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 Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:20 pm
Cloud: Yuffie?
Yuffie: Yeah?
Cloud: What's that thing you always have on your arm?
Yuffie: I dunno. I saw a piece of materia in it, but when I grabbed it, my hand got stuck.
Cloud: Why don't you just let go?
Yuffie: You're kidding, right?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:44 pm
[in the Shinra office lounge]
Reeve: *Mumbling to an Exec*
(Scarlet walks in with a box)
Scarlet: Look what I'VE got!
Reeve: Doughnuts? Are you PMSing?
Scarlet: No, shut up! You pervert!
Reeve: Okay, fine. *turns away huffily* ....B*tch.
(Tseng& Heidegger walk in)
Heidegger: Oooh! Food!
Tseng: You're lucky Palmer isn't here. He'd probably inhale them all...literally.
Reeve: *snort* like Kirby.
Tseng: Hah-HAHA!
Reeve: *cracks up*
(The two's laughter slowly dies down because of the strange and confused looks they are receiving)
All: ...
Tseng: *cough*
(Palmer jogs by)
Palmer: HEY YOU GUYS! What? DOUGHNUTS? COOL!
Scarlet: *fake smile* Y-you don't...want any...do you?
Reeve: Please not another Palmer sugar high...
Palmer: ...NO THANKS, GUYS! Well, GOTTA RUN! I'm late for my PILATES class! *jogs away*
Heidegger: What the-
Tseng: Well...that explains the sweatsuit.
Rufus: *pops up* GONNNGGGG!
....end! >_> ...<_<... >_<;
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:13 pm
Yuffie:I have come to steal your materia
Cloud: we wont give you our materia but we will give you lots of CHOCOLATE
Yuffie: I do not like chocolate
Cloud: did I mention its chocolate Materia
Yuffie: YAY
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:20 pm
Takuto_Meyers Tifa: ECCCCKKK!!!! a mouse! Tifa: Like, oh my gosh! I, like broke a nail
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:22 pm
Cloud: Cait Sith are you getting any of this
Cait Sith: i think so Aerith is really a male robot and your his boyfriend which makes you a gay robot
Cloud: thats exactly it I'm a gay robot you jerk off
Cid: Cait Sith I don't think anyone likes you
Cait Sith: I like me
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:29 pm
Vincent: what the... Aerith whats that on your head
Aerith:a spider get it off!!
Cid: its not a spider its a blue thing
Aerith: a blue spider Get it Off!!!
Vincent: no its a fuzzy thing
Aerith: that doesnt sound better than a spider
Cid:come on we gotta get it off, go take it off
Vincent: what me, you do it
Cid: by we i meant you
Aerith i think someone should get it off
Blue fuzzy thing explodes killing Aerith
Cid and Vincent together: Son of a......
Cid: so it was a grenade
Vincent:lets tell Cloud
Cid: okay you do that
Vincent: Hey Cloud a grenade killed Aerith
Cloud: could you put that on a memo entitled S*** I alread know!!!
an alternate death of Aerith
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:34 pm
*Sephiroth walking up to Aeris with a bag of materia*
"So Aeris, wanna play? If you loose I'll get the White Materia..and if I lose, you'll get my black one?"
"Oh my, I'd love to Sephy! It sounds totally fun! heart "
*a while later*
"Like, oopsie, I think you won there Seph. Oh my gosh! Does this, like, mean that we're doomed? Haha, I think I just gambled with all of humanity...and lost...my bad. whee sweatdrop "
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:54 pm
Tifa: Hey, cloud, My birthday's coming up.
Cloud: yeah, you're right. what would you like me to get for you?
Tifa: Well, I've always wanted a really nice, luxurious fur coat!
Cloud: ... okaaaay, I think I can do that...*begins making a sideways glance towards Red XIII*
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:50 pm
one thing you will never ever here from a FF character hell even a video game character is them rapping and hopefully we never will cause if it that does happen its the sign of doom
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:03 pm
*in the ferris wheel
Aerith:Cloud
Cloud:what
Aerith: I wanna get to know ypu better
Cloud:what do you mean
Aerith: I wanna get to know the real you
*grenade shaped as a bottle rocket comes through the window*
Aerith:Hey whats that
*grenade explodes, Zell and that BLM from FF9 are shown talking
Zell: that was awesome
BLM: yea almost as cool as the time we put a grenade in Yuna's mic
Zell: yea that was cool she blew up right in the middle of the stage, lets put a grenade in Wakka's Blitzball
BLM: no better yet on Tifa's.............
Zell: no lets put a grenade loaded with flesh eating chocobo's and Launch it during the Blitzball cup
*Tidus walks in
Tidus:uuuuuhhhh I'm gonna tell
*Zell gets out a knife BLM gets out a bat
Tidus: wait what are you doing NOOOO STOP NOT MY FACE AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER. BACK TO THE FACE BACK TO THE FACE, WHAT ARE YOU STABBING AT IS IT MY PELVIS? IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:17 pm
guardianviper Tifa: Hey, cloud, My birthday's coming up. Cloud: yeah, you're right. what would you like me to get for you? Tifa: Well, I've always wanted a really nice, luxurious fur coat! Cloud: ... okaaaay, I think I can do that...*begins making a sideways glance towards Red XIII* hahhaa! oh...i can't...but i must! (minutes later) Cloud: Heeere kitty kitty! *snips his Crayola Safety Scissors menacingly* Nanaki: I'm not a kitty!! -AHHH! Grandfather help me! Bugenhagen: Up, up--*leaps off of a Cosmo Canyon earth flat* AND AWAAAYYYY! *swoops down at Cloud* leave my illegitimate grandson alone! Cloud: EEEK! *ducks* I didn't know he could fly!?!!?! Bugenhagen: Well, I can! So there! *swoops down at Cloud again* Tifa: Oh, this is horrible...*looks at Cait Sith* Hm...heheh. He won't feel a thing... sorry...couldn't help it xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:26 pm
Cloud: Aw, crap, Yuffie took my materia again.
Tifa: What does she do with it all?
Cloud: I dunno, let's go find her.
Cloud & Tifa find Yuffie & Cait Sith playing marbles on the sidewalk, using materia.
Cait Sith: Wow, you sure got a lot of new materia. Ready to be beat? It's your turn.
Yuffie: Whatever you say stuffing-head.
Yuffie pulls out a Fire materia, but accidentally drops it.
Yuffie: Oops. Oh, s**t!
The materia lands in front of Cait Sith, and he bursts into flames.
Cait Sith: SWEET SUGARY ******** MUFFINS! WHY DIDN'T YOU DROP A CURE?
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:32 pm
Sephiroth: Save All Humans!! 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:30 pm
Selphie: Trains bite a** This will be a long riiide.............. sad
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:32 pm
*Wonders how Selphie would get around Midgar with that attitude.*
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