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 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:56 pm
"Ooow!" Alice grunted, rising to her knees. As she opened her eyes, she quickly closed them again as she saw nothing but green. They had been at the alter, she had tried pulling Estella up... and then... this.
"I did hit my head pretty hard.." she reasoned with herself. She took a deep breath and slowly, ever so slowly, opened her eyes.
Nope. Still green. Definitely not the alter.
"Alice? Nyx? Anybody?"
Alice snapped her head around at the familiar voice of Estella. She scrambled up, but her head felt... lighter. She placed her hands on her head and gasped when she didn't feel the softness of her hamster hat. She looked down and gasped once again at the sight of her clothes. Her hair was down, and not up in the usual pigtails. Shaking her head, she remembered why she stood up in the first place.
"Estella! I-I'm here! It's Alice!" she cried, running towards where she had heard the voice.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:00 pm
"What on bloody earth happe- WOW. Have your ears grown or WHAT?!
Geez...You look almost like an elf!" Estella said as she rolled on her back laughing.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:05 pm
Alice frowned and put her hands on her hips.
"Well, you should see the size of yours!" she retorted.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:08 pm
"I'd like to inform you that my ears are perfectly norm-" she cut herself off as she felt the pointy tips.
"We're ELVES!" she cried.
"The runes and everything...even that elven lady...The Gatekeeper...
Her coffin read the gate keeper...I wonder..."she said as her voice trailed off.
"I do like my clothes though. The elves know style don't they? But...how come we have tiaras on our heads? Is this Disney world or something? Did we like...get drunk or drugged up and smuggled here or something??"
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:20 pm
"Yeah, my clothes are pretty cool," Alice agreed.
"We were smuggled?? By who? What do they want from us?! Why do they want what they want from us?! They stole my hat, too! Dang smugglers.."
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:33 pm
"Queen Aurella! Queen Aurella! You've returned to us!" a young elven man cried as he came into sight. "M'lady, I don't intend to be rude, but what are you doing in the presence of the queen of one of the warring nations against us? I do hope something diplomatic! I dare say though... The Xorians have begun attack on our humble little camp. It's not looking good." The young man ( http://www.tektek.org/avatar/386934 ) was obviously talking to Estella. Just during that time there was another call for someone else with the title of queen. "Whoa whoa whoa. Ok sir. What the heck is going on here?" Estella asked the frightened man infront of her. "I don't know what a 'heck' is madam, but we are under war and we need you for guidance. You are our queen! Oh you poor soul..I do hope you weren't hit on the head. You seem to have forgotten everything!" "I have forgotten nothing. I was on a trail ride with Alice over there, and Nyx and also another friend...I don't know where she went off to...but...I we were finding a place to snack. I was going to eat my soyjoys and have a good time until you little lily white leotard wearing fools came all prancing up here in this freaky little wonderland telling me that I'm somebody's queen. While it sounds nice and all, I'm not falling for the joke, you jerk. So stop putting on this show and tell your little friends that I'm not going to fall for your little pun. Ok? You and your little punk friends can go back, take off the fake ears, bring me back to my house, and leave me alone. I don't want to listen to this!" "But...madam...you want us to...cut off our ears?" "Haha...very funny. Go away now. I am not the queen of any kingdom. Alice can tell you!" "That's no Alice, Madam. That's Queen-" "Oh stop with the retarded queen stuff already. She's alice. She's nobody spectacular at basketball, but she can ride a horse really well and she is very good at art. But she is still no queen. And as many ribbons and trophies as I have in the show ring, I'm no queen either! So you can stop." "No she really is a queen-"the other gentleman across the feild said. He seemed to have come to claim Alice. "Cripes. You guys just don't give up do ya?"
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:52 pm
((ohmahgah, that was awesome, Volly rofl
'you want us to... cut off our ears?))
"This people are craazyy," Alice whispered to Estella. "But we might as well play along! Maybe it's auditions for a play!"
She cleared her throat, turning her attention to the red haired man.
"You see, me and my good friend, um, what did you call her? Aurella?"
