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-You name your instrument
-You refer to said instrument by its name
-All of your friends are either in band or you met them threw a band member
-The main topic at lunch is weather to play flute or trombone today for ___ song
- Jazz band is the highlight of your year
- You hug your directer on a daily basis
- You get up 20 minutes early for Jazz band three times a week
- You're threatened by your cousin if you don't swear to join jazz band and marching band once in High School
- You cry when you're instrument is dropped
- You become so used to dropping your instrument that is catching a falling Trombone were a sport you'd be the total master
- Your summer Vacation is spent teaching yourself how to balance Trombones on two fingers for a minute or more
- You cry because you'll never play ____ song again for a concert
- You cry when you loose your music
- You pray to god before every concert
- You spend 15 minutes writing out a list the describes yourself perfectly
- You cry because instrument was forgotten at school over winter break
- You insist on take le' instrument on 3 hour drive just to know that it'll be alright
- You spend more and the same amount time at driscols than any other store in the mall

Ya... that's me...

So true, so true.

1. When you know at least 5 dirty jokes for each band instrument.
2. When you realize that the 'This One Time At Band Camp' jokes are true.
3. When you can load and unload the instruments blindfolded.
4. When your goal in life is to break the most drumsticks.
5. When wearing suspenders makes you feel like a pimp.
6. When your sitting at a table with your friends and the next thing you realize is that everyone is playing cadences on the table top or doing the dance to the cadence.
7. When the band director creates an award to give you to honor you for everything you have done for the band.
8. When the band director cries when you graduate.
9. When the band director tries to get you to come back when you graduated from school two years ago.
10. When you do snap turns over and over just to see the cape flutter.