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Names Razor, you can call me RG- most of my freinds do. I've been a Smith fan since seeing Clerks, just after it was released on VHS. I was still in High School when Mallrats came out, and soon after that my friends started calling me Brody. I don't really remind anyone of Brody anymore though. LOL. I have yet to miss a theaterical release ever since.

Favorite Smith film: Clerks
Honorable mention: Jersey Girl
Favorite character: Dante Hicks
Favorite Quote: "Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good... are either one of these any good?
[Randal ignores her]
Randal Graves: What?
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal Graves: You'll be missed. "

Im Story, im 21...im a clerk =.=; Naturally i love Kevin Smith.

hey you people! i'm harrie, i'm 19 years of age, i cant spell, i'm a student, i'll soon be 20, 11th of november, i realy like jay and silend bob, there are two movies they did i havent got in my collection yet but whatever, i like to skate and to build and repair bikes, i live in the netherlands, in leeuwarden... see you all on the forums!

Hola amigos (ehh.... pwease don't ban me for using spanish!)
My name is Seth, but you can call me Bob.
I live in the wonderful Olympia, WA.
Best freakin town in the world! (You know, Nirvana got their start here domokun )
I am a mere 15.
I like music, a lot. I know to many people say this but... music is my life.
I heart Dogma more than any of the other View Askew films...
Thats it.

Hey, my name is Sebastian. I'm cute as hell and I'd go gay for Kevin Smith. I'm eighteen; I live in Modesto, California. I've been a fan of Kevin Smith, probably since around 1995. Yes I did see "Mallrats" in Theaters, which is what caused me to see my Bible, "Clerks". I'm attempting at writing screenplays, I write and play music. Uh I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, while holding hands.. wait this isn't that kind of post.

Oh, I also make cheap jokes. Don't judge me.

Hi, I'm a dumbass. I forgot to introduce myself..

I tend to do things like that alot.

Anyways, I'm Force Majeure. You'll get my real name only if you are a super slueth or if I feel like you deserve it.

I'm old enough to be considered an adult, yet at times I want to act like a kid sooo uh, yeah, do we really need to pinpoint an age? I know if you really want to know you can figure it out anyways.

Now the fun part, where I'm from... heh.

Born: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. Lived there till I was 13.

Lived in Key West, Florida until I was 18. A gayer town couldn't be found unless you went to San Fransisco. (I mean that in a loving way, I'm bi myself so don't call me on gay bashing)

Got dragged to Fort Lauderdale, FL for a few more years.

Now I'm in Toms River, New Jersey. I'm sure you've heard of it. Only we don't have a huge Indian population and no mountain of doom. But our Little League team kicks a**. Except when they wake me on the weekends cause we just live so wonderfully close to their ballfield (can you feel the sarcasm?)

Needless to say, I couldn't be a happier Kevin Smith fan than if I lived in Red Bank. Thankfully that's only about a 45 minute trip away.

Anyways, I have trouble pinning down my favorite Smith film, I love bits of them all. Though, Alan Rickman in Dogma rocked my socks so maybe I'll just say that one.

By the way, I used to have an image of him as the Metatron flipping the camera off but I lost it. Does anyone here have that pic?