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 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:41 pm
Walker: So what's the point? Both my wives were completely by accident.
Walker: It is my prerogrative as a teacher, Montana, to waste as much time as I want.
Walker: I don't care what I say. They can't fire me.
Fundukian: For those of you who haven't heard of Hitler -- because you've lived in a cave -- he's some dead white guy.
Fundukian: Oh my god, I so need to mock you now!
Walker: Heaven for me is a classroom of you people, where I can say whatever I want all day long. We'll talk physics, literature, poetry, tell dirty jokes...I can't do it. Well, I could.
Walker: My hero is the Road Runner. Know him? Beep beep!
Martin: Mr. Wong, do you hibernate over the vacation?
Wong: Yes, I go to my crypt and lay like this [crosses his hands over his chest] and I watch out for spikes and garlic. I don't eat garlic because it might kill me.
Wong: Death -- or, in this case, marriage.
Wong: I smell a tree diagram.
Wong: You have gun, I have machine gun. You have grenade, I have mortar shell.
Martin: God bless America.
Wong: Girls, work! All these men, violent men. Go to college where there's no violent men. They're all compassionate and, and sensitive.
Walker: Did I tell you about the pregnant lady who ran into her doctor? Okay. This woman who's pregnant runs into her doctor. She says, 'Doctor, Doctor! I heard every fifth baby born is Chinese! And this is my fifth baby!'
Montana: DId you tell the couple [joke]?
Walker: Oh! yeah, have you heard that one? Do you just want me to tell it?
Montana: Sure, go ahead.
Walker: Okay, a Chinese couple have a Caucasian baby. The father gets very mad. He tells his wife, 'Two Wongs don't make a White!' [class laughs a little] I like it.
Montana: Yeah, me too.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:52 pm
Brother: "If Darwin saw you today, he would burn his book and reject his theory because he would realize that not all of us have evolved yet."
Anmol: ...
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:14 am
Mom: I'm going to kill you.
(I ran the dishwasher when it wasn't full.)
Me (in a bathrobe): Ok. But can you do it before my shower so I can wash the blood off?
(We were kidding. xd )
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:13 pm
Fris: I heard a vicious rumor that you were nice to Miss Lee-Park.
Deborah: It's a lie!
Connor: Are they on the AP test?
Wong: Maybe. Maybe on my AP test.
Brownell: There's no paper anywhere? Oh my gosh! How are we supposed to pee?
Jones: Yeah, see if you can get Mark Foley. Text him.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:42 pm
This is completely random, interpret it however you wish.
Wenchy: Was that your phone vibrating?
My sister: No, I just went.
We were high on sugar at 1 in the morning. Right, Neko-chan?
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:11 pm
Heh heh. And you guys were wondering why I was cracking up.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:18 pm
Martin: I drink it, Mr. Jones.
Jones: Echo Park water?
Martin: Yeah. I go down there all the time...take a little straw...
Jones: Like a kitty cat!
Jones: Grow gills. Extra credit.
Jones: Porsches are mid-engine.
Connor: Rear-engine.
Jones: Mid-engine.
Connor: Rear-engine.
Jones: Bring one in, we'll take a look.
Deborah: You mean you've never met an FTM (female-to-male)?
Jones: Uh...um...we're not talking about that.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:24 pm
[Sephie and I are playing 'upwords' for who knows what reason.]
*Sephie puts down his letters*
*Neko reads the word*
Neko: "Moo-w"? What word does that make?
Sephie: *Sephie stares at it for a moment* Oh. *takes back the 'W'*
I was crying I was laughing so hard. It was hilarious. More hilarious if you knew Sephie personally or if you were actually there.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:32 pm
Brian: Did I tell you about the time I was dragged into a lingerie store?
Deborah: No.
Brian: Well, I was. The end.
Bela: Why didn't you buy anything?
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:57 pm
Laura: Oh! I have a joke, Mr. Hart! You'll like it! Knock, knock.
Hart: ... Not one of these...
Chrissy: ... Who's there?
Laura: Nobody.
Chrissy: ... *Turns away and shares a confused look with Hart.*
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:26 pm
Walker: These are the only things I permit. You may talk about your love life. You may talk about the prom. Just don't put them together.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:43 pm
[While playing video games]
Korinne [into the game] : Follow me! Follow me!
Anmol [onlooker] : Follow me, children, follow me! Come my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere!
Korinne : Whaaaaat?!!?!?!?!?!?
Korinne: It's 3:20 in the morning. I feel like running around like an idiot.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:13 pm
Walker: So I got another accelerometer for my car. I stole it, then later I brought it back. It was a plastic box with blue water.
Roger: Were there fish in it?
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:34 pm
Emily: That Bohr. Props to Bohr, man, props to Bohr.
Mrs. Sprang: Alright guys, go ahead and draw a graph of ionization energy.
[Five minutes later, peering at Bao's paper]
Mrs. Sprang: What is THAT? That looks like a demented titration curve.
Mrs. Sprang: So guys. Discuss with your neighbors why we don't generally make Magnesium ions with a +3 charge.
Emily: Well, we would simply pass out. And frankly speaking, I don't want to die for, of all things, trying to make a Magnesium ion with a +3 charge.
Bendy: I know, it's gross, like 12 and 13 years olds on Gaia looking for boyfriends and stuff. I'm just like, *points* GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:52 am
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