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 Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:18 pm
Death? You mean that skeletal guy who dropped by last week? Yeah, his blade was too dull and I told him he should go sharpen it before he came back. It wasn't going to be very effective as a blunt weapon... He said thanks for the tip, and that he'd do that.
Should I be worried he'll come back? *goosebumps*
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:18 am
Death would be totally awesome wielding a hammer!
Greathammers and scythes both have x4 crits, but the hammer does more damage and gives you +2 on sunder checks, although you do need an EWP.
Man... i've been playing too much D&D...
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:02 pm
I was just about to say that. Yes, you do.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:35 pm
From BD: eek eek eek Im seriously dru nk as hellll right now because its the asylum birthday.
ARches posts make perfect sense. eek eek eek
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:43 am
Korean teacher: "No, she stole the baby, because, she wanted keep the baby. Maybe she from family that doesn't baby."
Well, at least the kid won't grow up spoiled. rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:18 am
Ben rocks so hard, my face melted.
Indeed, he rocks face-meltingly hard.
:- My school subject report for IT.
We had to write our own comments...
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:07 pm
"With friends like him, who is needing enemas?"
Fisher Stevens, from Short Circuit
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:26 am
My brother: You would enjoy that, wouldn't you?
Me: Your MUM would enjoy that
Him: Yes, she would enjoy that
Me: Your MUM would enjoy that
Him: I just said that
Me: Your MUM just said that
I was trying to concentrate on the PS2!
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:28 am
"I can't keep you two straight!"
Friend: *faux gasp, hand over mouth*
"Y'all are dirty minded." stare
Friend: "Well, you know, it's not really a woman's job to keep other women straight." *giggle*
"I have three things I could say right now, but this is a public location." [What do you know about being straight?], [I think anyone on the planet, regardless of gender, would have trouble keeping you straight.], [Why, do you find me that desirable/gosh-darn smexy?]
((The friend is bi, but military. I can't say that stuff to her in public, or I probably would have.))
I got the last laugh. cool
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:31 am
ArynChris "I can't keep you two straight!"Friend: *faux gasp, hand over mouth* "Y'all are dirty minded." stare Friend: "Well, you know, it's not really a woman's job to keep other women straight." *giggle* "I have three things I could say right now, but this is a public location." [What do you know about being straight?], [I think anyone on the planet, regardless of gender, would have trouble keeping you straight.], [Why, do you find me that desirable/gosh-darn smexy?]
((The friend is bi, but military. I can't say that stuff to her in public, or I probably would have.))
I got the last laugh. cool I can guess the answer to the last one...
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:51 am
Personally? I'm straight. I really don't want to know the answer to that one.
But... yeah, actually, you're right. There's this gray shirt, you see... There's a reason I didn't wear it to Fanime.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:12 pm
I can guess at the reason because I've met you IRL.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:23 pm
I'm sorry, but Bush wanting to control the oil in the far east ins't a good enough reason for me to die. :- Me, after my friend called us all cowards because we wouldn't go into a war.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:37 pm
A) Not the reason.
B) I totally agree.
C) You friend is pretty dumb, no offense.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:30 pm
There's this guy Newman...
I'm sitting in a rolling chair, and I happen to spin around. RIGHT THERE is Newman. "Jesus!" I exclaim in surprise and dismay. "No, Newman!" he shoots back.
Collective laughter.
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