Things that would never happen...

[SparksSnow2]

Iruka: 30 yen. Pay 30 yen and get a tape of Sasuke and Naruto going at it like rabbits!

Sakura: I'll buy one!

Ino: Same here!

Hinata: Me three!

Naruto: question  

[Kaname Kyoto]

*myself and Iruka in respones to Angdem*
Iruka: stressed Kakashi----

Cassie:Why didn't you pay for the hospital bill? stressed

Kakashi:Um, well you see----

Cassie and Iruka:NO EXCUSES!

Iruka razz ay for the bill--

Cassie:Now mrgreen

Kakashi: eek *pays Angdems bills* sweatdrop

Cassie and Iruka: mrgreen  

[SparksSnow2]

Ookami Kokkoro

*myself and Iruka in respones to Angdem*
Iruka: stressed Kakashi----

Cassie:Why didn't you pay for the hospital bill? stressed

Kakashi:Um, well you see----

Cassie and Iruka:NO EXCUSES!

Iruka razz ay for the bill--

Cassie:Now mrgreen

Kakashi: eek *pays Angdems bills* sweatdrop

Cassie and Iruka: mrgreen

*looks at the moeny* Can I also get a tape of you and Iruka going at it?

Naruto: eek

Sasuke: You have issuses.  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Angdem

Iruka: 30 yen. Pay 30 yen and get a tape of Sasuke and Naruto going at it like rabbits!

Sakura: I'll buy one!

Ino: Same here!

Hinata: Me three!

Naruto: question

rofl That was horrible, in a good way  

[SparksSnow2]

Ookami Kokkoro

Angdem

Iruka: 30 yen. Pay 30 yen and get a tape of Sasuke and Naruto going at it like rabbits!

Sakura: I'll buy one!

Ino: Same here!

Hinata: Me three!

Naruto: question

rofl That was horrible, in a good way

I know. ^^  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Angdem

Ookami Kokkoro

*myself and Iruka in respones to Angdem*
Iruka: stressed Kakashi----

Cassie:Why didn't you pay for the hospital bill? stressed

Kakashi:Um, well you see----

Cassie and Iruka:NO EXCUSES!

Iruka razz ay for the bill--

Cassie:Now mrgreen

Kakashi: eek *pays Angdems bills* sweatdrop

Cassie and Iruka: mrgreen

*looks at the moeny* Can I also get a tape of you and Iruka going at it?

Naruto: eek

Sasuke: You have issuses.

Cassie:Oh! What coincidence, I was already selling at 2,700 yen.

Iruka:Issues.  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Angdem

Ookami Kokkoro

Angdem

Iruka: 30 yen. Pay 30 yen and get a tape of Sasuke and Naruto going at it like rabbits!

Sakura: I'll buy one!

Ino: Same here!

Hinata: Me three!

Naruto: question

rofl That was horrible, in a good way

I know. ^^

Yes, very entertaining. biggrin  

[SparksSnow2]

I can't think of anything else.  

[Samurai_7_Kikuchiho]

neither can i...sadly... crying  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Yeah, i've one brain dead temporarily. Hey! Willl ANYONE go look at the Naruto Vending Machine thread?  

[SparksSnow2]

Iruka acting like Gai-sensei. eek  

[Kaname Kyoto]

gonk TEH HORROR!

Iruka:Kakashi? Where are you going dressed like that!?

Kakashi:*looks down at outfit*What? This? Didn't I tell you?

Iruka:Tell me WHAT!? Why your wearing fishnets and a corset!?

Kakashi:Yeah! They're playing that 70's movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show" at the theater!

Iruka:THAT MOVIE! eek You actually LIKE that movie!?

Kakashi:It's pretty good, I just hate the first part.So will you come with me?

Iruka: eek ..... scream ......*sigh*Fine just don't make me----

Kakashi:I knew you'd say yes! I even bought you this!*holds up an even skimpier corset outfit than the one he's wearing*

Iruka: eek YOU BOUGHT THAT!? scream I thought you just borrowed it!

Kakashi:No, like THAT's perfectly sane.

Iruka:Whatever! I'm still not wearing it. Let alone in public! Unlike the last time......

Kakashi:But 'Ruka-chaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Iruka:NO!

