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 Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:35 pm
lol, good boy Akamaru! ^_^ And no, your not using too many emoticons. I probably use more than you. xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:08 pm
Hahah, I like Akamaru's thinking. Might not be very practical. stare
No, you're emoticon usage is alright smile
This is such a cute fic! Oooh, what'd happen next??!?!?
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:26 am
xd Dude! Akamaru is so evil!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:36 pm
A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits Hinata: ( She takes deep, shuddering breaths.) Don’t. Panic. Whatever you do, Hinata, don’t panic. redface Naruto: ( He looks down.) Huh? Hinata, are you okay? Your face is red. Hinata: ( She starts hyperventilating.) redface We’re so close…much, much too close. I’m much too close to Naruto-kun. I…I can feel his body heat. Eep! I can…I can hear his heart beating. No! No, no, no! ( She begins to struggle wildly.) I’M NOT WORTHY!!! Naruto: Hinata? You’re trembling. Why’s she freaking out? It’s okay, Hinata, don’t…uh…panic. I mean, yeah, it’s a pretty embarrassing situation. sweatdrop Yeah, we’re, uh, stuck alone in the woods and no one knows we’re here. And yeah, it is pretty uncomfortable standing like this, with the leash so tight and all. But I mean, it’s not like this is a life or death situation. You can calm down a little… Or at least start breathing normally…Wait. What if… Crud! Hinata, are you suffocating?!? ( Hinata struggles harder.) Crud, it IS a life and death situation! Okay, what to do, what to do. We gotta get you out of here! Er…( He spies Akamaru’s knot behind Hinata.) All right! ( Naruto suddenly gets really embarrassed.) Um, H-Hinata? I’m gonna get us out of here, okay? But, uh, in order to reach the knot, I…I need to put my arms around you. Is that, um…okay? ( Hinata stops breathing.) I’ll…take that as a yes. ( He slides his arms around and tries to untie the knot. He tries to look over Hinata’s head in order to see what he’s doing.) ----- Shikamaru: Well, well, what do we have here? Naruto: Sh-Shikamaru? What are you doing here? Shikamaru: Me? I’m just seeing the sights. Although I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting you and Hinata to be one of them. Naruto: Huh? ( He suddenly realizes what the two of them look like. Hinata, however, is oblivious, because she passed out a long time ago.) redface Whoa, no no no. You got it wrong, Shikamaru. This isn’t what it looks like. Th-this was an accident- sweatdrop Shikamaru: I figure it would have to be, with your social skills. Naruto: With my…HEY! What kind of wise-crack is that?!? Shikamaru: Whoa, don’t be a drag! I’m on your side, bud. I was cheering for you from the beginning. That is, I would have, if I had had the energy. Naruto: …What are you talking about? Shikamaru: Hey, don’t look at me like that. C’mon, it’s not like it was a secret or anything. In fact, it’s so obvious that all of the guys know about it. Of course, I figured it out first. I analyzed your personality type, and predicted that it was inevitable that you’d fall for the only girl who didn’t think of you as a total imbecile. Naruto: …Heh? Shikamaru: We had a bet going. The other guys figured that you two would never get together; most of them were sure that you wouldn’t even be able to get the guts to talk to Hinata. But I knew you’d woo her…eventually. When I calculated the levels of charisma, confidence, and attraction of both parties, I figured that you two would hook up after your 2,053rd conversation. And this is, what, somewhere around the 2,000th time? So I was pretty close to estimating when your first date would occur. Naruto: Wait, you think that Hinata and I are on a d-da-date? Shikamaru: Well obviously. rolleyes What else would the two of you be doing here alone? ( He looks around.) It’s a nice place for one too. I’d bring Temari here, but it’s too much of a walk. ( He shakes his head.) Naruto, you know what your problem is? You’re too desperate to impress people. You dragged your girlfriend all the way out here just to give her the idea that you can be romantic, when everybody knows that you don’t have any more class than I do. Naruto: Desperate! No class! Too