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 Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:45 am
I divorced him becasue he is an alien
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:38 am
I divorce him becasue he would not give up his secret agent lifestyle
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:49 pm
i divorced her because the robot kept making beeping noises at 2am
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:19 pm
I divorced her because she was SO freakin' jolly. wink mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:32 pm
I divorced her because she kept divebombing me with the UFO
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:02 pm
I divorced her because her sparkling personality was just too bright and kept me up at night. xd
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:42 pm
I divorced her because her gwee had bad breath.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:19 pm
I divorced her becuase she stole my coat!
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:35 am
I divorced her because she can't sing!
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:52 am
I divorced him because I never should have been drunk in that Vegas wedding chapel in the first place. Better for everyone involved. (I'm surprised no one wrote this one till now.. o_O)
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:22 am
Those pixies are more than just 'friends' of hers. scream
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:21 am
She kept taking all my black clothes!
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:38 am
She wouldn't let me pet her gwee
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:53 am
She kept pouring water on me!
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:23 am
She keeps running her space ship into mine....... biggrin
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