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 Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:45 pm
stuwie:by the way Jillian what is the cappital of rhode island? Jillian:rhode island city? stewie:its like she f*kin five quagmire
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:20 pm
Peter:Why don't u guys just make like Siamese twins and split. Then one of you die.
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:29 pm
Peter: I don't go to Burger King and tell you how to do YOUR job!
Lois: I don't work at Burger Ki-
Peter: I don't work at Burgagagaga-I'm busy.
Stormtrooper 1: Look! Droids!
Stormtrooper 2: Hey, look! A penny! biggrin
Stewie: AHH! AHH! AHH!
Adam West: So it's a shouting match you want, it's a shouting match you'll get. AHH! AHH! AHH I'M BEATING YOU!
*insert Cat Launcher scene here*
Adam West: C'mere, Fluffy. C'mere Paul. Ha! Paul! That's not a cat's name! It's a person's name! A person's name! XD
Peter: This party couldn't be better if Jesus Christ was here!
*flashback/what if thingy*
Jesus: Watch as I turn this glass of water...into funk!
*room turns 80's*
Stewie: Hey! Pie! Can I have some?
Brian: Uhhh...sure. *hands Stewie pie with Meg's hair in it*
Stewie: Hey, gimmie some of that Cool Wh-hip
Brian: Huh?
Stewie: what? You can't have a pie without Cool Wh-hip.
Brian: Say Whip.
Stewie: Whip.
Brian: Now say Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Wh-hip.
Brian: Why are you saying it all weird?
Stewie: Saying what all weird?
Brian: Why are you putting so much emphisis on the H?
Stewie: What? I'm just saying Cool Wh-hip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Wh-hip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Wh-hip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Wh-hip.
Brian: YOU'R EATING HAIR!
Stewie: UGH! Pbbbth!
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:48 am
Herbert: Hey skinny britches. That there is my man. Pick on someone your own size.
*Tree throws Chris back into the window and the scene from LOTR with Gandolf takes place*
Peter: Lois I thought we agreed. If we had to save 2 we'd leave Meg.
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One Winged Angel101010-_-
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:02 pm
stewie: its not so much that i want to kill her, its just, i want her not to be alive anymore
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:28 am
At the drunken oyster or clam.(whatever the hell it is.)
*fight cloud*
Peter: Careful, Quagmire! you don't wanna get sucked into that fight.
Quagmire: Whoa!!!
*gets sucked into the cloud and was spat back out*
Quagmire: Whoa! Did I just get laid?!
It's funnier on T.V. LOL! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:58 pm
Herbert: Mmmmmm.
Simple, yet funny.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:42 pm
"We'll visit your uncle once a month."-Lois
"cool, we'll be his period."
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:33 pm
Lois^Must^ Die Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Eh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumpin' around there half naked with your little outfits. You know. You're up there jumpin' around and I'm just sittin' here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you- What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're tryin'- Why are you... leapin' around there throwin' those things in my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Wll, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus. And that's what really grinds my gears. Right after thisit shows Louis Meg and Chris sitting on the couch watching this. Louis:Oh, ya know he is so right. Women are such teases, that's why I went to men. Meg: Ookay Mom, thanks for that. (Meg leaves the room.) (Chris scoots closer to Louis) Chris: Gooo on.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:08 am
Herbert: "All right. You're starting to piss me off you little pigless sonofbitch. Call Me!"
Lois: "Brian you're still watching tv? God, you've been sitting there since I left."
Brian: "Yeah I spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a hollerback girl is, all I know is I want her dead. Hey coud you hand me the remote?"
Lois: "Ya know, you've been hanging around the house lately. Why don't you get a part time job like Peter used to have."
Peter:
Ding fries are done.
Ding fries are done.
Ding fries are done.
Ding fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers I wear paper hat.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done.
Ding fries are done.
Ding fries are done.
Ding fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
Don't touch the fries in hot fat it really hurts bad and so do skin gravs.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Wait for the bell.
Can't hear the bell.
Wait for the bell.
Where is the bell?
Ding fries are done.
Ding.....fries....are.....done.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:09 am
peter: hey im missing a sock
(climbs into washing machine)
Mr tumnus the faun: welcome to narnia
peter: Hey gimme back my sock ya goat b*****d
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:20 pm
omg i love all of them lol blaugh
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:37 pm
Tom Tucker: In breaking news, a New Orleans man says his socks are finally dry.
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