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 Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:44 pm
Joah and *Unnamed*,
You guys have yet to develop much in my rp, and I know you're demanding my attention, but I have to say this again. BE PATIENT! I know I spend a lot of time with the others, but you know the attention will be on you. After all, I'm ending every one of your parts with cliffhangers. No one will know the truth about you until they read the last page, lean back, and cry over your story.
Honestly! You guys are sixty-three and seventy-five years old! You're not schoolchildren squabbling over who gets the basketball. God, not even Liam does that.
By the way, *Unnamed*, you will get a name soon. When I come to your part of the story, I will be sure to give you one.
--Loque
Loque,
You're a nice girl. I'm glad you chose to tell our story. But the thing is, you're spending too much time with Phoem, Liam, and Caij. It's great that we are the main point, but you're being both heartless to me and to the potents.
And I hope I will get my name soon! It's very annoying having Joah call me '*Unnamed*'
Besides, he teases me every time about it. crying
Loque, I love you, but if you don't get to our part soon, you won't have a full night's sleep in a long time. Believe me. I'm of the light, but it's still within my power.
--*Unnamed*
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:47 pm
Dear Iris Henner,
Let me start off apologizing that I'm such a b***h, the crap I make you go through is horrible. Anyways, by the time you get this the three book series will be completed in my mind and then it will possibly your daughter's turn for a series. I want you to know that I think Wrider would have wanted you to remarry especially to a great guy like Gregg who has always adored you. I want you to know that I do love you, that's why I got you an amazing daughter. I hope you will realize that Daisy will only be young once and that it was stupid of you to mope in your bed for 7 months, missing out on your daughter's 8th birthday. Grant you did lose Wrider, but she lost her father and you weren't there to help her. You better get your act together and help that child!
Also, give Gregg a chance. I know its early now but one day I think you two could make it. I don't beleive in soul mates, so when Wrider dies I don't believe you lost a part of you. Yes you miss him ( I miss him too, damn the scenes I'll write with him) but you have to realize that life does go on. Wrider wouldn't want you to mourn him forever. Gregg has always loved you. You might not believe that but its true. He was never in love with the idea of having you. It wasn't really love at first sight (the first time he saw you when you two were 8 years old) it was more like he wanted to get to know who you were, and when he did that's when he fell for you hard...maybe harder than Wrider did. Idk I'm not in their minds I'm in yours, so lol who knows?
Anyways, I want to conclude by saying that I love you and I want the best for you, so consider Gregg and get out there with your daughter. She needs you more than you know.
~Sincerly, Your Creator
Kim
P.S you may get another bundle of joy in your daughter's series....just a fair warning. Don't expect to be combat training anytime soon wink
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:55 am
Yeah, let's kick this thread back into action! =D
Dear Medina,
Firstly I suppose I should apologise for having neglected you so much recently. I've been incredibly busy with so many things it's hard to find time to think, never mind to write. I suppose things should get easier once these exams have finished, but until then I'm afraid you'll have to hang on. I know I left you in a rather awkward position, but think of it this way: at least you're not in the middle of a fight scene. If I was still writing right now, you'd probably be in the middle of throttling Calina, which most definitely would not be something you'd be happy with. (If I've learnt anything over the last nine months of working with you, it's that you're a lot milder than you seem, so I don't want to force you to violence for longer than is necessary).
So, all apologies aside, I'd also like to congratulate you on successful progress with the plot so far. I'm incredibly impressed with your treatment of Ellette's death (my condolences of course), which is the perfect amount of drama and depression (though a little less angst might be good, since this novel is becoming rather childish now...), and I'm glad that things are finally lining up for you. Soon you'll be able to relax, and things will all be over. I just need your co-operation for a little longer - I understand that Ellette's death has really messed things up for you - and then you can go back to your reading. Perhaps I'll even alert the university to keep a place open for you for the rest of the summer. :]
Yours faithfully,
The Author.
Dear The Author,
Thank you for your praise, and for your condolences. Of course Ellette's death is rather hard-hitting, but I have tried my best to remain composed enough to continue being of assistance (although I admit my composure is more for the novel than for you) and I will keep trying until you no longer need me. Though, I'm not making any promises; I have the feeling that the next few weeks could be rather stormy.
