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 Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:09 pm
Gummibear Pwns RAINBOW FILTHY ******** GOODNESS that's basically how I feel about rainbows. It's like walking into a bog, the the sun-warmed peat sucking you down, accepting your feet, your ankles, your calves, and you keep wading in, but it isn't peat at all, it isn't mud, it isn't quicksand, it's like caramelizing sugar, stirred slowly, viscous and sweet, it candies your knees, your thighs, and a warm tropical rain reflects and refracts the spectrum into a million liny fragments, millions and millions of microscopic fragments, arching overhead, as the rain falls on your shoulders and back as your hips disappear into the mire, and then your waist and then you're swimming, with slow, frog-like strokes in syrup, chest, shoulders, neck, and finally your head, your smiling face, your nose disappears beneath the surface without somuch as a gasp for air, and the honey pulls you in.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:51 pm
Star fish are close enough to be octopi... sort of... Don't ask... the idea to draw this came out of left field. lol *Shameless pimping of art*
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:07 am
Falling Sanity you have no idea how much I love that drawing of your's heart My friend Kerrigore drew a vicious dragon of hers and what else was I supposed to do but make it into a rainbow? :] 
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:00 am
Oh. My. God.
I want to lick it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:10 pm
I... Love... You.. The roof. the roof. the roof is on fire. we don't need no water let the mother ******** burn. Burn mother ********. burn DUHDUNUDNUDHDUNDD ok I wanna draw something : D
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:09 pm
Charrlay I... Love... You.. The roof. the roof. the roof is on fire. we don't need no water let the mother ******** burn. Burn mother ********. burn DUHDUNUDNUDHDUNDD ok I wanna draw something : D
Said her name was Bambi, and I said, 'Well, that's a couencidence, Darlin', 'cause I was just thinking 'bout skinin' you like a deer.'
Well, she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-a-lanern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do mah little cooky dance.
And then she told me ta shush. I guess she could sense my desperation...'course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearlman.
Yes the lap dance is so much better when the stipper is cryin'!
rofl rofl LAWL! I love that song...
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 pm
Gummibear Pwns Charrlay I... Love... You.. The roof. the roof. the roof is on fire. we don't need no water let the mother ******** burn. Burn mother ********. burn DUHDUNUDNUDHDUNDD ok I wanna draw something : D
Said her name was Bambi, and I said, 'Well, that's a couencidence, Darlin', 'cause I was just thinking 'bout skinin' you like a deer.'
Well, she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-a-lanern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do mah little cooky dance.
And then she told me ta shush. I guess she could sense my desperation...'course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearlman.
Yes the lap dance is so much better when the stipper is cryin'!
rofl rofl LAWL! I love that song...LOL I completely forgot I said that. Gummi: That is one of the best songs they ever did! <3 "So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula."
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:16 pm
Yeah. ^^ it's one of my best friend's favourite songs by them. He knowz like all the words. XD If it weren't fer him I doubt I would even know the song!
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into TheStinkyPinkyGulp'N'GuzzleBigRigSnoozeAStop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of 'Throb',when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' 75 in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:51 pm
Oh god I don't know it's late and all I have on my comp at home is paint. I totally bit the rainicorn style from adventure time.
"Woo woo woo woo oo wooo woo wo!"
~rainicorn
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:00 pm
"I don't think you're ready for this, my pony's too bootylicious, baybeh..."
VERY shiny. I can't accomplish that level of completeness in Paint.
I'll be fiddling with Paint all afternoon, you just watch.
I really should be making my Powerpuff Girls costumes for my friends and myself. Halloween is my favourite holiday, fershure.
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:23 pm
Dat iz SO sweet, Miss Jerseylust.
I love that we each seem to have drawn Unicorns in paint with some sort of rainbow coloured bodily function at some point or another. ;D It make me happeh!
Miss Req! You're going to be a Powerpuff Girl fer Halloween??? I would call Bubbles..... now I feel lame for going as a piate this year. v.v;;
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:58 pm
being naturally blonde, I'm gonna be Bubbles, and my friends have the right colour hair for Blossom and Buttercup, so it only seemed fitting. also: 
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:32 am
 part of the stuff for my junky new profile.
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:21 am
Gummibear Pwns Dat iz SO sweet, Miss Jerseylust.
I love that we each seem to have drawn Unicorns in paint with some sort of rainbow coloured bodily function at some point or another. ;D It make me happeh!
Req! your unicorns are actually horse shaped! I'm envious. I can't draw most animals correctly so I make them have wiggly woogly arms and legs ;3;
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:37 pm
Fabulousth Unicorn plus severe mental retardation equals spandex?
I suppose that DOES make sense.
I learned to draw horses from My Little Pony.
I did this art challenge where I had to draw the same object 50 times, but I had less time to do it each time, so I drew Windy the unicorn 50 times. (1984 pony. yeah!) So I draw smarmy horses with big dewy eyes.
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