Ok... quoting from the 'dating for dummies' "MINIATURE EDITION" version! hehehe
General catch phrases and how to interpret them!
I love you; i'm just not In love with you.
Translation:
I've called the lawyer.
I have a lover
You're toast.
Colour me gone.
Can't we just be friends?
Translation:
There's no chemisty
I'd rather die than kiss you
I feel really guilty about doing you wrong, so i'd like to pretend you don't hate me to easy my conscience
I'm seeing someone else
I don't want to have to find my own place
I'd like to borrow money
Will you take care of my dog?
(To be continued ...)
Disaster Dates:
Here's a list of some tactful translations for how you may really feel..... (these will come in handy i love em)
I want to go home NOW!
Translation: Gee, it sure is getting late, and i've got an early morning tomorrow
You bore me to tears!
Translation: Please excuse my yawning. It's been a really tough week
We have NOTHING in common!
Translation: You've led such a different life than i have!
You sure seemed nicer when i asked you out
Translation: There are so many sides to your personality
What a waste of TIME!
Translation: I've been in such a time crunch these days, i never have time for the fun stuff.
You look nothing like your picture!
Translation: Your photo doesn't do you justice..
Why don't you say SOMETHING instead of just SITTING THERE!!!
Translation: You seem quiet - Are you okay?
Are you ever going to SHUT UP!?
Translation: You're so full of energy!
I never wantt o see you again!
Translation: Tonight has been an experience.. Thank you
And thats all in tonights espisode.. I will bring you more in the days to come lol
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