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Liars day (based off a comic from penny arcade)
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April 1st, 2003
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Phaedroth: I tracked down your heartless so you can become whole again.
Ruxsys: What! Where is it?!
Phaedroth: April Fools you dumb son of a b***h!
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April 1st, 2004
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Ruxsys: *walks outside only to see a billboard of him standing next to the word "*****: Pervert!
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April 1st, 2006
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Ruxsys:*wakes up in a coffin filled with active grenades*

is it good though ? xD

whee

Thinking she is alone in the hallways leading to the private rooms, Pi is singing out loud and suprisingly well. Unfortunately, Kriano is nearby.

Pi: *singing* "Long lost words whisper slowly to me still can't find..." *enters her room*

Kriano: "Who's that?!" *follows singing* "I gotta know..." *passes Pi's room* Kriano notices that the volume fades away the farther he gets from Void. He stops in his tracks. "NO WAY." *retraces steps*

Pi: *faintly* "...what keeps me here when all this time I've been so hollow inside I know you're still there..."

Kriano: He puts his ear up to the door. "It IS her...." eek

Pi: *enters her Japanese bath, still singing* "...watching me wanting me I can feel you pull me down fearing you loving you...."

Kriano: *cracks door open & peers inside* "Pi?" He enters the room and looks around.

Pi: She's finished bathing, and is now relaxing in the hot tub. "...I won't let you pull me down hunting you I can smell you-alive your heart pounding in my head..."

Kriano: *follows voice* He assumes that she's in her bedroom. He knocks on the door, but Pi doesn't hear. He pokes his head in the door. "Pi?"

Pi: "...watching me..." She trails off as she realizes that she has an unwanted fan. With just a small towel covering her front, she turns so she's facing the partition blocking the door and stands.

Now, by this time Kriano realizes this is not Pi's bedroom. He is standing outside the slightly open door.

Kriano: *stutters* "..I ah, um, I mean, er, um....SORRY!" He starts moving to the main door.

Pi: *slams open the bath door* She is now wearing a yukata, and is holding her adamantine banded staff. With a three step running start, she flips over Kriano's head, lands facing him, and blocks the only exit.

Kriano: *GULP*

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Xenora is walking down the hall just as a very mauled Kriano flies literally through Pi's door. She hears Pi state in a voice that promises a thousand painful deaths, "...and you will fix my door." A whimper is heard from the pile of Kriano.

Xenora kicks his tail out of the way and keeps walking. "Idiot."

True teamwork.
*We see kriano and Xenora in a fight against some heartless*
Xenora: Time to use my true weapon!
Kriano: Oh..
*Xenora grabs Kriano by the tail and swings him around. We then see him flyibng through the air*
Kriano: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*He crashs trough a window and he sees alot of bondage*
Kriano:.....Ow.
*We then see him getting killed by Ruxsys and tossed out the window. He lands in Pi's bath as she's about to get in.*
Pi:....Now you get to die.
Kriano: O.O

What are you..?
*Xenora approaches Kriano*
Xenora: What are you..?
Kriano: What?
Xenora: What are you? You aren't human.
Kriano: Man, kinda straight to the point huh? I'm...A nobody!
Xenora: No you aren't. What are you..?
Kriano:......I'm a lizard.
Xenora: Are you a boy or girl?
Kriano: I might as well check...*Looks down pants* I'm....
Xenora: What?
Kriano: Oh..my god...I'm no gender! NOOOOOO!!!!
Xenora: Hah! *Punches him across the hall, then makes walks off laughing*

That could of just been the birth of KrianoXPi. Thankyous....But I still think Kriano would go great with Xenora. I just like the throw-your-crush-into walls kinda thing.