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Jasmic

Shy Phantom

PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:38 pm


Raezyn101
ROFLMAO. I love you fushigipinay.
Burn baby burn. >: D

Ok..I totally stole this from Kaira_Sakamoto but I wanted to add on...

Bella: **covergirl pose** At least try not to sound like you want me.
Edward: I admit what I want. I'm not admiting to anything other than your blood, human.

Ok..I suck...anyways. This is so amusing. xD My family members downstairs asked me what was wrong. sweatdrop

That didn't suck. You know, I imagine Edward looking pretty darn sexyily seductive while saying that though.
Mind if I add you to my friendlist, Raezyn?

Kaira, do you read Dramacon? o.0

Ha ha, I was trying so hard to laugh while reading all the other pages...But I had my door open and my grandma caught sight of my face anyway. She kinda just gave me this ">>;;" look.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:38 pm


Actually..I kind of got the last part from Dramacon..and of course you can add me to your list, as long as you don't send out chainletters. x3

Raezyn101


uneaten lamb

PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:02 pm


Zombie Tainted Coffee
Jacob: THE ANGRIER JACOB GETS THE STRONGER HE BECOMES, AND JACOB IS ANGGRRYY!


Haha, that made me laugh so hard.
This thread is great. =D
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:10 pm


Laken louise
Edward:Bella, I have to tell you this before we get any further in our relationship, I don't love you, I love Mike Newton and I'm sorry *Walk's dreamily after Mike*

Bella:Antartica sound's like a fun place to move

Alice:Jasper you're geting some gut you should work out more

Jasper:Frankinstine? I love Frankinstine!

Emmett:Wow I didn't relize i married a cow

Rosalie:OMG is Bella thinner than me

Carlisle:Master it is ready *in realy creepy voice*

Esme:.....And then she expected me to clean up after her. I mean can you believe that

Charlie:Sure Bella you can become a vampire

Ranae:Wedding?At age 18? Why not? I love weddings



Heehee, I loved your Edward one

Rzrbladekiss961


Rzrbladekiss961

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:14 pm


Corallyne
Edward (to Bella)- you know i'm so out of your leage.[removed]emoticon(' rolleyes ')
Rolling Eyes
Bella-I'd LOVE to move to Alaska!
Edward- (to Jacob)- here doggy doggy
Jacob-(since he's a dog does that man that he licks himself? nasty!)
Carlisle- i hate being a doctor
Esme- oh it's of my little sweety-weety pie
Carlisle- how many ******** times do i have to tell you not to call me that you stupid b***h.
Esme- so do you want to go upstairs and play doctor
Charlie (to Bella) - oh my ******** god do i have a gray hair
Bella-*rolls eyes*
Charlie- yes i have hair!!!!!!
Bella (to Jacob)- bad dog bad


For some reason I could actually see Edward saying that to Jacob just to make him mad or something.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:21 pm


Oh man this thread rocks! rofl

The Cullens and Bella go camping.... O=
Everyone:We run, we jump, we swim and play. We row and go on trips. But the things that last forever...are our dear friendships.

Carlisle: Camp Anawanna!
Esme:We hold you in our hearts
Emmett:And when we think about you...
Edward: It makes me wanna fart!
Carlisle: It's "I hope we never part"! Now get it right or pay the price! scream
Alice:Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories...
Bella: By the lake of Anawanna
Rosalie: Set in the old pine trees sweatdrop
Jasper: Camp Ana-- confused
Edward: We hold you in our hearts stare
Carlisle: And when we think-- *gets splashed with water* eek
Edward: -about you
Emmett: This thing came apart sad
Everyone:Think Anawanna. Speak Anawanna. Live Anawanna -- Ugh!


I was bored don't ask...

SennyoMegami


Sex Metal Pumpkin

Hilarious Phantom

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:55 pm


SennyoMegami
Oh man this thread rocks! rofl

The Cullens and Bella go camping.... O=
Everyone:We run, we jump, we swim and play. We row and go on trips. But the things that last forever...are our dear friendships.

Carlisle: Camp Anawanna!
Esme:We hold you in our hearts
Emmett:And when we think about you...
Edward: It makes me wanna fart!
Carlisle: It's "I hope we never part"! Now get it right or pay the price! scream
Alice:Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories...
Bella: By the lake of Anawanna
Rosalie: Set in the old pine trees sweatdrop
Jasper: Camp Ana-- confused
Edward: We hold you in our hearts stare
Carlisle: And when we think-- *gets splashed with water* eek
Edward: -about you
Emmett: This thing came apart sad
Everyone:Think Anawanna. Speak Anawanna. Live Anawanna -- Ugh!


I was bored don't ask...


