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 Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:40 pm
BD: Push in...
Me: *plays*
BD: Pull out a little...
Me: *plays*
BD: Push it all in...
Me: O.o *plays*
BD: Hmmm...Try pulling it out and putting it back in...
Me: O.O *plays*
BD: Thats the ticket!
Wah!!!!!!!
Now, the clarinets come in and you go "Mm Mm" *very enthusiastically, mind you*
When you play it like that, theres an elephant dying in the world somewhere, and I can hear it!
Me: *plays it right*
Person: *plays it wrong*
BD: See class, she can finger it right, you can learn alot from her fingering skills!
All of these were said by my BD... eek
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:46 pm
PUSH!!
Swear to God, my instructer yells this all rehearsal
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:08 pm
Wow eek
This guild scares me...
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:34 pm
Well, there's the classic:
"This one time, at band camp"...
...or you can do what we from here do.
"You've got to feel your music inside of you! If you can't, you aren't pushing enough!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:27 pm
kingblah PUSH!! Swear to God, my instructer yells this all rehearsal OMG I know! He also says slower or faster...depending on situation...
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:03 pm
Wow, ur tounging is very dirty 2day, why noy clean it up a bit? Ur getting spit all over the floor! That's it, nice and smooth. Wait, put a little more of it n your mouth and blow. THAT'S THE SPOT!!!! Now put ur finger on the hole. OMG, ur so sharp!
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:40 pm
The longer the boner, the lower the sound.
Boners: we do it in 7 positions and the 8th is on the floor.
Blowing harder, tounging faster, and fingering better.
Low brass: Blow Low. You know you want to.
We play hard and loud.
Mine's bigger.
Have you seen the size of his stick?!?
I bang for $$.
BLOW IT! You know you want to...
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:04 pm
One time, I was teaching this other girl how to play the trombone(I am a flute, yet can play a trombone)
me- for goodness sakes! there are 7 positions-IT IS NOT THAT HARD! now, push!
I said this right as her mother came around the corner to pick her up. I was so embarrassed, but, luckily, the mother had been in band, so it wasn't that bad.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:30 pm
wanna see my lower octave?
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:32 am
your flat push in... no wait pull out... now in... nah the hell just keep screwing with it.
shut it and blow your horn
good? bad?
edit:do you not know how to finger the thing?
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:43 am
u forgot your instrument??!!! then finger your parts
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:38 am
put your mouth on it like an elastic band and bite just a little bit. O_o....ok
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:44 am
No intrument? Put your hands up and pretend your fingering! It's practice. Practice makes perfection.
Clarinets, flutes and sax's! Tongue faster dears, we need more wood!!!
Trombones! more sound. Blow harder! And make sure you're hitting the right positions!
[Clarinets are wood. Trumpets are horny. A Trombone can do it in 7 different positions.]]
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:00 pm
[Razzberry Kamikaze] Clarinets, flutes and sax's! Tongue faster dears, we need more wood!!! that quote is made of win. rofl
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:10 pm
my last BD: omg. that was a musical orgasm!!!!
me: oh my gosh. burning_eyes looking at her in horror.
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