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 Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:38 pm
"Sure. Lemme give you my number, and i'll be over tonight."
See? 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:41 pm
"Goody. More information?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:04 pm
Lesson 2: What to do next.
When you get a girl to your place, you offer her a drink.
Then you make conversation, and then if you get to make out, go for it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:05 pm
*Pours her a glass of shampagne and passes her the glass.*
"Blah, blah, conversation and what not. Now what?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:05 pm
*watches through a peephole*
ninja
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:07 pm
Ok.
Step 3: Conversation starters.
When talking, you ask stuff like "How are you feeling?" or "What are your hobbies?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:08 pm
"What're your hobbies, Beth?"
pirate
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:09 pm
I work out, i draw, and i play Video games.
My favorite music is stuff like Alter Bridge, Velvet Revolver, Rob Zombie, ect.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:12 pm
Step 4: Making out.
If your date makes the first move, you lean in 3 inches forward.
If you start, she leans in 3 inches while you move in 5.
Be sure to kiss her fully on the lips and do what you normally do.
Step 5: Getting closer.
If your date wants you to take her to your room....Just go for it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:13 pm
"Skip Part 4, and we're already in my room. Next?'
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:16 pm
Hmm...I thought this would involve more sex?
*keeps watching*
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:16 pm
Step 6: Nearly there.
When she lets you strip her, you let her unbuckle your pants, you slip off her shirt, and you just go for it. You just take off everything, put on protection, and just go for it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:17 pm
"Uhh...Don't do the pants or protection part..."
*Slips off Beth's shirt.*
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:18 pm
No problemo. ^^ It's just a lesson.
*slips off your shirt*
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