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 Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:49 pm
You didn't make a
wish, but whatever
it is that you didn't
wish for, I happily
do not grant it to you.
...whatever that means.
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I wish for my hair
to be straight.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:18 am
(oops, sorry for forgetting to wish)
Granted. Your hair is completely straight because it's now made out of cardboard!
I wish that I wasn't diabetic!
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:35 am
Granted!
But you discover
that you're allergic
to sugar and mollases
and any other kind of
sweetener, so you'll
have to drink sour
lemonade for the rest
of your life!
{Sowwy sad }
I wish the singer of
Sublime weren't dead.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:00 pm
Granted! The singer of Sublime isn't dead, but he quits the band and everyone hates him for it, so he wishes he was dead.
I wish my dog would stop barking
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:07 pm
Granted! You're dog was
magically transported to
Timbuctu, where he no
longer barks.
I wish my room didn't
smell like turkey or
any type of food.
Actually, I wish my
room didn't smell
like anything.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:47 pm
Granted. Your room smells like nothing, but everything in your room smells like farts xp
I wish I had guitar hero III
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:11 pm
Kay, but you don't have a TV or nothing to attach it to. (I'm bad at thinking up these things!)
I wish I was a rockstar.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:43 pm
Granted!
You are a rock that
is in the shape of a
star. Hence, a rockstar.
I wish I had some
mint chewing gum
right now.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:24 am
Granted! You have mint chewing gum, but all your teeth fall out!
I wish the war would end!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:49 am
Granted!
Thirty seconds after
the war ends, the
Earth suddenly explodes
and everybody dies.
I wish for moar wishes! ! !
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:44 pm
Granted! You have as many wishes as you want! But none of them will ever come true!
I wish I had perfect vision
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:28 pm
Alright, you get lasik eye surgery, and the docter 'accidently' cuts off your nose.
I wish a had the movie Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:32 pm
Granted!
But you go blind
and deaf before
you can see it.
I wish for happiness.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:17 am
Granted, but you can never feel any other emotion again, which causes others to become very annoyed with you and murder you and in your sleep.
I wish it was raining.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:31 pm
Granted. A fugly little
rain cloud follows you
around eternally, getting
everything near you wet
and ruining everything.
So all your friends get
exasperated and desert
you and you can never
get a new friend, or go
to school or get a job or
live in your house. So
you get so depressed
because of your rain
cloud you kill yourself.
I wish for the bank where
my money is in to legally
increase {only} my interest
to 50% a month.
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