I will try my best,
Medina Thurr.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:08 am
My dear Elenor Suzanne,
I'm sorry to be using the full name of your childhood with you, but your childhood and one day twenty-five years later are all that I know of you, and the childhood was a much sharper memory.
I also apologize profusely for whatever has happened between the two memories that is probably my fault, but I wish that you would tell me about it. I am trying to rectify your situation, but I find it very difficult, seeing as I know nothing of what happened between the two incidents in the park.
You're screaming for your story to be told, and yet, you will disclose no details to me. This makes it exceedingly difficult to proceed. Please give me some information so that I can figure this all out.
Thank you,
E. Miller
Ms. Miller,
I really do not appreciate this prying. I am just intending to keep my daughter safe from whoever this man in the car is, and you bringing up that day from my childhood was bringing up unnecessary pain. The events are not related, I assure you, and you would do best to keep your nose out of my business and leave me to live my life. I plan on disappearing, so don't bother writing back, because this address will be gone by tomorrow.
Suzanne Morrows
Suzanne,
I'm surprised that you go by Suzanne now. I always thought that you would end up as an Ellie or something.
However, back on the topic of these letters--
Firstly, I am your author. I can find wherever you disappear to. Secondly, what do you intend to accomplish by disappearing again? You left town once, thinking that if you broke off all contact, that man--the one from the car--would not find you again, and yet he did. And thirdly, honestly, stop the crap about the incidents being unrelated. You know damn well that it's the same man, and you had better figure out something--or tell me so that I can figure something out. I can help you, I promise.
Yours,
E. Miller
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 10:29 am
Well, I am a Fan Fiction writer, so I will just write to the character I write about there.
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Dear Fierce Deity Link,
Is it so odd to think that I would think to pair you up with Michael Knight and K.I.T.T. from the 80's Knight Rider? After all, you guys are my favorites. And yes, you would actually make a good Lord of the Underworld, so you can't get out of that one. I did give you a loyal servant. Jericho would die for you if he could! I hope to actually finish a story with you in it for SuWriMo.
Love,
Onikara Nightshade
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Dear Onikara,
Nice name girl, obsess much? Teaming up with a talking car is not my first choice of jobs to do. I will accept this if you can keep that weird girl from fanfiction.net, Onigirl9797, off my back. She still thinks she's engaged to me! (I hope she doesn't kill me for this, if I could die.) I do have to thank you for Jericho. He's loyal and would gladly jump into the Pit of Stinky Weasels for me. You do seem to thave a problem with finishing stories, but don't give up. As long as the one you pick for this SuWriMo isn't the one where I go on a quest for the perfect royal cheese. I never did understand what you were on when you came up with THAT one!
Sincerely Yours,
Oni-Link
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I will have my own characters eventually, but I had to get this one off my chest. And Onigirl9797, forgive me! lol!
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:30 pm
This looks like fun. I will give it a shot.
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Dear Freya,
How have things been lately? Sorry you have just been sitting idly by as I try to figure out more about you. The point of this letter is to inform you of your role in my upcoming novella for SumNoWriMo. After creating you I had so many plans but unfortunately I didn't like any of them so you were forced wait for me. I have also decided to fix some flaws that I noticed. I am going to make you less powerful (yes that includes your powers) and less of a b***h for no reason. I like your snide attitude but it came off too strong for my tastes. I hope you like the new you. Also you are now moving to LA, I know its last minute but you will love it there. And I will be introducing a new character that your powers will not work on, you know why. I hope all is well and you have till the first of June to get settled.
Sincerely,
Your lord and master, The Author.
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Dear Author,
Its nice to know you haven't forgotten about me. Things have been more boring then ever since all I have to keep me company is your other forgotten characters, the stupid bounty hunter and the tarot girl. I swear of I have to hear hunter go off on about how vampires need to die, I can't be held accountable for what happens next. LA is way better then this place so I can't complain. I can find a job in a museum in no time. As long as you keep me as me then I could care less if you tone me down, hell my powers aren't that strong but do as you wish. I hope my outfit as Lynx hasn't changed, it looked awesome. Who is this character? I swear if I fall in love then I will be pissed at you. See you on the first.
Peace out,
Freya (AKA Lynx)
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:55 pm
My dear Christopher,
I write to you because I feel that you are the leader, or as close to one who has arisen in your small group, and that you will be the best to relay all of this to the others.
