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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:38 pm
Raezyn101 ROFLMAO. I love you fushigipinay. Burn baby burn. >: D
Ok..I totally stole this from Kaira_Sakamoto but I wanted to add on...
Bella: **covergirl pose** At least try not to sound like you want me. Edward: I admit what I want. I'm not admiting to anything other than your blood, human.
Ok..I suck...anyways. This is so amusing. xD My family members downstairs asked me what was wrong. sweatdrop That didn't suck. You know, I imagine Edward looking pretty darn sexyily seductive while saying that though. Mind if I add you to my friendlist, Raezyn?
Kaira, do you read Dramacon? o.0
Ha ha, I was trying so hard to laugh while reading all the other pages...But I had my door open and my grandma caught sight of my face anyway. She kinda just gave me this ">>;;" look.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:38 pm
Actually..I kind of got the last part from Dramacon..and of course you can add me to your list, as long as you don't send out chainletters. x3
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:02 pm
Zombie Tainted Coffee Jacob: THE ANGRIER JACOB GETS THE STRONGER HE BECOMES, AND JACOB IS ANGGRRYY! Haha, that made me laugh so hard. This thread is great. =D
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:10 pm
Laken louise Edward:Bella, I have to tell you this before we get any further in our relationship, I don't love you, I love Mike Newton and I'm sorry *Walk's dreamily after Mike* Bella:Antartica sound's like a fun place to move Alice:Jasper you're geting some gut you should work out more Jasper:Frankinstine? I love Frankinstine! Emmett:Wow I didn't relize i married a cow Rosalie:OMG is Bella thinner than me Carlisle:Master it is ready *in realy creepy voice* Esme:.....And then she expected me to clean up after her. I mean can you believe that Charlie:Sure Bella you can become a vampire Ranae:Wedding?At age 18? Why not? I love weddings Heehee, I loved your Edward one
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:14 pm
Corallyne Edward (to Bella)- you know i'm so out of your leage.[removed]emoticon(' rolleyes ') Rolling Eyes Bella-I'd LOVE to move to Alaska! Edward- (to Jacob)- here doggy doggy Jacob-(since he's a dog does that man that he licks himself? nasty!) Carlisle- i hate being a doctor Esme- oh it's of my little sweety-weety pie Carlisle- how many ******** times do i have to tell you not to call me that you stupid b***h. Esme- so do you want to go upstairs and play doctor Charlie (to Bella) - oh my ******** god do i have a gray hair Bella-*rolls eyes* Charlie- yes i have hair!!!!!! Bella (to Jacob)- bad dog bad For some reason I could actually see Edward saying that to Jacob just to make him mad or something.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:21 pm
Oh man this thread rocks! rofl
The Cullens and Bella go camping.... O= Everyone:We run, we jump, we swim and play. We row and go on trips. But the things that last forever...are our dear friendships.
Carlisle: Camp Anawanna! Esme:We hold you in our hearts Emmett:And when we think about you... Edward: It makes me wanna fart! Carlisle: It's "I hope we never part"! Now get it right or pay the price! scream Alice:Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories... Bella: By the lake of Anawanna Rosalie: Set in the old pine trees sweatdrop Jasper: Camp Ana-- confused Edward: We hold you in our hearts stare Carlisle: And when we think-- *gets splashed with water* eek Edward: -about you Emmett: This thing came apart sad Everyone:Think Anawanna. Speak Anawanna. Live Anawanna -- Ugh!
I was bored don't ask...
