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[Satan]

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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:07 pm

BuncyTheFrog

Buncy slowly opened his eyes and looked around blinked, his right eye still swolen because of the beating that those nuns had given him. They must have worked him over for about twenty minutes with the brass knuckles before leaving him, and he had no idea where he was now. His head still was filled with the song "Scar Tissue" (by RHCP) that the nuns played, seemingly as modivation.

(use watermelon and cheese)

s0ul caper~ then heard Buncy and placed him to ride on his back. "Did you day Scar Tissue?" He asked "I love that songs more than Watermelon with melted cheese! lol " But just then, Mayor McBurger called on the Dave Thomas zombie to help destroy the Small but Hawt army. The zombie attempted force Chili with fingers in them down everyones throat and...

((Use "Pope John Paul" "rescue" and "lightsaber"))

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:45 pm

just then Monkey jesus noticed that because soul caper~ changed Mayor Mcburgers side from with the hawt army to agaist it, he came with the dead body of pope john paul II and threw it at the zombie. The zombie took out his lightsaber and sliced the popes body in two. Monkey jesus saw his rescue plan sucked so he...

( Slave, and trademark)

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[Satan]

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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:01 am

...Monkey Jesus called on his slave, Orangutan Jehova to help save th day. OJ drew his lightsaber and helped in the battle. Monkey Jesus used his trademark weapon. He pulled the Halo off of his head and spikes came out.

((Use "Ninja" and "OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?"))

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:11 pm

Monkey Jesus cried, "omgwtfbbq!?!?!?!?!" His signature war cry. and he hurdled himself at the (wtf? who was the villan?) evil mayor mcburger. Mcburger sent out his babebots to atack the jesus but they were ....

(moose, and Big and long)

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puresilver

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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:32 pm

..waylaid by a giant moose. "Boy, that moose sure is Big." someone commented. "Yeah, and it's tail is so long." remarked another. But when the secons speaker turnes to the first, he was shocked to find...

(use pineapple and 'giant pus-oozing sores')

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