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 Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:19 am
Nadian Strideo Nadian Strideo What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With BMWs the pricks are on the inside. What's the different between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Excellent! xd Those were in an e-mail I received which had a lot of funny jokes in it. Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to post the violent, racist, and sex jokes from that list... sweatdrop Oh well, we don't need the dirty jokes to have fun. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:23 am
We need dirty and clean jokes!
Such as
Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud.
Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles!
Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:26 am
Kabol Schezar We need dirty and clean jokes! Such as Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud. Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles! Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted Bubbles sounds like a striper's name too. ninja Uh, I'm just saying is all. sweatdrop xp
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:29 am
Strideo Kabol Schezar We need dirty and clean jokes! Such as Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud. Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles! Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted Bubbles sounds like a striper's name too. ninja Uh, I'm just saying is all. sweatdrop xp
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:33 am
Strideo Kabol Schezar We need dirty and clean jokes! Such as Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud. Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles! Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted Bubbles sounds like a striper's name too. ninja Uh, I'm just saying is all. sweatdrop xp Hmmm... to me, Bubbles sounds like a Powerpuff Girl's name.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:49 am
Nadian Strideo Kabol Schezar We need dirty and clean jokes! Such as Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud. Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles! Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted Bubbles sounds like a striper's name too. ninja Uh, I'm just saying is all. sweatdrop xp Hmmm... to me, Bubbles sounds like a Powerpuff Girl's name. Because it is but I've never heard of an adult named Bubbles who wasn't either a striper or some sort of entertainer.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:07 am
Strideo Nadian Strideo Kabol Schezar We need dirty and clean jokes! Such as Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud. Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles! Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted Bubbles sounds like a striper's name too. ninja Uh, I'm just saying is all. sweatdrop xp Hmmm... to me, Bubbles sounds like a Powerpuff Girl's name. Because it is but I've never heard of an adult named Bubbles who wasn't either a striper or some sort of entertainer.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:24 am
rabbitinthemoon Strideo Nadian Strideo Kabol Schezar We need dirty and clean jokes! Such as Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud. Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles! Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted Bubbles sounds like a striper's name too. ninja Uh, I'm just saying is all. sweatdrop xp Hmmm... to me, Bubbles sounds like a Powerpuff Girl's name. Because it is but I've never heard of an adult named Bubbles who wasn't either a striper or some sort of entertainer. Then I stand corrected. 3nodding What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:55 am
a man walks into a bar...
& says "ouch, that hurt!" then he rubs his bruise ruefully & walks around the bar...
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:43 am
rabbitinthemoon Strideo Nadian Strideo Kabol Schezar We need dirty and clean jokes! Such as Dirty joke: Billy played in the mud. Clean joke: He took a bath with Bubbles! Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door. twisted Bubbles sounds like a striper's name too. ninja Uh, I'm just saying is all. sweatdrop xp Hmmm... to me, Bubbles sounds like a Powerpuff Girl's name. Because it is but I've never heard of an adult named Bubbles who wasn't either a striper or some sort of entertainer. That reminds me... we nicknamed boss 5 on Blaster Master "bubbles"... best video I could find of that boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e85mMs13AE
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:47 pm
A dolphin was born at Seaworld with a vestigial leg. Not wanting the unusual bump to be viewable by the public, the manager sought out the nearest vet to have it surgically removed. The vet, after looking over the facts, refused the operation. Apparently, it would de-feet the porpoise.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:36 pm
Nadian A dolphin was born at Seaworld with a vestigial leg. Not wanting the unusual bump to be viewable by the public, the manager sought out the nearest vet to have it surgically removed. The vet, after looking over the facts, refused the operation. Apparently, it would de-feet the porpoise. *Groan*
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:54 pm
What do you call two infected locations?
A pair of parasite sites.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:24 pm
Jshin Strideo Jshin Strideo Okami Ameras When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Ouch! xd *Groan* I know, it's pretty hard to swallow! rofl Reminds me... PG-13DUDE! thats soo wrong!
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:07 pm
P O D warrior42 Jshin Strideo Jshin Strideo Okami Ameras When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Ouch! xd *Groan* I know, it's pretty hard to swallow! rofl Reminds me... PG-13DUDE! thats soo wrong! Yes, but it's still entirely awesome.
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