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The figure ran around, and it appeared to be a bird of some sort. "Oh! Its you, Fiddle! Thank goodness I knew you were a Chocobo!" She happily shouted, leaping on the bird. Fiddle ran right through the door with Elfsneef and left. A paper was placed on her desk. "Ku..."

"Oof!" Elfsneef and Tsupseudogamush said at the same time, being pushed into the lab. "Hehe, now that I got you out of the way, im going to trash Comrade!" The shadow chortled, slamming the door shut and locking it. When Elfsneef pushed on the door, it wouldn't budge. "Now what?" Tsupseudogamush misrebly groaned, looking around. "I have a Sewer or Later level behind my bookcase, but the route is really long... Maybe we can turn gaseous and get out. We should find a plan-- and fast. Because one, he's going to kill a security guard and two, we will both turn into ice cubes!"

They started grinning. Going behind the bookcase, they changed into Sun Quan and Cao Cao. It actually looked like them, only they were in pajamas and holding pillows. "Har!" Sun Quan/Elfsneef smirked, lurching to a golden pillow. "Not so fast~!!" Cao Cao/Tsupseudogamush yelled, but then they both looked behind the bunker.

"No, Liu Bei shall have the Golden Pillow!" A voice shouted from there. It appeared to be Elfsneef's dark cousin, Tsuixamush. Immediatly, there was fake arguing, fighting, tugging at the yellow pillow, and pillow fights. "My sorce!" "No! Its mine!" "You both are fools! Its mine! Wu shall own it!" "Shu!" Wei!" "Wu!" And all three yelled: "MINE MINE MINE YOU IDIOT COMMANDERS!"

Sun Jian, whose father of Sun Quan, walked into the room, carrying Elfsneef. He was actually larger in size than Sun Quan, but looked more tough on the outside. But deep inside, he had a compassionate heart, for Elfsneef just like Sun Quan did. Like Diao Chan, Wu couldnt seem to lift their eyes off her. Even Lu Bu seemed to stare and smile at her all day. "Dear Elfsneef, did you know, you look like one of my daughters?" Sun Jian smiled, putting her down and offering a golden meat bun. Elfsneef, suprised at this gift, leaped into the air and hugged Sun Jian. Of course, they both fell over onto the soft, pillow ground.

"We should study on things, now. I havent thought of a single thing to study all year!"

To make a short story long-- I mean, to make a long story short, let us just say that Tsuixamush finished explaining the battle of Guan Du. "Thanks for explaining..." Elfsneef smiled, falling over. Tsuixamush grinned and "swallowed" her whole. It didnt hurt her, he just stores her inside of him to get her out of the way. The weird fact is, he didnt even grow one milimeter. With an extra supply of Wupanzhang, its like nothing can stop him. So he made his way out the door... as the room seemingly vanished.

Elfsneef opened her eyes slightly and found that Tsuixamush was still there. She got up, but he pushed her back down and dissapeared. She began grinning a sharp toothed one. "I should at least eat something... but since I am opted to kill something, then so be it." She grinned, getting up and grabbing her big knife. "I wonder how long she has been like this... It has been long. I must have slammed her head too hard."

A metal piece of something behind the bookcase falls to the floor. It was rusty, but it read "Sew-r". A few electrical zaps were heard behind the same place that the metal piece fell from, behind the bookcase.