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 Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:07 am
~chibi kagome62~ So is Kakashi like, the Grandfather or something? And what about Jiraiya? Kakashi would be one of the best godfathers on earth. I can just imagine it. Of course, it's not likely Sasuke would let him anywhere near his children. surprised I think that especially applies to Jiraiya's case. xD
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:47 am
I can see it now...
Sasuke's boy: Grandpa Jiraiya, Grandpa Kakashi?
Jiraiya: Wha? Yes, what is it?
Sasuke's boy: I need to write a book report for school, and I was wondering if you two had a good chocice of books I can read?
- Jiraiya and Kakashi look over at eachother grinning-
Kakashi: Yea, of course -hands him...' The Book'* Just make sure your mother dosn't see.
Sasuke's boy: ^_^ Thanks! -walks away-
Jiraiya: heh heh heh
Kakashi: Start 'em off early, that's what I always say
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:34 am
xd OMG. I can SO see that...
"Italics in quotation are thoughts. <3"
Sasuke: SON. GET IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW.
Son: *runs into the living room* Yes, papa?
Sasuke: *holds up Icha Icha Paradise* What is THIS?
Son: A book. o.o
Sasuke: >< Gah! I KNOW it's a book! Where did you get this from?
Son: Well, I needed an idea for a report at school...
Sasuke: Go on.
Son: And I asked Grandpa Kakashi and Grandpa Jiraiya for help.
Sasuke: o_o
Son: And they gave me that.
Sasuke: "Oh, those two are SO dead." Son, can I ask you something else?
Son: Yes.
Sasuke: Your mother made the BEST grades in school, and I made good grades as well. Why didn't you ask US for help?
Son: >> Well, Mama was busy beating you with the spatula because you were calling Uncle Tachi a bad word.
Sasuke: .....=.= "Damn."
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:50 pm
xD I can like SO see that happening right now.
Im going to have nightmares about that tonight now. A big golden spatula chasing me around everywhere! xD
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:18 pm
that would be hilarious if kakashi and jiraiya actually did give him 'The Book' rofl i can see it now. it would be funny though if u see sakura hitting kakashi and jiraiya for giving her son 'The Book'.
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:36 pm
Sakura: You gave my son WHAT!? Why!?
Kakashi: Well, you and Sasuke are two sticks in the mud, so I thought I could help.. liven up his life a little.
Sakura: .. You are the worst Granpa that ever lived.
And I was wondering.. what about cars? o.o Yeah, I know they don't exist.. but what if they did? >>
Sakura: .. You bought a what?
Sasuke: Something called a mini-van. .. The guy in town said it was perfect for family outings.
Sakura: *Stares at the blue vehicle* And.. what are you supposed to do with this?
Sasuke: Drive it.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun.. do you even know how to drive?
Sasuke: No. Now where's my son? I want to take him with me while I test this thing out. *Runs back into the house*
Sakura: -Sigh-
[A few hours later.]
Sasuke: Dammit. Why the hell must this.. seat-belt be so complicated!? Fasten, damn you!
Son: I thought momma said not to say bad words in front of me?
Sasuke: I said nothing.
Son: But you--
Sasuke: Lies. -Hears a click- Finally! Now for mine.. There. That wasn't so hard. Now we 'drive'! -Looks absolutely clueless-
Son: Dad.. do you have any clue what you're doing?
Sasuke: I'll figure it out soon.
Son: "I'm gonna die."
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:02 pm
xd
*at hospital*
Sakura: Shizune, get ready. We're gonna have a LOT of patients today.
Shizune: Wha-...why?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun bought a mini van.
Shizune: o.o....Oh s**t.
*doors slam open, a stretcher rolls in with people around it*
Gai: HANG ON, LEE!
Tenten: What happened, Lee?
Lee: T____T I-i-it came out of nowhere!
Sakura: Lee-san! *rushes over*
Lee: I was just walking down the r-road, and...and the THING....
Sakura: >> ...Was it blue?
Lee: Y-yes. ;.;
Sakura: >> Mmhm. Told you.
Shizune: I see. ._.
*at home*
Sakura: *sighs* ...You hit Lee, Akamaru, Yamato-san, three mailboxes, five trashcans, a cat, an ANBU, and Jiraiya and Kakashi!
Sasuke: *triumphant smirk* Yeah. I aimed for those two.
Sakura: gonk
I'M SORRY LEE! gonk heart I made Sasuke run over you! T.T
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:15 pm
xDD He finally learns how to drive, then purposely runs over someone? xd Poor innocent citizens. ..Well, Jiraiya and Kakashi aren't THAT innocent, but still.
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:09 pm
xD I wonder how far that kid would go to make sure that he NEVER has to get into the car with his father again.
Sasuke: C'mon, son, I'll drive you to the Academy today. =3
Son: O__________O *screams like bloody murder and runs to Sakura* MOMMY DON'T MAKE ME GO!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:30 am
Lee's kids are going to hate Sasuke's kids due to that incident rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:33 am
Hoshiko-Narutos_Girl Lee's kids are going to hate Sasuke's kids due to that incident rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:45 am
*is weak over here* What about if they just learned about coffe? Its kind of hard to imagine a hyper Sasuke. xD
Sasuke: What is this thing? *points to the coffee maker*
Sakura: Its called a coffee machine Sasuke.
Sasuke: O.O What does it do?
Sakura: o_0 It makes coffee of course.
Sasuke: Ahh.. I see. *stares at it*
Sakura: *looks at Sasuke*
Sasuke: What exactly is coffee?
Sakura: *sighs*
few hours later
Sasuke: Oh, I love this stuff. Love it. Love it. Love it. Where can I get more of this stuff? *jumping up and down*
Sakura: *sighs* I'd better bring it back I suppose.
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:16 am
xd xd xd
*the final Sasuke versus Itachi DEATH FIGHT!*
Crowd: *cheers*
Sakura: GO SASUKE-KUN! xO *waves a flag*
Sasuke's Kids: *wearing "We love Dad" shirts* ...We don't want Uncle Tachi to die! T____T
Itachi's Kids: *wearing little Akatsuki robes* We don't want Uncle Sasuke to die either! T____T
*On the battefield*
Sasuke: Itachi. *venom*
Itachi: Sasuke.
Sasuke: ITACHI.
Itachi: Let's end this.
Sasuke: ...Yeah, just one sec. *finishes off his cappuchino* Okay, now I'm ready. >D *hyped up*
Itachi:....wth?
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:21 am
xD I can so see that happening! >.>
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:43 am
xD Bwuahaha! Coffee, you evil thing!
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