far! stressed Shikamaru, you walked here without anything to do! Don’t make fun of me for going out of my way when you’re here yourself! And I can too be romantic, you said yourself that this was a great place for our date! eek I mean, not our date. Or a date. I mean, it’s a good place for a date, but not our date. Because we’re not on a date. Shikamaru: Oh, so you two are just embracing in an unusually romantic spot. stare Naruto: Yes, that’s it! No, wait, that’s not it. Or it is, but not the way that you think. Because I…uh…I mean… scream Stop the stupid mind games, Shikamaru! You’re making me say weird things! Just untie us already! Shikamaru: Huh? ( He sees the knot.) How did you guys tie yourselves up like this? And why? stare Naruto: We didn’t! It was Akamaru’s fault! Shikamaru: ( He unties the knot while he talks.) Sure, blame it on the dog. It must be some type of weird couple’s game. ( Shikamaru finishes untying the knot. Hinata falls, and Shikamaru steps out of the way. She hits the ground.) Naruto: scream Shikamaru, you were supposed to catch her! ( He kneels down and tries to wake Hinata up.) Shikamaru: Well, whatever game they were playing, I doubt that this was how it was supposed to turn out. Is she okay? Hinata: ( She slowly sits up, holding her head.) Ah…w-what happened? ( She sees Naruto.) N-Naruto-kun, w-what are you doing here? Naruto: Hinata! Don’t you remember? Akamaru tied us up! Then you passed out, because the leash was suffocating you. Hinata: Ah, I remember! We met while I was walking Akamaru-kun! Shikamaru: Do you guys have to keep using that stupid alibi? The dog’s not even around. Hinata: Gasp! Akamaru-kun isn’t here?!? Naruto: Oh, yeah. You didn’t see, but dumb dog ran off. Sigh I’m sorry, Hinata, I tried to stop him, but, you know, being tied up and all… Hinata: Oh no! If something happens to Akamaru-kun, it will be all my fault. ( She jumps up.) I have to go find him! Naruto: I’ll help you. After all, it’s because you were tied up to me that you lost him, so I should take responsibility too. Hinata: heart Naruto-kun, arigato! heart Naruto: Shikamaru can help too, right? ( They look at Shikamaru.) Riiiight? Shikamaru: Don’t ask me to play along with your silly game; it’s too troublesome. I’m leaving. Good luck “finding Akamaru.” Naruto: Whatever. C’mon, Hinata, I saw him go this way. ( The two leave.) Shikamaru: ( He sings under his breath.) xd Chouji owes me twenty bucks xd
Kiba owes me nine
Once I tell them about today
xd Their money will be mine! xd
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:32 am
Aww. that is so cute. Stupid Shikamaru stressed
It's a good thing Shikamaru isn't with them, perfect for our lovebirds to bond 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:05 am
lol, Shikamaru makes everything better! xd
and I love that song! ^_^
I wonder what'll happen when they find Akamaru. xd I need to make a new skit too, but my mind is soooo blank. burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:03 pm
Moizai A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits Hinata: ( She takes deep, shuddering breaths.) Don’t. Panic. Whatever you do, Hinata, don’t panic. redface Naruto: ( He looks down.) Huh? Hinata, are you okay? Your face is red. Hinata: ( She starts hyperventilating.) redface We’re so close…much, much too close. I’m much too close to Naruto-kun. I…I can feel his body heat. Eep! I can…I can hear his heart beating. No! No, no, no! ( She begins to struggle wildly.) I’M NOT WORTHY!!! Naruto: Hinata? You’re trembling. Why’s she freaking out? It’s okay, Hinata, don’t…uh…panic. I mean, yeah, it’s a pretty embarrassing situation. sweatdrop Yeah, we’re, uh, stuck alone in the woods and no one knows we’re here. And yeah, it is pretty uncomfortable standing like this, with the leash so tight and all. But I mean, it’s not like this is a life or death situation. You can calm down a little… Or at least start breathing normally…Wait. What if… Crud! Hinata, are you suffocating?!? ( Hinata struggles harder.) Crud, it IS a life and death situation! Okay, what to do, what to do. We gotta get you out of here! Er…( He spies Akamaru’s knot behind Hinata.) All right! ( Naruto suddenly gets really embarrassed.) Um, H-Hinata? I’m gonna get us out of here, okay? But, uh, in order to reach the knot, I…I need to put