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JoVo

PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:29 pm


Matiko-san
Nope sorry. In order to get these s'mores, I'd wanna see you, Vague, JoVo, and Keithing shirtless, like the Chippendale models on my calendar.


I can't take my shirt off because last night I ate a white puppy that was really a coccoon for spiders, and now I have the ability to grab thing with a silky, scaled tentacle with a prong at the end that comes out of my belly button. I tried getting rid of it too, but it always grew back. I killed the freaking spider lady, though. She was weird, and had really gross matted hair. And she was filled with spiders on the inside. It was very eww.

I think it was a dream, but I'm too grossed out to check. All I know is I slept like 14 hours.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:29 pm


Invisible Monsters
Matiko-san
Nope sorry. In order to get these s'mores, I'd wanna see you, Vague, JoVo, and Keithing shirtless, like the Chippendale models on my calendar.

I think I'd want more than s'mores in exchange for that.

Alright, name your price ^_^

JoVo: That's still no excuse ^_^

Matiko-san

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:29 pm


JoVo

eek I don't blame you.
*shudders*
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:31 pm


Invisible Monsters
JoVo

eek I don't blame you.
*shudders*

You boys know how to ruin a man's dreams *goes to his corner, unclaimed once again*

Matiko-san

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:31 pm


Matiko-san
Alright, name your price ^_^

redface I have no idea. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:31 pm


Invisible Monsters
JoVo

eek I don't blame you.
*shudders*


And you don't even want to hear about the roaches. They were the size of a 1-year-old baby. All of them. I had to squish one, and it made this pssssst..phrrrp sound, then all this green goop came out of them... and some translucent thing that looked like a tiny liver.

JoVo


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:32 pm


JoVo
Invisible Monsters
JoVo

eek I don't blame you.
*shudders*


And you don't even want to hear about the roaches. They were the size of a 1-year-old baby. All of them. I had to squish one, and it made this pssssst..phrrrp sound, then all this green goop came out of them... and some translucent thing that looked like a tiny liver.

graphic much?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:33 pm


JoVo
And you don't even want to hear about the roaches. They were the size of a 1-year-old baby. All of them. I had to squish one, and it made this pssssst..phrrrp sound, then all this green goop came out of them... and some transluscent thing that looked like a tiny liver.

*pushes his food away*
No kidding?

*calls the dog to finish off the leftovers*
I think maybe you should not do whatever it is you did right before bed last night ever again.

How's that sentence for confusing? sad

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JoVo

PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:36 pm


Invisible Monsters
I think maybe you should not do whatever it is you did right before bed last night ever again.


Tried to convince Matiko to stay, chatted online with a hottie from Pennsylvania (who's not Tahariel because she never called), got fed up with Matiko and insulted him, hung around on Gaia fooling around with items, drank plenty of gin and gatorade, watched the latest episode of Naruto, went to sleep.

I don't see how any of that could inspire by bug and spider-bonanza dream. Plus, a white dog (that moves around like a dog, but is sticky to the touch) made of silk as a cocoon for spiders... what the hell?!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:38 pm


Invisible Monsters
JoVo
And you don't even want to hear about the roaches. They were the size of a 1-year-old baby. All of them. I had to squish one, and it made this pssssst..phrrrp sound, then all this green goop came out of them... and some transluscent thing that looked like a tiny liver.

*pushes his food away*
No kidding?

*calls the dog to finish off the leftovers*
I think maybe you should not do whatever it is you did right before bed last night ever again.

How's that sentence for confusing? sad

That's pretty good. A for effort ^_^.

JoVo: I think that had something to do with me. Maybe your subconscious was trying to tell you that you were horrified at the way our conversation last went.

BTW, if I haven't already told ya, I really do appreciate you trying to convince me that you all don't hate me as much as I seem to be convinced you all do.

Matiko-san

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JoVo

PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:38 pm


I just thought that if Subliminal Message were here, he'd explode from fear.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:39 pm


JoVo
I just thought that if Subliminal Message were here, he'd explode from fear.


True...*wonders why no one considers him a hottie*

Matiko-san

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:41 pm


JoVo
...drank plenty of gin and gatorade...

Perhaps? It doesn't sound like a good combination to me.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:42 pm


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JoVo
...drank plenty of gin and gatorade...

Perhaps? It doesn't sound like a good combination to me.

I've never had gin, so I wouldn't know...

Matiko-san

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:43 pm


Matiko-san
JoVo
I just thought that if Subliminal Message were here, he'd explode from fear.


True...*wonders why no one considers him a hottie*

Who? You or Subliminal Message?
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