Kakashi:C'mon 'Ruka-chan! If you don't.......*takes off mask and gives 'ULTIMATE SEME PUPPY DOG POUT OF DOOM'*

Iruka: eek GRAHHH!!!!! FINE! *goes to bathrrom to change clothes and slams bathroom door*

Kakashi:YES!*waits*

Iruka:*from bathroom*Kashi-kuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn!(sweet voice)

Kakashi:Yes Ruka-chan?

Iruka:WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SMOKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT I'D GO OUT IN THIS!*comes out of bathroom revealing his outfit, which makes him look EXTREMELY feminine*

Kakashi:'Ruka-chan you know I don't----- eek *nosebleed*

Iruka:Goddammit......*changes back into own clothes then cleans up Kakashi's mess after he drags Kakashi to his room and changes his clothes*I'll just talk to that blond priest about what to do with him next time he suggest something THAT stupid.

Explanations:Two parts of what Kakashi said were my own personal opinion, the parts about the borrowed lingerie and the Wedding scene at the start of 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' and Iruka is referring to Sanzo in Saiyuki, they're played by the same Japanese VA so it only makes sense they'd know each other somehow.My twisted knowledge dictates so. And I know this isn't that funny but I couldn't help myself.  

[DarkToLight]

Shino would never break out into song and dance.

Kakashi will never be without his precious Icha Icha series books.

Hinata will never scream at the top of her lungs at someone.  

[Samurai_7_Kikuchiho]

Ookami Kokkoro

gonk TEH HORROR!

Iruka:Kakashi? Where are you going dressed like that!?

Kakashi:*looks down at outfit*What? This? Didn't I tell you?

Iruka:Tell me WHAT!? Why your wearing fishnets and a corset!?

Kakashi:Yeah! They're playing that 70's movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show" at the theater!

Iruka:THAT MOVIE! eek You actually LIKE that movie!?

Kakashi:It's pretty good, I just hate the first part.So will you come with me?

Iruka: eek ..... scream ......*sigh*Fine just don't make me----

Kakashi:I knew you'd say yes! I even bought you this!*holds up an even skimpier corset outfit than the one he's wearing*

Iruka: eek YOU BOUGHT THAT!? scream I thought you just borrowed it!

Kakashi:No, like THAT's perfectly sane.

Iruka:Whatever! I'm still not wearing it. Let alone in public! Unlike the last time......

Kakashi:But 'Ruka-chaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Iruka:NO!

Kakashi:C'mon 'Ruka-chan! If you don't.......*takes off mask and gives 'ULTIMATE SEME PUPPY DOG POUT OF DOOM'*

Iruka: eek GRAHHH!!!!! FINE! *goes to bathrrom to change clothes and slams bathroom door*

Kakashi:YES!*waits*

Iruka:*from bathroom*Kashi-kuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn!(sweet voice)

Kakashi:Yes Ruka-chan?

Iruka:WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SMOKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT I'D GO OUT IN THIS!*comes out of bathroom revealing his outfit, which makes him look EXTREMELY feminine*

Kakashi:'Ruka-chan you know I don't----- eek *nosebleed*

Iruka:Goddammit......*changes back into own clothes then cleans up Kakashi's mess after he drags Kakashi to his room and changes his clothes*I'll just talk to that blond priest about what to do with him next time he suggest something THAT stupid.

Explanations:Two parts of what Kakashi said were my own personal opinion, the parts about the borrowed lingerie and the Wedding scene at the start of 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' and Iruka is referring to Sanzo in Saiyuki, they're played by the same Japanese VA so it only makes sense they'd know each other somehow.My twisted knowledge dictates so. And I know this isn't that funny but I couldn't help myself.

OMG HAHA!  

[Kaname Kyoto]

Yay! And I JUST thought of another, don't know how funny it'll be though. Damn I could make some drabbles on FF.net, now that I have an account.

TSUBASA:Reservoir Chronicle reference

Kakashi:Iruka, what do you want for a nickname?

Iruka:Kakashi, we've been through this before, I DO NOT want a nickname!

Kakashi:Aw! But we're lovers! And I had so many in mind! How about 'Ruka-chi'?

Iruka:No.

Kakashi:'Ruka-ru'?

Iruka: stressed No.

Kakashi:'Ruka-kon'

Iruka:HELL NO! THAT LAST ONE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! gonk

Kakashi:Oh, well how about 'Ruka-pii'?

Iruka:No! No! And NO! I DON'T WANT A NICKNAME AT ALL!

Kakashi:But 'Ruka-chaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!*kicked puppy look*

Iruka: eek Fine, but only the last name you used.*blush*

Kakashi:^^