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 Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:34 am
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:39 am
*dresses up as a chicken and clucks about*
( I can actually imitate a chicken 3nodding )
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:22 pm
oh a free range chicken *kills and deep frys chicken * cheese_whine ninja
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:29 pm
mel10790 oh a free range chicken *kills and deep frys chicken * cheese_whine ninja
*takes off the chicken suit, and dresses all in black in mourning of the passing of the friend chicken*
She could cluck like no other clucker....May she rest in peace. Or pieces.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:18 pm
Usually 8 pieces, unless you count the gizzards separately. I'd like mine extra crispy!
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:55 pm
SamekhMem Usually 8 pieces, unless you count the gizzards separately. I'd like mine extra crispy!
*places some cooked tofu in front of samekh*
Here you go.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:42 am
Hmmm....this chicken must be a bit off......tastes like tofu........
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:53 pm
SamekhMem Hmmm....this chicken must be a bit off......tastes like tofu........ It's the flesh of the wild edamame clucker....
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:07 am
Oh, good. I was afraid it was the Tofudebeest. I saw one once....in 'The Far Side"
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:04 pm
SamekhMem Oh, good. I was afraid it was the Tofudebeest. I saw one once....in 'The Far Side"
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:34 pm
Is the flesh of an edamame clucker supposed to be greenish? I get put off by greenish food. Except wasabi.....that's OK.
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:38 pm
SamekhMem Is the flesh of an edamame clucker supposed to be greenish? I get put off by greenish food. Except wasabi.....that's OK.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:09 pm
Is it supposed to be moving???
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:30 pm
SamekhMem Is it supposed to be moving???
TURN AROUND: It astounds! It's a dancing candy tree!
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:08 pm
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