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 Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:35 am
the Arch of Time collapses; everyone in the world is lost in the past, present and future.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:47 pm
And God said, "Let there be vodka!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:17 pm
there was much rejoycing, the people cheered and all was well until;
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:32 pm
They realized they needed to get in bed, stat, because Santa was coming, and he wouldn't give out any presents if everyone was awake.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:49 pm
so everyone, including god, got tucked into there beds, and dreamt about candy, and toys and the murder of-
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:19 pm
Mr. Body, whose killer was still at large, being investigated in his mansion by--
(Haha, like, from the old board game, Clue. I can still remember playing that...)
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:47 pm
The Butler, who was notified of Mr. Body’s death while suspiciously cleaning a candlestick, interrogated Santa about his whereabouts on the night Mr. Body was killed..
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:51 am
But the next morning the Butler was found dead in the hallway; the police had no suspects until that afternoon when-
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:57 am
Mrs. Peacock emerged from her hidey-hole under the sofa, holding a blood-stained lead pipe!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:27 am
As the police tackled Mrs. Peacock and pummeled her with their Billy clubs, as shadowy figure moved in the hallway..
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:42 am
"Wuh-Wait!" stammered Mrs. Peacock
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:47 pm
but the shadowy figure slipped unnoticed to the other side of the room, where it picked up a great big battle hammer with the name "Thor" enscribed on the handle.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:53 am
and thus he let it be known; the shadowy figure seped out into the light and stated "i am professor Plum and i killed the Butler but for reasons i will never tell!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:45 pm
All that could be heard was the girlish scream coming from Santa as the police scrambled to attack professor Plum as he raised "Thor" high over his head...
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