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Christopher was perplexed by his little brother's question. What would happen to them? The thoughts that poured into Chris's mind caused him to instantly frown. He had a pretty good idea of what would exactly happen to them. All the "test subjects" would be apprehended and held captive in some lab somewhere to be studied like animals. It wouldn't be the sugar coating illusion Moreau painted either.

"...Let's not talk about that," Christopher quickly dismissed his brother's question.

Remember all the previous sordid encounters he has had in the entertainment room, Chris quickly entered with his brother and retrieved the DVD of The Blair Witch Project. He hastily dashed out of there, dragging Erik along with him. He had already spent more time in that room than he cared to.

"I can't believe we're going to put ourselves through the torture," Christopher sighed a little, chuckling as well. "We at least get to watch the sequel afterwards. That was at least a good movie."

Christopher told his brother, "Don't worry about it. No reason to be sorry. It's just the possibilities are really bad as to what might happen. Trust me, just better not to think about it."

As they entered the duplex and Erik put in the DVD, Chris's ears perked when his little brother said the sequel was too confusing, This put a smile on his muzzle as it meant he could have a film discussion about one of his favorite movies. "You just said the magic words my little bro! That's the beauty of the Blair Witch 2... the ambiguity and the way it distorts the boundaries between fiction and reality! I mean, you can interpret the movie three different ways: There really was a supernatural force at work, it was group hysteria and they really did kill those tourists, or a little of both."

Christopher cleared his throat and began to explain, "For example... the character Tristan. She miscarriages, right? Well, later on in the film she starts guilt tripping herself badly. Then she starts acting like she's possessed by the Blair Witch. Now here's food for thought. Is she really possessed or does she make herself believe she is possessed because of her guilt and knowing the witch killed children..."

He grinned, exposing his fangs. "What do you think?"

Christopher smiled and went along with his brother's act, "Why, you just unleashed Hell upon us my dear boy! Now we must suffer the consequences of watching three dumba**es scaring themselves s**tless in the woods."

Turning his head slowly towards Erik, Chris's eyes narrowed and he raised a finger at his little brother. "...and for that..."

He grabbed Erik and pulled him close. Christopher then began to playfully beat his leathery palms on the top of his little brother's head like it was a drum set. Chris began to laugh as he finished his sentence, "...I'll use your head for a bongo!"

"Well I'll just take your brain for compensation!" exclaimed Christopher, pretending to drill into his little brother's head but not succeeding. "Eh, it's no good. You're too thick-headed."

Chris playfully shoved his brother away from him and got up to prepare some popcorn. "Pause it, will you?"

Throwing a bag into the microwave, Christopher tapped his claws against the counter as he waited. After 2 minutes, the glorious ding announcing the tasty snack was ready blared from the appliance. Chris pulled the bag of popcorn from the microwave and poured it into a bowl. He then grabbed two cans of soda before he sat down.

Before he hit play on the DVD remote though, Christopher set up his laptop to record their mockeries of the film. He then finally settled down and took a swig of the sacred liquid that was Cherry Coke. Chris hit play and let the abomination that was The Blair Witch Project begin.

As soon as it got to the part where Heather was admiring herself in the mirror, Christopher commented, "Ok, I'm confused. I thought Medusa was suppose to die when she saw her reflection in a mirror."

Chris nearly choked on a mouthful of popcorn at Erik's quirky little comments. They were definitely quite amusing. He tried his best to keep his composure but it was hard considering they were improvising as they went along. He would have to make sure to cut out their audio from time to time during the editing of their MST3K style video.

During the first moment where Heather begins to scream her head off at Josh and Mike, Christopher imitated an announcer's voice, "The following presentation has been brought to you by Carnation Instant B***h!"

Finally once the movie reached the end, Christopher ended it with the following comment, "The only thing I find terrifying is that 40% of American audiences still thought this really happened after seeing the movie."

Chris quickly ejected the film from the DVD player and picked it up. As he held it, he pretended as if the DVD was possessed and trying to get away from him. Christopher acted as if it was jerking his arms about, attempting to get free. "Agh! Erik, help! It's trying to get free! Help me encase before all hell breaks loose!"

Chris joined in on the laughter and added, "No, even better. If it does not behave, we'll sic Martha Stewart and Barbara Streisand on it. No unholy force can withstand such evil!"

After saying that, both Erik and Chris stopped shaking the DVD case and set it down. Christopher then looked to his little brother and asked him, "So, what shall we do now? Play a video game or something?"

"Eh..." Christopher trailed off, unsure of his brother's game choice. He was not much of a fan of first person shooters and never played an X-Box in his entire life. He looked at his little brother with a face of uncertainty, eyebrows raised. "I think you'll have to show me how to play because I don't play these kind of games really... Not to mention I'm a virgin to the X-Box."

Chris studied the X-Box controller now in his hands, letting out a sigh. So many buttons... and the thing just felt clunky as he held it in his pawwed palms. He wrinkled his nose at the controller and was tempted to toss the thing out the window.

Christopher inquired, "How the hell can you stand using this kind of controller? It's a mess of buttons and is awkward as hell."