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 Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:32 pm
146 - Use it to mop up vomit if you throw up when pissed out of your mind, just like i am right now
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:47 pm
147. Mop sweat off your face when you are attending a wedding at an ancient, air-conditioning-less church.
148. Wipe off your hands, which are sweaty due to the state of the aforementioned church, so that you can play music without your sweaty fingers slipping and dropping the insturment.
(guess where I was this weeekend?)
149. If you are wearing a tuxedo and spill soup on your cumberbund, simply find an appropriately colored towel and wrap it around your midsection for a cheap and easy replacement.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:38 pm
150. Fend off swarms of mosquitoes with it.
151. Place it over a light to dim it without turning it off.
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:57 am
152. use full for sliding along grapling cord spy style. ninja
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:09 pm
153: Use the towel as an oven mitt for hot meals fresh from the oven.
154: Wrap it around your head to keep the non-invasively challenged aliens from reading your thoughts.
155: Throw it out of a second story window so that it lands directly on your love's head, confusing them, causing them to fall, and keeping them from leaving you for once again not putting the toilet seat down. (No, this has never happend to me.)
156: To kill or poke bugs that have been killed.
157: To clean off your desk when you're too lazy to actually get up and move the things from the desk to the floor.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:45 am
130. Use it as a mattress in your room in case your matress twitched
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:35 pm
159: Put it over the computer screen when your computer refuses to shut off and the light from the screen is keeping you awake (*Is sleep deprived*). It works though.
{{^ is 158, not 130, right?}}
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:28 pm
160. write on it to plot atomic vectors when you dont have scratch paper
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:15 pm
161. Chewing on it whenever you feel you have to bite your nails to break your habit.
162. Smoke it.
163. Wipe your forehead during surgery.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:25 am
This is a direct quote from my first-aid instructor! xd Ms. Jaynes, First-Aid If you are hiking on a mountain path and you or a friend breaks a bone, sprains an ankle or causes themselves any other sort of injury, you can use any sort of long cloth, a towel for example, to make a temporary cast, splint, or bandage. so... 164) As a temporary splint/cast/bandage
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:10 am
165) To wipe the sweat off of you after you've been to a rough gig
166) When cleaning your room, to dust/wipe the surfaces that we previously obscured by objects
167) To dust off said objects while re-arranging your room
168 [42 x 4]) When used in conjunction with the right chemicals, to clean your cds and dvds.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:17 pm
169) To brag to your friends that your towel is better than theirs.
170) " " " " neighbors " " " " " " "
171) " family "
172) " complete strangers "
173) To hit someone in the head for over-using the same as above ".
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:09 pm
174 - You can tie the 4 corners together and use it to carry your stuff it while hitchhiking the Galaxy.
175 - It can be used as a cape to imply your importance to primative planets.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:32 am
176: Sit on it while having a picnic.
177: Or sit on it while at an outdoor concert that is lacking seats.
178: Do yoga on it.
179: Pretend it's a flying carpet.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:45 pm
180. Use it to muffle your screams when you get fustrated playing the text adventure game.
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