my arms around you. Is that, um…okay? ( Hinata stops breathing.) I’ll…take that as a yes. ( He slides his arms around and tries to untie the knot. He tries to look over Hinata’s head in order to see what he’s doing.) ----- Shikamaru: Well, well, what do we have here? Naruto: Sh-Shikamaru? What are you doing here? Shikamaru: Me? I’m just seeing the sights. Although I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting you and Hinata to be one of them. Naruto: Huh? ( He suddenly realizes what the two of them look like. Hinata, however, is oblivious, because she passed out a long time ago.) redface Whoa, no no no. You got it wrong, Shikamaru. This isn’t what it looks like. Th-this was an accident- sweatdrop Shikamaru: I figure it would have to be, with your social skills. Naruto: With my…HEY! What kind of wise-crack is that?!? Shikamaru: Whoa, don’t be a drag! I’m on your side, bud. I was cheering for you from the beginning. That is, I would have, if I had had the energy. Naruto: …What are you talking about? Shikamaru: Hey, don’t look at me like that. C’mon, it’s not like it was a secret or anything. In fact, it’s so obvious that all of the guys know about it. Of course, I figured it out first. I analyzed your personality type, and predicted that it was inevitable that you’d fall for the only girl who didn’t think of you as a total imbecile. Naruto: …Heh? Shikamaru: We had a bet going. The other guys figured that you two would never get together; most of them were sure that you wouldn’t even be able to get the guts to talk to Hinata. But I knew you’d woo her…eventually. When I calculated the levels of charisma, confidence, and attraction of both parties, I figured that you two would hook up after your 2,053rd conversation. And this is, what, somewhere around the 2,000th time? So I was pretty close to estimating when your first date would occur. Naruto: Wait, you think that Hinata and I are on a d-da-date? Shikamaru: Well obviously. rolleyes What else would the two of you be doing here alone? ( He looks around.) It’s a nice place for one too. I’d bring Temari here, but it’s too much of a walk. ( He shakes his head.) Naruto, you know what your problem is? You’re too desperate to impress people. You dragged your girlfriend all the way out here just to give her the idea that you can be romantic, when everybody knows that you don’t have any more class than I do. Naruto: Desperate! No class! Too far! stressed Shikamaru, you walked here without anything to do! Don’t make fun of me for going out of my way when you’re here yourself! And I can too be romantic, you said yourself that this was a great place for our date! eek I mean, not our date. Or a date. I mean, it’s a good place for a date, but not our date. Because we’re not on a date. Shikamaru: Oh, so you two are just embracing in an unusually romantic spot. stare Naruto: Yes, that’s it! No, wait, that’s not it. Or it is, but not the way that you think. Because I…uh…I mean… scream Stop the stupid mind games, Shikamaru! You’re making me say weird things! Just untie us already! Shikamaru: Huh? ( He sees the knot.) How did you guys tie yourselves up like this? And why? stare Naruto: We didn’t! It was Akamaru’s fault! Shikamaru: ( He unties the knot while he talks.) Sure, blame it on the dog. It must be some type of weird couple’s game. ( Shikamaru finishes untying the knot. Hinata falls, and Shikamaru steps out of the way. She hits the ground.) Naruto: scream Shikamaru, you were supposed to catch her! ( He kneels down and tries to wake Hinata up.) Shikamaru: Well, whatever game they were playing, I doubt that this was how it was supposed to turn out. Is she okay? Hinata: ( She slowly sits up, holding her head.) Ah…w-what happened? ( She sees Naruto.) N-Naruto-kun, w-what are you doing here? Naruto: Hinata! Don’t you remember? Akamaru tied us up! Then you passed out, because the leash was suffocating you. Hinata: Ah, I remember! We met while I was walking Akamaru-kun! Shikamaru: Do you guys have to keep using that stupid alibi? The dog’s not even around. Hinata: Gasp! Akamaru-kun isn’t here?!? Naruto: Oh, yeah. You didn’t see, but dumb dog ran off. Sigh I’m sorry, Hinata, I tried to stop him, but, you know, being tied up and all… Hinata: Oh no! If something happens to Akamaru-kun, it will be all my fault. ( She jumps up.) I have to go find him! Naruto: I’ll help you. After all, it’s because you were tied up to me that you lost him, so I should take responsibility too. Hinata: heart Naruto-kun, arigato! heart Naruto: Shikamaru can help too, right? ( They look at Shikamaru.) Riiiight? Shikamaru: Don’t ask me to play along with your silly game; it’s too troublesome. I’m leaving. Good luck “finding Akamaru.” Naruto: Whatever. C’mon, Hinata, I saw him go this way. ( The two leave.) Shikamaru: ( He sings under his breath.) xd Chouji owes me twenty bucks xd
