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 Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:25 pm
I ran him over for that awful pun. It was a mercy killing.
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:02 am
I ran her over in an attempt to jump the chark.
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:14 pm
I ran over him because I was too busy looking up what a chark was on my blackberry...
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:34 pm
I ran over her because I forgot we elves were not like highlanders and there can be only one!
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:51 pm
I ran over him to silence the drumming
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:02 am
Swamp gases reflecting off of Venus blinded me.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:48 pm
I thought he was a blood-covered member of the KKK, and I can't stand racists, so I ran him over.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:50 am
i fell asleep behind the wheel of the car.. it is 3:50AM after all
(Sorry T`Ka)
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:58 am
I had no idea I was driving and pulled a wheelie than exploded atop him.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:16 pm
I was mesmerized by his smiling-cosmos appearance and didn't realize I'd hit him until I was shot out my windshield and was laying next to him in the road...
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:41 pm
I ran over her because I was thinking of a way to steal her Coco plushie ninja
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:08 am
I thought she'd jump out of the way while yelling "Torro!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:52 am
I thought by hitting her I would receive 1,000 points and an extra life.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:54 pm
I was being attacked by pandas and lost control of the car.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:46 pm
I was terrified by his face and covered my eyes. Oops, must've hit the gas instead of the brake.
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