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:55 pm
SennyoMegami Oh man this thread rocks! rofl The Cullens and Bella go camping.... O= Everyone:We run, we jump, we swim and play. We row and go on trips. But the things that last forever...are our dear friendships. Carlisle: Camp Anawanna! Esme:We hold you in our hearts Emmett:And when we think about you... Edward: It makes me wanna fart! Carlisle: It's "I hope we never part"! Now get it right or pay the price! scream Alice:Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories... Bella: By the lake of Anawanna Rosalie: Set in the old pine trees sweatdrop Jasper: Camp Ana-- confused Edward: We hold you in our hearts stare Carlisle: And when we think-- *gets splashed with water* eek Edward: -about you Emmett: This thing came apart sad Everyone:Think Anawanna. Speak Anawanna. Live Anawanna -- Ugh! I was bored don't ask... Not to get off topic, but that was the best show ever.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:15 pm
Vampire Bella SennyoMegami Oh man this thread rocks! rofl The Cullens and Bella go camping.... O= Everyone:We run, we jump, we swim and play. We row and go on trips. But the things that last forever...are our dear friendships. Carlisle: Camp Anawanna! Esme:We hold you in our hearts Emmett:And when we think about you... Edward: It makes me wanna fart! Carlisle: It's "I hope we never part"! Now get it right or pay the price! scream Alice:Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories... Bella: By the lake of Anawanna Rosalie: Set in the old pine trees sweatdrop Jasper: Camp Ana-- confused Edward: We hold you in our hearts stare Carlisle: And when we think-- *gets splashed with water* eek Edward: -about you Emmett: This thing came apart sad Everyone:Think Anawanna. Speak Anawanna. Live Anawanna -- Ugh! I was bored don't ask... Not to get off topic, but that was the best show ever. Dude...it TOTALI was. Even though I forgot the names of the characters xd
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:02 am
♪ Edward - Bella, I'm sorry. You're mom is sooooo my type.
Bella - I don't want to be a vampire! I wanna be a werewolf! [[^^ If she says that in the book I will DIE]]
Rosalie - Bella is a waaay better sister than Alice.
Alice - JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jasper - Oooh... squirrel blood!
Dr. Cullen - OMG I have to get to the hospital, NEED BLOOD!!
Esme - Why am I always so polite? *starts shouting* YOU F*** HUMANS! GO AND *** YOUR *** IN *** AND THEN *** YOUSELVES IN *** *** ***
Emmet - I want a teddy bear.
Charlie - Oh, I new that Edward was a vampire. There was always something about him...
Jacob - Oh, sure. We can just be friends. As a matter of fact, I woud be perfectly fine with you and Edward making out right in front of me. I've found someone else.
Rene - I'm going to go around the world in 80 days! ♪
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:25 am
Kyuubi Kit Edward: You go, girlfriend! Carlisle: I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuurts! Bella: Clumsy? I've got the grace of a Ballerinaaaa! Edward: A dead one? Emmet: OMG! A spider!!! KILL IT, BELLA, KILL IT!!!!! gonk Edward: OMG! Bella, your lips are bleeding! Bella: It's lipstick, Edward. . . stare Esme: WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!! xd Carlise: Growing old is mandatory. . . growing up is optional! ♪ I was laughing manically when i read this!! rofl ♪
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:55 am
Ohmaigod. This has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. xD I can't think of any right now though.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:03 pm
One_eyeD_mUle ♪ Edward - Bella, I'm sorry. You're mom is sooooo my type.
Bella - I don't want to be a vampire! I wanna be a werewolf! [[^^ If she says that in the book I will DIE]]
Rosalie - Bella is a waaay better sister than Alice.
Alice - JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Jasper - Oooh... squirrel blood!
Dr. Cullen - OMG I have to get to the hospital, NEED BLOOD!!
Esme - Why am I always so polite? *starts shouting* YOU F*** HUMANS! GO AND *** YOUR *** IN *** AND THEN *** YOUSELVES IN *** *** ***
Emmet - I want a teddy bear.
Charlie - Oh, I new that Edward was a vampire. There was always something about him...
Jacob - Oh, sure. We can just be friends. As a matter of fact, I woud be perfectly fine with you and Edward making out right in front of me. I've found someone else.
Rene - I'm going to go around the world in 80 days! ♪ Emmett so wants a teddy bear!!
You guys are hilarious. -dies laughing-
Some reason...I can so see them playing Zelda...Even though this is a things they wouldn't do thread. Heh.
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Anachronism p a r a d o x
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:15 pm
It gets better and better everytime I read this.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:19 pm
Zombie Tainted Coffee Agreed x 10. I wander what Stephenie would think about these. Especially the JacobxEdward ones. XD ♪ That would be really funny! It would be weird if that's what she had planned for Eclipse... O.O ♪
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:20 pm
jasu_tiin Edward: ...IIIIIII like big butts and I cannot lie!! *finishes song* Carlisle: I'm a little teapot short and stout this is my handle and this is my spout, I'm a little tea pot hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out!!! Jasper: I know a song that gets on every body's nerves every bodys nerves... ♪ LOL! That's ironic that Jasper is singing that song... He'll make everyone irritated! The ones where they sing are brilliant! blaugh mrgreen ♪
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