Kiba owes me nine
Once I tell them about today
xd Their money will be mine! xd -dance's to shikamaru's song-
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:04 pm
haha. I gotta get that song on mp3
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:57 pm
lol, u kno that pic on the front?? xd
Naruto: O my dearest Heiress of the Hyuga Clan, I'm here to save you!!! *pulls out sword*
Hinata: Oh Naruto! Watch out for the Sasuke!! sad
Naruto: Who?? confused
Sasuke: *dragon roar* scream
Naruto: *points sword at dragon* Prepare to die!! scream
Sasuke: *blows fire*
Naruto, Sasuke: *Fighting for awhile, and then pull apart*
Naruto: gonk This is hard Hinata!!!
Sasuke: RAWRRRR!!!! scream *Blows fire at Naruto*
Naruto: burning_eyes (didn't fully burn and die, just the funny way. ^_^)
Hinata: 4laugh I believe in you Naruto!!!
Naruto: stare ..... crying
Sasuke: RAWR. scream *thinking* God this dragon costume makes me sweaty! gonk
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:56 pm
haha. That's funny. Stupid Sasuke!
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:14 pm
A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits Naruto: Akamaru! Akamaaaruuu! Hinata: N-Naruto, thank you for helping me. I…uh…I hope that you aren’t missing anything important. Naruto: Oh, no problem. I was just training, so it’s no big deal. Hinata: …Um, N-Naruto? Naruto: Huh? What is it? Hinata: …I was wondering…um…well… ( She shakes her head.) Never mind, it isn’t important. I shouldn’t have said anything. Naruto: No, it’s okay. Go ahead. Hinata: Ah…well, I was wondering…why do you train so much? Naruto: Well, I gotta train hard if I want to get stronger. If I slack off, I’ll lose my touch. I gotta practice so that I become the best ninja in the village. ‘Cause ya know…I’m gonna be the next Hokage! mrgreen Hinata: ( She smiles.) 3nodding Naruto: I’m waiting… ( He coughs.) You know, the strongest ninja in the whole Fire Country? The guy who makes all of the decisions for Konohana village? C’mon, let’s get this over with…Hinata: ( She nods.) 3nodding Naruto: …Didn’t you hear me? I SAID: I, Uzumaki Naruto, am trying to become one of the five leaders of the entire world! Hinata: H-hai! I hope you succeed. Naruto: …You’re not supposed to say that! stressed Hinata: Oh no! Did I somehow offend him? I-I-I apologize! redface ( She bows deeply.) W-What was I supposed to say? Naruto: ( He blinks.) I-I don’t know! Something about how…how I’m too much of a screw-up to be a good ninja, o-or that I’m too stupid to lead anybody, or that I’m not good enough to be Hokage. Or laugh or point or…some…thing… Hinata: Gasp W-Why would I say those awful things?!? Naruto: confused (He stares.) …Everybody else does. Hinata: Th-that’s horrible! Naruto: Well, it’s not like anybody else wants me to be the leader, so- Hinata: That’s not true! Naruto: …It…isn’t? Hinata: ( Hinata slowly shakes her head.) Naruto: …( His brows furrow.) Yeah right. Hinata: Heh? Naruto: Liar. Name one person who’s stupid enough to think that I’d make a good Hokage. Hinata: ( She looks down and twiddles her fingers.) I…ah…w-well...th-there’s always…um… Naruto: You can’t think of a single one, can you? Thanks anyway, Hinata. stare Hinata: I…there’s there’s- Naruto: Sigh ( He turns around.) There’s who, Hinata? Hinata: ...There is...... me… redface Author's Note: Don't worry, this one is unusually serious. While the two are in the woods, I'll try to balance serious with funny. Author's Other Note: Should this be a longer series or a short one? If it's a long series, it won't go on forever; and vice versa. The only difference is whether or not I add two or three skits.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:03 pm
Do a long series! ^_^
Aww. Hinata's so cute. YOU FINALLY UPDATED! WEEE!!!