Not to get off topic, but that was the best show ever.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:15 pm


Vampire Bella
SennyoMegami
Oh man this thread rocks! rofl

The Cullens and Bella go camping.... O=
Everyone:We run, we jump, we swim and play. We row and go on trips. But the things that last forever...are our dear friendships.

Carlisle: Camp Anawanna!
Esme:We hold you in our hearts
Emmett:And when we think about you...
Edward: It makes me wanna fart!
Carlisle: It's "I hope we never part"! Now get it right or pay the price! scream
Alice:Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories...
Bella: By the lake of Anawanna
Rosalie: Set in the old pine trees sweatdrop
Jasper: Camp Ana-- confused
Edward: We hold you in our hearts stare
Carlisle: And when we think-- *gets splashed with water* eek
Edward: -about you
Emmett: This thing came apart sad
Everyone:Think Anawanna. Speak Anawanna. Live Anawanna -- Ugh!


I was bored don't ask...


Not to get off topic, but that was the best show ever.


Dude...it TOTALI was. Even though I forgot the names of the characters xd

SennyoMegami


Erotica-Exotica

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:02 am


Edward - Bella, I'm sorry. You're mom is sooooo my type.

Bella - I don't want to be a vampire! I wanna be a werewolf!
[[^^ If she says that in the book I will DIE]]

Rosalie - Bella is a waaay better sister than Alice.

Alice - JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Jasper - Oooh... squirrel blood!

Dr. Cullen - OMG I have to get to the hospital, NEED BLOOD!!

Esme - Why am I always so polite?
*starts shouting* YOU F*** HUMANS! GO AND *** YOUR *** IN *** AND THEN *** YOUSELVES IN *** *** ***

Emmet - I want a teddy bear.

Charlie - Oh, I new that Edward was a vampire. There was always something about him...

Jacob - Oh, sure. We can just be friends.
As a matter of fact, I woud be perfectly fine with you and Edward making out right in front of me.
I've found someone else.

Rene - I'm going to go around the world in 80 days!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:25 am


Kyuubi Kit
Edward: You go, girlfriend!

Carlisle: I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuurts!

Bella: Clumsy? I've got the grace of a Ballerinaaaa!
Edward: A dead one?

Emmet: OMG! A spider!!! KILL IT, BELLA, KILL IT!!!!! gonk

Edward: OMG! Bella, your lips are bleeding!
Bella: It's lipstick, Edward. . . stare

Esme: WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!! xd

Carlise: Growing old is mandatory. . . growing up is optional!

I was laughing manically when i read this!! rofl

Erotica-Exotica


[Bubblegum]

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:55 am


Ohmaigod. This has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. xD
I can't think of any right now though.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:03 pm


One_eyeD_mUle
Edward - Bella, I'm sorry. You're mom is sooooo my type.

Bella - I don't want to be a vampire! I wanna be a werewolf!
[[^^ If she says that in the book I will DIE]]

Rosalie - Bella is a waaay better sister than Alice.

Alice - JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Jasper - Oooh... squirrel blood!

Dr. Cullen - OMG I have to get to the hospital, NEED BLOOD!!

Esme - Why am I always so polite?
*starts shouting* YOU F*** HUMANS! GO AND *** YOUR *** IN *** AND THEN *** YOUSELVES IN *** *** ***

Emmet - I want a teddy bear.

Charlie - Oh, I new that Edward was a vampire. There was always something about him...

Jacob - Oh, sure. We can just be friends.
As a matter of fact, I woud be perfectly fine with you and Edward making out right in front of me.
I've found someone else.

Rene - I'm going to go around the world in 80 days!


Emmett so wants a teddy bear!!

You guys are hilarious. -dies laughing-

Some reason...I can so see them playing Zelda...Even though this is a things they wouldn't do thread. Heh.

Raezyn101


Anachronism p a r a d o x

O.G. Elder

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:15 pm


It gets better and better everytime I read this.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:19 pm


Zombie Tainted Coffee
- [ Aspen Dragon ] -
xd You guys are amusing.


Agreed x 10. I wander what Stephenie would think about these. Especially the JacobxEdward ones. XD

That would be really funny!
It would be weird if that's what she had planned for Eclipse...
O.O

Erotica-Exotica


Erotica-Exotica

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:20 pm


jasu_tiin
Edward: ...IIIIIII like big butts and I cannot lie!! *finishes song*

Carlisle: I'm a little teapot short and stout this is my handle and this is my spout, I'm a little tea pot hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out!!!

Jasper: I know a song that gets on every body's nerves every bodys nerves...

LOL!
That's ironic that Jasper is singing that song... He'll make everyone irritated!
The ones where they sing are brilliant! blaugh mrgreen
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