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 Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:10 pm
to donate kethen all their gold (wink wink wink )
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:49 pm
To get the Bush's Homestyle baked beans recipe.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:09 pm
to get president Bush in for a third election.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:25 pm
To keep DA from wearing too much at any given time.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:09 pm
To get mind-controlling devices installed in Condoleeza Rice as well.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:44 am
To find a nice retirment home for the emepor (hes gettin old)
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:06 pm
to make miller lite taste better than bud lite
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:49 pm
To destroy planet Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:00 pm
To mug Frodo and steal his ring so that Palpy can screw up the space-time continuum by time-warping Middle Earth troops to their universe.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:14 pm
To abduct all the Girl Scouts, convert them to the Dark Side, and go door-to-door across the galaxy selling their evil yet delicious cookies.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:29 pm
To raise questions about prejuce within the Empire with the fact that white suits are the majority and black ones are the minority in armor colors.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:47 pm
((lol! I love it!))
To bring Reverend Al Sharpton to the Imperial Courts to debate the armor color issue, then realize that there's no point because whatever Palpy says goes.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:28 pm
To deny claims of sexist issues when asked about a shortage of female officers with the response of, " Of course we have women. They make the storm troopers. "
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:50 pm
To catch some re-runs of Martha Stewart's old shows so they can use tips for refurnishing the third death star to have a more inviting appearance.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:17 am
To blow hundreds of thousands of credits on remodelling their SDs after Vader falls for one of those Feung Sheui (sp?) things.
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