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crying Pass the Kleenex...No, I'm having fun. wink Running out of stuff, though. Hope I don't make anyone cry...tee-hee.

annoying things

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw You! What good is a friggin cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you friggin pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever friggin does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer than life?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a*****e!

Well I guess I'll start by telling a story....*clears throat*

Every year brings a new life, and for a young 17 year old and her sister, a new life
in a new place.
“Seraphim! Set that box down I need you to run to the grocery store for me,” a call comes from the kitchen of a freshly bought two story home. In the midst a mound of boxes that cover the kitchen counter stands a young twenty-four year old woman with blonde hair that falls to the tips of her tanned shoulders and green eyes. There are several dishes spread about in front of her, and she is placing them one by one in the cabinets above her. She is wearing a bright red halter top with blue jean shorts and pure white tennis shoes. “I made a list for you. It’s on the dinning room table. It isn’t much so it shouldn’t be to much trouble. I put some money on the table too. I think is should be enough.” she adds. Most everything in the house has been unpacked an placed, except for a few stray boxes. It is growing close to lunch time and there is not any food in the house. Just a few empty pizza boxes.
“Yeah sure, just let me get this up to my room.” Replies another woman of similar physique. Unlike her sister though, Seraphim’s hair is brown with a touch of natural wave, and it is longer a little passed her shoulders. She is also shorter than her sister (her sister stands at 5’ 5” while she at 5’ 4”) and younger by seven years. Blue jeans with a stylish shirt is her favorite outfit, however, today she is trying something different. She is wearing a light-blue summer dress with brown sandals today. Her sister bought the outfit for her and she figured that since they had moved to a new place this would be a good day to wear it. She sets the box down just inside the door of her new room then rushes back down the stairs. “Angel I am leaving now. I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
“Be careful and try not to pick up any stray animals this time. Oh, and try to bring back something for us to eat. I‘m starving.”
“Yeah yeah, ok.” Seraphim makes her way out the front door and walks just outside the white wooden gate. She pauses for a bit to look back at her new home. It is a large white house with blue shutters and a black shingled roof. “Welcome home,” she announces as she turns toward the direction of the grocery store. It is not far from where Seraphim and her sister live so she decides to walk to the store. On the way she passes by a large family park that stretches for miles with winding pathways, towering trees, and many beautiful flowers. This was Love Stone Park, as the sign read, and Seraphim, from the first time she saw it, knew that this would be her favorite place. While passing by she cannot help but gaze at the landscape of Love Stone and enjoy the peaceful air that comes from it.
“WATCH OUT!!” a loud voice shouted. Seraphim quickly jerked her attention from the park to the young man running towards her. He wore a baseball outfit with a dark red shirt (that read All stars in white), white pin-stripped pants, and black cleats. His hair, short, spiked, and colored dirty blonde, was covered by a dark red cap with a white A embroidered on the front. In his blue eyes there seems to be a hint of fear. “Get out of the way!” Seraphim obediently steps aside confused and curious. “Thank you!” he says as he races passed her.
“No…Problem..” she softly replies as she watches him disappear into the depths of Love Stone. She turns to continue her journey, but is suddenly face to face with a large dust storm that is rolling towards her, and in the midst of this storm Seraphim could make out a dark-headed girl surrounded by several others all of whom are screaming the same thing.
“Branson!!” they cry as they race in the same direction as Seraphim’s previous encounter. Seraphim quickly steps out of the way again from fear of being trampled by the over excited group of girls. She watches as they disappear in the same direction as the guy before.
“Well that was…um…strange,” she says as turns back towards the direction of the grocery store. “I had better hurry if I want to get back before noon.” She dismisses the strange phenomenon that has just taken place and hurries on her way once again looking into the serene setting of the park.

Tell me how you like it and if you do like it then I will continue. whee