*runs around like a chicken*
*FWEE! 3nodding *
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:25 pm
Aww... Naruto!!! scream Of course Hinata thinks you'll make a great hokage!!! .....I think you'd make a good hokage too... crying
Ooh, it's getting so cute. 4laugh Time for Hinata's confession time!!!! xd
And yes, please make it long! 3nodding I'd really like that if it's not too much trouble. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:55 pm
There all so cute and funny. xd xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:56 pm
Moizai A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits ( It’s a very nice day out. Hinata is walking Akamaru on a leash in the park.) Hinata: This park is so nice. I wonder why more people don’t come here. Akamaru: Yip Yip! ( He sniffs the air, and then cocks his ear.) Rrmm? ( He suddenly starts tugging against the leash with his mouth.) Hinata: confused Akamru-kun? What are you doing? This isn't like you. Akamaru: Bark Bark! ( He pulls even harder. Hinata jogs behind him, struggling to hold on to the leash.) Hinata: Akamaru? (Akamaru breaks into top speed, with Hinata dangling behind him.) Akamaru, slow down! ----- ( Naruto is jogging under some trees for exercise. He slows to a stop as he hears barking and shouting.) Hinata: Akamaru, stop! ( Akamaru and Hinata appear over the hill. Akamaru runs down and stops in front of Naruto. He sits down, tail wagging.) Hinata: Oh...thank goodness...he stopped. Naruto: Hey, it’s my favorite dog. blaugh ( He kneels down and pets Akamaru. Then he looks up.) Oh, hey Hinata. ( He stands up to face Hinata. Akamaru sniffs the ground behind Naruto.) Are you walking Akamaru today? ( Akamaru sneaks behind Hinata.) Hinata: Oh, N-Naruto! I…um…y-yes. ( Akamaru goes behind Naruto again.) I’m taking care of Akamaru until Kiba-kun gets back from his trip. I- ( She looks down.) Akamaru-kun, what are you doing? ( Akamaru, sensing that he’s been found out, starts to run circles around Naruto and Hinata. The two protest as the leash ties up their legs. A few minutes later, Hinata and Naruto are bound together by Akamaru’s leash. Somehow, during his leaps and ducks to avoid the ninja’s struggling limbs, the canine managed to tie the leash into a double 8 knot. The leash is so tight that Hinata’s face is being pressed into Naruto’s chest. Neither ninja can escape; they are tied so that their arms are pressed against their sides.) Naruto: Akamaru, what did you do that for? Get us out of here! Akamaru: Yip Yip! wink ( He quickly chews through his side of the leash. He then runs off somewhere in the park, leaving the two ninjas to fend for themselves.) Naruto: scream Akamaru, don’t you dare run off or I’ll- No! Bad dog! Get your sorry little hide back here! You’re gonna be in big trouble when I get out of this thing! You better do what I say, or else! Come back here right now!!!...Please? crying Author's note: I'm sorry this is taking so long! sweatdrop I figured that you'd want to see some of the scene and wait for the rest rather than waiting for the whole thing. P.S. Thanks to Macroth and Emerald Hearts 4ever for commenting! xd P.P.S. Am I using too many emoticons? Your a very good writer!
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