"Queen Aurel-"
"Sush! I'm talking. As I was saying," another clearing of the throat. "Aurella and I were playing... cricket when one of the balls... smacked her in the head!"
The man raised an eyebrow. "You don't even have the proper equipment anywhere near you to be playing such a game."
Alice laughed nervously, twiddling her thumbs.
"Well, we were playing... over in a general that-way direction. I was trying to pull her back to safety!"
The gentleman from across the field (http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7421/tek0706095a8f89up0.png) had crossed over to us by now and had a confused look.
"But, Queen Bastet, why exactly were you helping her? She's the Queen of Arania, the very nation we're at war with!" he said.
"She'd just been smacked in the head! Would you not help an enemy if they too had been wrongly injured?" Alice injured. The man furrowed his eyebrows.
"I suppose, but... that goes completely against your family's saying! 'Fight All, Help None.' "
Alice narrowed her eyes.
"Man.. you guys are good at improv."
((I'll edit in the gentleman in a bit))
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:01 pm
"Ahh I see! To be or not to be! That is the question!" Estella said, rising and then making a motion as if she were stabbing herself and then falling back onto the grass. "How was that?"
"Uhh...good," Estella's 'elf' said. "Well then why don't I get any applause?"
"A pause?"
"Applause you lilly livered dimwit!"
"I don't have a lilly in my liver..."
"Are you sassing me?"
"What do you mean sassing? I have not a clue what on earth this 'sassing' is that you speak of."
"Oh? Well I know that you will have a clue what I speak of when I say my foot will soon be where the sun don't shine if you keep on like this."
"I do believe you mean where the sun doesn't shine...and why would you leave your foot in the forest of shadows, your magesty?"
"Ohh you're a smart one...." Estella claimed, her eyebrows going deeper and deeper down on her face.
"Why, thank you Queen Aurella!"
"Are you being a smart elic?"
"A smart elic?"
"Ugh. Okay. You can stop the ole routine now."
"What routine? Oh my! I knew that Claudius was keeping something from me."
"Oh what? That I'm not an elf, nor a queen, or that he hasn't come out of the closet yet?" Estella asked with a laugh.
"Why would we lock him in a closet, M'lady? That makes no sense to me. Poor Claudius. Do you want me to lock him in a closet?"
"Ugh. Why don't you all just shove yourselves in a closet?"
"I-I don't know m'lady. I'll look into that."
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:19 pm
"Improv? Is this some Aranian game Queen Aurella's tought you?" he asked, crossing his arms. Alice shook her head.
"Alright, enough of this Queen stuff. Are you gunna put us in the play, or not?"
"I do not understand your... new way of speaking."
"Wha- oh, what is wrong with you! Ya'll are taking this much too seriously."
"Ya'll? Oh, that must be some crude Aranian word! You musn't speak that way, your majesty!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:24 pm
"Ohhh now it's on! First you come telling me I'm a queen...then you call her a queen...and then you go dissing my country! Or my 'supposed' country. You have some nerve kid. I aughta take you out."
"Take me out where?" the man asked, crossing his arms.
"Take you outta town. Take you outta conciousness...I aughta have this guy kill you!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:33 pm
"Your majesty, I do ever so wonder how you could ever stand someone who speaks with such crudeness!" he said, shaking his head. Alice placed her hands on her hips.
"Now, you can't go on talking about Estella like that!" she said, poking him in the chest.
"But-"
"Nuh-uh! No buts! You don't see me talking about your friends like that!"
"But we're at war with her nation! How can you possibly be comrades?? And why do you call her 'Estella'??"
"Because that's her name!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:04 pm
[[EEEP! I'll resume this later. Liek soon later, butl ater. ^^ The 5th year ball is up! And Fleeples, a guild member, is head of the combustion room! That is soo cool. And and...I entered like loooadds of contests! ]]
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:07 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:13 pm
((hi i just joined yesterday so what would be a good way for me to come in realistically?))
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:19 pm
(uhh...just act like you were there the entire time. 3nodding )
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