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 Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:28 pm
900 Girls from TX. will kill you.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:36 am
91. all sports can be improved with polar bears
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:05 am
92. If you get the sniper rifle, you better make damn sure you keep it.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:14 pm
93. There are no stores in Blood Gulch
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:12 pm
94. If you hear Mexican music, run.
95. Jeeps have really big guns.
96. Only one part of a tank needs to function to turn you into a cloud of mist.
97. Evil people have stupid accents.
98. Alien quests are extremely easy.
99. Only a chick can give you a huge headache.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:38 am
100. that spleens can be inflated and played with
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:50 am
101. Teal so sooo Last season. Tucker is Aqua.
XD
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:26 pm
102. every girl on the internet is a guy
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:51 pm
103. That ******** are part of a balanced breakfast.![User Image]()
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:15 pm
104. Never trust a Noob witha tank
105. there are always more pedals than needed
105.suitcases are not good hiding spots
106. The "turducken" is due for improvement
107. "A Day Of Victory" is not to be taken literally
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:53 pm
108. Leaving a battle isn't retreating. It's advancing. Towards future victory.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:52 am
109. Two bases in the middle of a square-box canyon are of extreme strategic importance.
110. In the future, everything will be shinier and have a higher polygon count.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:43 pm
111. Don't go drop your guard with an alien nearby.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:01 pm
112. Knowing old people is even sadder than being dead.
113. For a lot of people, you could make up a big Thanksgiving meal in about a few hours by deep frying. The recipe is as follows.
First we start with a hummingbird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a cornish hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a bigger turkey, put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a lepoard. Put all that in a Pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747...
114. Leopards are a good advantage for presenting Thanksgiving meals.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:31 pm
115. NEVER trust dudes in white... BAD idea
116. Tanks may talk to you, but that doesn`t mean they are your friends
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