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 Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:49 pm
a dirty, dirty commuinst revivel that when paired with the godless existance of everyday life, spawned...
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:31 am
...happy meals, with chicken macnuggets and sweet and sour sauce, plus a nifty mini barbie or a hot wheel. This thrilled the...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:57 am
...Evil Overlords, who...
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:03 am
...got a little punch-drunk and...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:05 am
...began to do David Bowie impersonations, which led to the peasants deciding that they must...
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:27 pm
...fetch the unholy one, know as...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:24 pm
...who, unfortunately, came down with a nasty cough, which spread...
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:10 pm
...a large number of gold-rush era diseases to the small, nearby population of...
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:14 pm
...the neighbor's kitchen. To divert the nation's attention away from this catastrophe Boris decided to come dashing back into the story wearing a.....HEY! GO SEE MY JOURNAL for the full, uninterrupted version of this story!
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:26 am
...tutu and stuffed swan hat, which would occasionally...
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:47 pm
...sing snazzy show tunes and tap-dance.
Boris whipped out his two pistols. "Face death and danger," he sang, "and dance in the moonlight! Fah la la, you never cease to something-or-other with my heart!"
He fired the pistols. However, they did not contain bullets. They contained perfume. So when Boris fired the pistols, instead of shooting harmful lead things, they...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:59 pm
...filled the air with the sweet smell of lilac and lavender. And low, there came apon the scene a great many llamas of whom had smelt the wonderous perfume and desired more. But thankfully for Boris....
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:55 am
a random drunkard that went by the name Lococo Ramsey Georgette fell out of a tree, distracting the llamas. Seizing the chance to escape, Boris's swan hat spread its wings, and Boris began to fly! He flew and he flew, until...
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:37 pm
he drew too near the unrelenting heat of the sun which melted the wax on his swan-dress in which he plumented towards the earth in speeds that can only be expressed in a calculator. but luckly he landed in a...
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