I apologize fervently for everything I've put you through when I was writing last summer--especially since then, it was just something to get me by until I had the laptop back, and had returned to good old Pittsburgh to finish my SuWriMo novel. I further apologize for leaving you in danger so long. I really am sorry, but you should understand, being a busy student as I am, that I really just didn't have time to give you guys the attention that you needed in order to have everything concluded. I'm sorry that it took you guys screaming from the back of my skull for ten months before I actually thought of coming back to the story, but now, here's your time. And before you get to marking me off as some purely apologetic sadist, let me tell you--things weren't intended to get as out of hand as they did. Alan's actions... Well, he's really just a jackass, you know that. He loved watching you watch Rose being tortured. He's a monster, and I'm glad that you broke his nose (and a few ribs, though he won't tell you that). I hope sincerely that you find a way to beat the s**t out of him--but don't go too hard on the a*****e; Rose would never forgive you if you left her in jail. And really, take the hint from Rose. There's a reason that you're the only one who she allowed to carry her when you were on the run. You
know as well as I do that any of you guys could have carried her, with her size. She loves you. Don't let it go.
Oh, and don't give up on Lance. I won't give anything away, and you'd better not tell him this, but he can see again. He just needs to believe it and learn the shielding patterns. Don't let Rose give up on teaching him. And don't let Lily give up on him. Sure, he's a grumpy misanthrope, but he really does care for her.
Please be consoled by this letter at least, until I can get back to you guys. I'm starting Altered Memory before I get back to you guys, so you'll have to wait a little while longer, but the end of next week, I'd schedule in going back to you. And I apologize in advance for the fact that I am going to rewrite the horrid parts of your story. I'm sorry to make you guys relive it.
Please believe me in saying that I do not intend to be a sick, sadistic writer. I'm sorry for everything that's happened, but I'm trying to fix it.
Sincerely,
E. Miller
Miller, whoever you are, wherever you are, I really don't like you right now. First off, I cannot feel what you feel. What the ********? I'm an empath! Sorry, it's just that once you're so used to your freakiness, it's weird to not feel someone's emotions. Yeah. I'll stop that train of thought now.
But seriously, all of those apologies? And for what you put us through? Sure, Alan and Logan's behaviors were beyond your control, but you're THE AUTHOR! You could have stopped them, I'm sure. At least before they did -that- to Rose? Maybe you don't know how bad it was; after all, you just wrote the scene. Being there, feeling her pain, and yet feeling that she was doing it for me, while I was helpless. You're an a*****e for not stopping that. And what you said in your letter about her: how could she love me? I put her through torture. It's entirely my fault. If I'd have cooperated with their interrogations, they wouldn't have brought her down.
Really, I'm done writing to you, at least for now. I'm sorry at how harsh I'm being, but I really can't help it. I know it wasn't your fault, but I can't get past my anger right now. Just give me a while. Next time you hear from me, I'll be more composed. Hopefully I'll even be out of this terrible mess I've gotten into. You'll hear back from me when I'm not so full of rage at the whole situation. Until then.
Yours,
Chris
PS: Please, call me Chris. No one calls me Christopher anymore. And one last thing: thanks for letting me know that that kick broke ribs. That's very satisfying.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:32 pm
Dear Malcolm, Evander, and Mirabel (because I know you're all hanging out together somewhere),
TALK TO ME. I can't write your characters if you refuse to speak. If this is in belligerent response to the list of worldbuilding questions I forwarded last week, I don't think perusing the short ten-page list is too much to ask; you're not doing anything else anyway. DON'T tell me you're busy--I would know. This is the only time I'll say it: you don't want me to beat it out of you.
That is all.
--AUTHOR-GOD
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:05 pm
Dear Adela,
You’re my big stumbling block and quite frankly, you frustrate me to the point where sometimes I think I’d be better off erasing every trace of you from the story. But you’re the main part of the story, I know, I know. But dammit, you’re boring and flat and drag things down. What is it about you? I need to know something, girl! Hobbies, dislikes, anything.
And don’t give me any of this “I’m too busy to answer” crap because you’re not queen YET; you can’t be that busy.
Sincerely,
Me
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Oracle Adela, offering respectful greetings to my most glorious Creator,
I have no intention to defend myself to you, nor should you ask me to do so. What could I hope to tell you? The same blood flows through my veins as the rest of my people; I am a human, I am a woman. What more is there to say? I am what I am not for any greatness of my character but the Moons’ own blessed guidance. Purge yourself of the impatience and anger that are within you and perhaps you may see me in a different light.
