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 Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:52 pm
^Ate this lovely Aussie delicacy...  Unfortunately, ingridients in it 'causes effects similar to spontaneous combustion in non-Australians?
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:54 pm
^died in the course of a scientific discovery that nuclear power-plants don't work as good parfait glasses
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:36 am
Six words...
Giant Mousetrap...
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:59 am
Was eaten by his english teacher
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sweet.raptured.light Crew
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 8:20 am
^Had a bad Olive in her Martini glass, blocked her esophagus.
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 12:03 pm
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 6:12 pm
^accidemtly mistaked shampoo for orange juice
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:43 pm
^ate too much chili dogs and turned into one... and then got eaten.
(Oh, by the way, your brother is annoying.)
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:59 pm
^hit and run acorn pelting by SARS = Squirrels Against Road Splatters.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:21 pm
^ Undercooked runny eggs gave him a bad case of dissenterry.
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 8:09 am
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Choked on reindeer bones...
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 5:06 pm
^ Used to be a reindeer... with an apple in its mouth
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:46 pm
^ Soaked in way too much oil from fried chicken through his/her pores and got so many pimples that he/she looked in the mirror and saw their ugliness and died of shock
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:33 pm
^Ate KFC, the infamous mutated chicken that was able to grow six limbs in order to serve more people. More wings in a chicken = less chickens to kill.
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:41 pm
^The pulp in his orange juice was actually small capsules full of cyanide.
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