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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:47 pm
(atnas=santa backwards. Atnas is the mirror opposite of santa.)
When life gives you lemons give them away during a recital to randomly selected listeners.
In the style of... Billy Pilgrim...or if you don't know who he is: Neville Longbottom.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:52 pm
(I choose Neville)
When life gives you lemons, wait until the seventh and final book before you reveal what a bad-a** you are by beheading the lemons and making lemonade out of them.
In the style of... me.
EDIT: I know this might be a tough one since only a few people in this guild actually know me personally, but I stand by my suggestion. However if the challange goes unaswered after a while, i will change it.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:21 pm
When life gives you lemons you might want to consider giving them to the renegade actor instead of a knife so that he won't threaten obnoxious audience members and force them to act the rest of the play so they can find out what it's like to act in front of an obnoxious audience.
(At least CJM will get it.)
In the style of BB in the kitchen.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:34 pm
When life give you ze lemown, squirt eet on ze cheecken! Zen add ze garlic and ze Fwank's! And bam eet with ze other spice! BAM!
In the style of a character from a movie whose title contains the words "creep" or "show."
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:59 am
When life gives you lemon, take a jump to the left and then a step to the right.
In the style of a Bingo caller
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:04 pm
When life- hold on a minute- I-17! As I was saying when life gives you- O, 42, gives you lemons you should- N 24 "BINGO!" We have our winner!
In the style of a character played by Mel Brooks.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:14 pm
When life gives you lemons... hey, Piss Boy! Go get me some olives! And some wine! And a couple of maidens from the village! It's good to be da king. In the style of Calculon.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:35 pm
When life gives you lemons, have them used to make a lemon scented air freshener to keep you smelling lemony fresh while your brilliant actingthrills your audience. Just hope you don't get amnesia so you won't have to start over.
In the style of someone calling himself Julius Squeezer.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:35 pm
When life gave me lemons... veni, vidi, squeezie (I came, I saw, I made lemonade)
In the style of... the Angry Video Game Nerd (try and keep it clean if you can, hehe).
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:44 pm
Well, when life gives you lemons, you simply squeeze them into this bowl...
OW! IT SQUIRTED ME IN THE EYE! WHAT THE HELL? *Throws lemon across room*
YOU STUPID ****** BOWL! *Smashes bowl with hammer*
In the style of a person impersonating Bill Clinton trying to reply to this thread in the style of Bob Saget.
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:39 pm
I have no idea who bob Saget is, so I'll just run with Bill Clinton.. When life gives you lemons, take them into the oval office and lock the door... later claim that you didn't have sexual relations with that lemon. in the style of.... a cheesy infomercial actor trying to list all the features of the lemon ------------- 
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:26 pm
When life gives you lemons, consider all the incredible things you can do with them! You can juice them! You can use the zest in baking! Slice them into wedges and put them in your glasses of ice water! And much, much more! In the style of Ultramantis Black.
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:37 pm
How can you not know who Bob Saget is?
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:27 pm
DramaGuyCJM When life gives you lemons, consider all the incredible things you can do with them! You can juice them! You can use the zest in baking! Slice them into wedges and put them in your glasses of ice water! And much, much more! In the style of Ultramantis Black.And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|> ---|When life gives you lemons...dress them up as Sith Lords?
And now, a sci-fi geek.|--- <|Slytherin Pride!
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:17 pm
When life gives you lemons, call on Captain Kirk to team up with Jean-Luc Picard, Han Solo, and Optimus Prime to find a galactic wormhole to transform the lemons into a hyperdrive energy source.
A dying monk
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