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Aurora flounces up to Hiroku in the real world. With her insanely large breasts flopping into Hiroku's face. "I WANNA BE headMISTRESS!" With that, she stomps her nearly-nude foot, reminding anyone watching of Eliza Doolittle.

Bore wanders around the alternate universe, noting that Jack Nicholson posters seem to have taken over the school. He wonders what kind of sick twisted freaking would want to idolize Jack Nicholson. Until he reaches the throne room, which is now made of.....MARSHMALLOW FLUFF! And atop the fluffy throne is none other than Mie herself! Bore looks up at her, wondering why she is keeping Helen Hunt on a leash, nearby.

Aurora poofs back into Bore's hideout, her being a mod and all. Only when she poofs in, she looks exactly like Kelly Ripa. With the annoying personality. "OMGZ REGIS, THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!" She shakes her sizeable rump around the room, pausing to do a few badly executed cartwheels. But her a**-ets looks good while doing it. In the midst of one of these cartwheels, she "accidentally" shoves Hiroku out the door and poofs her onto the Audobon. Then laughs. While doing more cartwheels. "NOW I'M THE headMISTRESS! Shut up, Eva Braun!" She stops her cartwheels to give Hitler's lover a good b***h slap.

Bore pffts. "Then who, pray tell, is running the school and gave you a marshmallow throne that you don't even like?"

SOT stares at his clone. What was going on? Why was he teaching home ec? Wasn't that Mie's post? Where was Mie? And- why were there chains? He tried to use his modly powers, but there was only a strange fizzling sound.

The cloneSOT looked out across his students. His eyes met realSOT's, widened, narrowed, blinked, winked, and did a little dance. SOT was trying to figure out how eyes could dance when he was POOFed modlily into a closet. There he stayed, listening to the class going on outside.

About an hour later, or thereabouts, he wasn't sure, he heard the students leaving, and was POOFed back into the classroom. The cloneSOT glared at him. "What were you doing in my classroom? Who are you? And why do you look like me? You don't have to answer those in order."

SOT drew himself up. "My name is Sex On Toast. I'm Hiroku's cloneboy, wife, husband, twin, and younger brother. I was here to escape pinochle-hating blue meanies and purple people eaters. I look like you because...I think I'm your alternate universe counterpart. Or you're mine. Either. Both. Whatever."

CloneSOT, feeling awkward, felt it necessary to introduce himself as well. "I'm Abstinence On Bagels. I have a twinclonesishubife as well. Her name is Hiroki, and she's the library slave. I'm the home ec slave. We are captives of the Great Maye-Tanuki, Principal and Supreme Dictator of Yuri University."

SOT poked AOB. "Whoa. Freakylike."

Aurora giggles all giggly-like and rubs her mammoth mammaries up against the books, in hopes that they'll give her Mardi Gras beads and not suffocate her. "Wait. Martha Stewart would b***h out her mother on live television. Perhaps that'll work here." Aurora gently inhales a few times, popping the eyeballs of any hetero males that happened to have infiltrated into the school. "STIR THAT BOWL BRISKLY!!! WHAT ARE YOU, EIGHTY YEARS OLD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN FIT TO LICK THE SPOON!" The books are all so horrified that anyone would repeat lines out of the Martha Stewart made-for-tv movie that they all fall off her and run off to go cower in Hiroku's bosoms. She sits down on the obviously-unconcious body of Francine and plots her next move.

"Geeee", Francine murmurs as her flabby arms and legs flail about in disturbing positions.

Aurora twitches and begins breaking Francine's limbs so that they will not trouble her further. Once that is accomplished, she removed the pads from Francine's sexy lingerie and adds them to her own sizeable bust. "Think. What would Tina Yothers do in this situation? Nothing. Hrm. What a b***h." Aurora pauses to give Tina a good slap on the flank. "Go get me the sausage."

Mie was still rather out of sight. I suppose this is what you'd call "hiding." But she didn't exactly have a choice. Having toppled over the marshmallow chair thing, she was now squished behind it. As she tried to get up, the marshmallow made a strange sucking sound and she was drawn into the mallow. How disgusting. Mie was now trapped in the very substance she couldn't/wouldn't eat. Instead of eating her way out as any sensible person would, she began to swim her was out, trying not to get too covered in melting marshmallowy good/badness. Finally, her head reached the surface and she poked it out and took a long breath. She looked around and what she saw.....

((Happy now? I posted. And I have NO idea what's going on. Fill me in, please? =o))