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 Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:07 pm
" And the winning lotto numbers are...."
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:11 pm
Ol' Palpy: Vader? What....what are you doing here?
Vader: There's a storm outside. I'm cold and scared D:
Palp: Well, come sit in my lap then. That's as good Sith lord. There there.
Vader: Can you tell me the story again?
Palp: *sigh* sure, why not. Once there was a big bad sith lord named Darth Vadaaah...and...oh..hello, Jacob.
Engineer: uuuh..I got a call about a broken vending machine?
Palp: Yeah, over there. * looks at intercom*....Everyone, this has been a drill. Please consume your suicide pills to add to the realism. That is all.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:35 pm
"We're out of Chupaquesos."
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:41 pm
Intercom: "Welcome to the Aperture research and community entertainment center. Upon completion of the assigned tasks there will be cake."
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:45 pm
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:03 am
Intercom: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. If you'll look out the port-side viewers, you'll see a rapidly approaching planet promising certain doom. To the starboard side are several enemy fighters raining Hell upon us...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:13 am
" What?! We're being chased by chuck norris!? oh...hello, crew"
*panic in the background*
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:02 pm
Vader: Luke... I... am your father...
Luke: Noooooo way! How did you know I like it kinky?!
Ten minutes later
Vader: You like that whip doncha b***h
Luke: You--
((I'm sorry I cant even finish writing this I'm laughing so hard))
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:45 pm
"Attention all hands. Please move quickly and in an orderly fasion to the Starboard side of the Star Destroyer. Do not ask questions, do not panic. This has nothing to do with the Command Staff's efforts to avoid flying into a black hole due to the Incompetance of the Bridge Crew."
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:32 am
Intercom: Life Support has encountered an error and needs to be shut down.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:15 am
Intercom-Ship's Computer: "The reactor control computer has encountered a critical error and needs to be shut down. Please contact Kuat Drive Yards Tech Support to learn the proper shut down procedure..."
Techie: "Screw that!" *Sound of a computer being unplugged.
Intercom-Ship's Computer: "Danger, reactor containment failure immement."
Techie: "Oops."
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:05 am
Intercom: ( blaring ) CANNOT FIND VOLUME CONTROL. PLEASE REINSTALL INTERCOM VOICE SYSTEM.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:20 pm
"Hey chuck?"
"Yeah, frank?"
"What does "Self destruct" mean?"
"I dunno...try pressing the button"
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:37 am
Officer 1: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking, OMG! WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Officer 2: Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot is drunk. Pay no attention to him. Everything is perfectly fine. ... I'm just kidding. GET TO THE ESCAPE PODS!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:07 pm
*BOOM*
Palpaine: what happen?
Darth vader: Someone set us up the bomb.(hooooh.)
Darth Vader: We get signal.(hooooh)
Palpatine: What?
Darth Vader: Main screen turn on.(hooooh)
general GREIVOUS: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us.
Palpatine: What you say?
general GREIVOUS: You are on the way to destruction. Make your time.
general GREIVOUS: HAHAHA.
Darth Vader: Master!(hooooh)
Palpatine: .......
Palpatine: Take off every 'Tie'.
Palpatine: You know what you doing.
Palpatine: for great injustice.
Palpatine: Move 'Tie'.
xd
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