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Is your band really talkative?
  Of course!
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  Sometimes, but my BD hates when we do.
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trumpetgirl1023

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:39 pm


We were learning our drill sets, and we had just marched from one set to another, when someone from the tuba section screwed up and blurted out, "OH SH*T" right when it was dead silent on the field. My BD didn't say anything...

We were at Subway during our dinner break at band camp and I went with my friend's older brother and one of my buddies, a sophomore tenor sax person. While standing in line, the sophomore kept making advances towards me, which made me feel a bit uncomfortable, lol. Cause they were really obvious advances, that would indeed creep out a freshman like me. So, after messing around with me, he turned to his drumline buddy [who came there with someone else], and not thinking I would hear, said, "Hey, [drumline buddy], I just made a move." Drumline person: "OMG! Really! Hahahaa!" So I turn to him and I'm like, "What the hell?!?" And he's like, "Umm... what are you getting, the daily special, or...?" It was really uncomfortable, and I even had to sit at a table with him, like at those small tables with 2 chairs... ugh. But the whole 'thing' sorta died away, and we had some convos. It wasn't funny, just kinda stupid and uncomfortable.

Then, the other time I was at Subway, I was with my other friends, including a trumpet buddy of mine [sophomore] and the tenor sax dude mentioned above. And my trumpet section buddy was telling me that my section leader was talking about me behind my back. I was kinda mad, but later on I found out my SL was complimenting me, lol. Another stupid moment.

Gross moments were almost all the time. While hanging in my little group of buddies we would give each other piggy back rides and attack each other and hug and sit on people's laps, but that isn't very gross, it's bonding. But we did do more disturbing things....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:49 pm


during marching band, people like to shove their flutes and clarinets into my sousaphone so it's like instrument sex. they do this on a daily basis.

one time I told them to try it with a flute and clarinet and leave me alone. they were like, "IT DOESN"T FIT!!!!"

agmo82


Chief of War

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:26 pm


a couple weeks ago when my band was about to march, like right as the drum major gave the downbeat, the lights in the stadium shut off... pich frickin' black. it was awsome! we had to wate for like 20 minits in parade rest untill they fixed the lights.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:30 pm


at random times on the practise feild, the sousophones will talk or make mooing noises into their horns... its frekin helarious... i found out i can do it with my bass clarinet too if u take off the mouth peice biggrin lol

Chief of War


xXAmatsu TenchiXx

PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:26 pm


1. ok well this one time the band wouldn't shut up and was just being loud and noisy and our teacher couldn't get the classes attention and so he randomly shouted out "SEX!!!!" and it of corse got every ones attention.

2. well u ppl may not find this funny but its me and the flute sections thing. well we play a song called invicta and when it gets to the end the flutes play a measure of F's all in quarter notes and then a measure of F's but all in 8th notes and goes back and fourth like that for like a bar or too. and so when it gets to that part we all shake our arms on every note and we look like chickens playing flutes. lol.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:30 pm


Zach, my "brother" and fellow trombonist got a thing that's really small and sqeaks when you blow into it.. so as our BD was talking, he sould make it squeak. And as the clarinets were practicing the upper octaves, he squeak it. But the funniest thing was when he forgot he still had and and blew in his trombone. I still laugh at the thought.

And the brass makes mooing noises. it's hilarious.

and during the football game and they're doingthe kick-off, me, brad, and zach (all trombones) would blow in our trombones and make it sound like car horns going out in the parking lot.

Ink_Pen


littleamadeus

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:21 pm


Me and Tasa, my friend, was watch a video about Blue Devils when our Seniors came and join us. Me and Tasa really hate one of our senior named Arsandi, so we try to make him angry. So I call him 'bearded and mustached man', but It don't work enough. So I try the second way. I shouted as loud as I can, 'you making love with my sister and now she is pregnant!' he got shocked. One thing you should know, I don't have a sister, only a brother. Except my cousin, she is a girl. 'What? #%#&%&*(^($#)! Where do you know it???' 'know what?' I asked. 'know that I making love with your sister!' he shouted and hysteric. Aftter a month, I know from my another cousin (that in same age with me) that she had making love with Arsandi. *%*$#^&#%@$$%&*!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:42 pm


Well,my freashmen year,my section leader gave me grease when I asked for chap stick...and I used it. crying Oh the embaressment.But everyone's over that now.
Then this past year on the second to last day of band camp;A guy in a hockey mask drove past our feild and his buddy in the back was nude hanging out the window,flinging his junk everywhere.My Bd was speachless,untill he said,"I didn't think it was cold out here."
LOL!
It turns out they had been doing that sice noon and after us he went steaking on couty over.O.oMy band would have torn him apart...

ShappireHouston


RikunFrances

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:04 pm


So, in our band room we have this really nasty sink that me and my friend call the "Nasty Sink". It didn't look bad last year, but when we came back this year, the Nasty Sink got... well... NASTIER. It was yellow and brown and PINK for all the vitamin water poured in there, and there was also a soggy sandwich in the at one point along a drum pad, a ton of cookie wrappers, and a base clarinet mouthpiece. I now smells extremely bad and now it's green from trying to put school soap in it and spray it down with mouthpiece sanitizer. xd
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:33 pm


Tehee! This past summer at band camp. There was a hole in my window screen and me and my room mate plugged it up with a tampon. People could see it from outside the building >w<

ChikyuuNoNekoXD


mikichan229

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:54 pm


i play the flute in concert band. our bd loves to pick on the flutes. during a song he'll just stare at a random flute player until she starts laughing (yes our flute section is completely female). once, during like a five measure rest, he started staring at the girl next to me and said "i'll bet you're gonna miss the entrance". sure enough she did because she started laughing, which made me laugh, which made the girl on the other side of me start to laugh, which pretty much screwed up our entrance. our bd was laughing too much himself to care. it was more one of those you had to have been there things.
my brother who had him last year, said that once he had sent a flute player on an errand. then he put a piece of tape over her mouthpiece and stuffed a tissue in the end of her flute. you can figure out the rest.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:19 pm


1. When I was in grade 6, I went on a band retreat and during one of the songs, I saw the most disgusting thing ever, one of the flutes, it was literally over flowing with spit and it was POURING out onto the seat next to her, the girl who's chair was getting soaked was freaking out but couldn't say anything, only moving over to the other side of the chair, hardly on it anymore. We sat there through the entire 5 minutes watching spit pouring out like a tap. When we were finished there was a pretty big puddle of spit on the chair.... Good thing it was plastic... Blehhh

2. This year, we were just finishing Jazz Band practice after school but hadn't put our instruments away just yet and one of the trombones came up to us, [because he really likes one of my friends, a female saxophonist] and started trying to get attention by playing reeeeally loudly in our ears. To try and make him stop, one of my friends I was carpooling with that day reached out to grab the slide... but pressed the water key instead.... and it just so happened I was right in front of him... so... I got spit sprayed all over me....

quack_moo

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