Blessings be upon you.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:08 pm
This looks like fun!
Dear Kail,
How are you? Well as you can be, I hope. I realize I've had your little adventure planned for a while now, and I'm sure you have seen the idea of what will befall you, Aiden, and the rest of your family. Don't worry, being the subject if my SumNoWriMo means you can finally put everything behind you, and move on. And, good news, you finally have a full fledged world! No more of just a random odd location that seemed medieval, isn't this wonderful? Well, hope you're prepared for everything ahead.
Your Author,
Pixie
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Pixie,
How am I? What do you think, after that plot you wrote out? I'm left with only the vague idea of the future, one I find to be very grim for my family and I. You orphan me and take away my siblings one by one, how am I supposed to feel about this? How is one to prepare for such a fate? Not to mention the business with Xio and Ilan. I pray you don't dawdle in finishing my tale.
Sincerely,
Kail
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:40 pm
I had nothing better to do (you know, like the studying that I should have been doing) during sociology today, and I had finished the assigned reading, so I began another letter to one of my characters... And one back, of course.
My soc. teacher comes up behind me and starts reading, and tried to read it, but was very confused that I was sending notes to someone... And responding. I think he's worried about me now.
Just thought you guys would appreciate that.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:30 am
It's always kinda fun messing with teacher's minds. I miss doing that sometimes. Parents seem to be harder.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:27 pm
Dear Haven,
Well, won't this be fun. We'll have a ton of adventures together I am sure, and it is most fun writing from your point of view. BUT! Can I suggest something? Could you please tone down on the whole cursing. I mean I know you aren't someone who would say "oh my gosh" or even "crap". You are more of a person who would use cuss words, but in your narrative? And you're kind of mean. I don't want to seem like that's a bad thing but could you lay off of Ransom and Richter's names I actually like them. They are nifty names.
And well, I apologize in advance to what I am going to put you threw in the near future. No, seriously, but it needs to be done and you are my go to girl. Mostly because you are the only point of view I am allowing myself to go into. Even though I want to use that nifty technique where you're first person and then the other two would be told in third person, but like third person limited. Ya get it? Yeah, so just keep working with me an we'll do great things together.
Ttfn! Ta-ta for now!
M.
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M,
Like the name. It's really super sweet awesome, if you can't tell this is my letter sarcasm specially made for you. Anyway, I think it's kind of cute you actually think you know whats going around in my head. Really kind of crazy, but its cute in the way that a rabid squirrel is cute. Or maybe I should compare it to a panda 'cause you know those things are dangerous. But I digress. If, and that's a big if, I was doing a narrative ******** yeah it'd have vulgarity. That is how I am.
Richter and Ransom do have stupid names their parents should be ashamed. First of all Richter is a last name, and don't get me started on Ransom. It's just a really, really bad name.
I am kind of loving how you think you know what's going to happen in my life too. It makes you more like a rabid bunny rabbit, adorable but dangerous. So, if I see you around M and know its you I am pointing my gun right between your eyes and pulling the trigger. Uh, go for the awesome technique dear crazy M. It'd be super.
-Haven
P.S. If you ever correspond this letter never write nifty again. That word is dead.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:35 am
D,
Where the hell did you go?
Please get back here ASAP.
Thanks,
Ren
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:42 am
Dear Rayvenne Skye Moonbeam Clearewater Sky,
Sorry about the name. You've blamed your mother all these years, but it was really me. Last night.
I would also like to deeply and sincerely thank you for walking up and being interesting from line one. It's a shame Danny can't be that useful. If you are not entirely incoherent from rage, would you mind asking Danny not to be such a whiny little b***h? I have a brilliant idea for her intro turning her into awesome in her introduction, much like you, but if her characterization changes out of the blue there is a good chance that I will make your name worse, in retaliation.
Much Love and Many Loving Threats,
PP
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[The outside of the envelope is appropriately addressed "Pretty Priestess," but the inside seems to only hold shredded paper with illegible scribbles. Even attempting to paste together the pieces would not likely be of any use.]
[There is another letter in the mailbox, also labeled "Pretty Priestess."]
Dear PP,
I hope you're happy with yourself. She won't shut up.
Up Yours,
Danny.
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