((Repetitive wish in the hopes that it'll come true. :3))
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:41 am
Granted! You write your novel publish it, but find out that almost the exact novel already exists gonk The author sues you and takes every last cent of your money... you're broke.
I wish... that I could ever finish a novel that I start! biggrin
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:58 pm
Granted but your novel suddenly gets ripped up by the doggies so you can't show it off or have it published! heart
I wish that I wasn't procrastinating.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:16 am
Granted! Now you're working as hard as ever to do what needs to be done. Only, in your single-minded bout of determination you forget that you need to live; you know, eat, sleep, breathe? Those things? ... Sorry. Maybe procrastination would have been better than dying. :]
I wish that I didn't have to get dressed today. I can't be bothered.
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:09 pm
Granted! But in the middle if the night someone broke into your house and stole all of your clothes. Wow, good luck getting out to buy more.
I wish school was over already.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:44 pm
Granted, but now you have to work, pay bills, and take care of that identity theft that left you with a horrible FICA score.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:34 pm
Granted. You aren't sick; you died from your sickness. The sad thing is that as a ghost, you can't finish your word count for SuWriMos, even if you are disease-free.
I wish I had something tasty to eat.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:10 pm
Granted, but now you have food poisoning and feel like you're dying but you're not even if you wish you are.
I wish I can figure out which story of my multitude of plot bunnies to write in what order.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:21 pm
It's not the time [It's not the place]
I'm not another [pretty face]
You're so easy to read...
Granted! But now the left over plot bunnies will multiply to the nth degree, presenting more amazing ideas you wish you had done first.
I wish my story would stop sounding like it was being written by a schizophrenic on an acid trip.
But the book is boring me.
You're not the first [And not the last]
How many more? [Don't even ask]
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:31 pm
Granted! Instead of just sounding like it was being written by a schizophrenic on an acid trip, you actually are one! Good luck with the medication!
I wish I could translate my thoughts into words more fluidly.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:50 pm
Granted, but you can't stop writing and when you're not writing, you're in desparate need for anything to write down the words.
I wish I could sleep foreva!
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:44 pm
Granted, but while you're sleeping your having horrendous nightmares in which you die from them. That's a pity.
I wish that I could decide on at least one story to write.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:02 pm
Granted!
You've chosen, but there's problems. Your story is overflowing with vicious (and possibly man-eating) plot bunnies. Normally a lot of plot ideas would be good, but this time, they all conflict.
Good luck making a choice.
It just so happens this choice is quite more difficult.
I wish that the second half of my fist chapter didn't look so... icky.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:16 pm
Granted, but now the rest of your story looks icky. Have fun editing it!
I wish my characters would stop running away from me.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:18 pm
Granted. They run toward you and glomp you to death.
Or perhaps not death, but at least into a coma.
I wish death upon chatspeak.
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