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 Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:50 am
Granted, but all they do is watch TV and grow fat.
I wish that the weather wasn’t so cold.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:04 pm
granted, but now it's so ungodly hot, your underwear chafes, you get a bad case of swamp a**, and you get heat stroke.
i wish mechanics were cheaper. (stupid car)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:49 am
Granted, but coz they are cheaper they are far less quality and your car gives out in the middle of a highway, you you collide into many other cars and hundereds of people die in a big petrol explosion. You survive but have 3rd degree burns all over your body for the rest of your life, and the guilt that you killed hundreds of people for being a cheap-arse. rofl
I wish it would snow
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:37 pm
heh... ouch....... anyways..
granted, but the snowfall doesn't stop for two months and you get so much snow that your roof caves in. (trust me, it really sucks)
i wish i didn't have feelings...
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:37 pm
Granted, the multi-car collision has left you paralyzed. You no longer can feel your body.
I wish I could take a short vacation from work.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:13 pm
granted, but you'r company goes belly up and you're left unemployed. the bill collectors hound you every day. the money you make on unemployment doesn't even pay your rent and now you're homeless.
i wish i had some kool aid.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:27 pm
Granted but then it was made way too sweet causing you to have a toothache there for you have to go the the dentist. And we all know that THAT is never fun...
I wish I had some carrots.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:37 pm
granted, but killer bunnies raid your house and bite your toes off.
i wish it would be 70F outside all the time. (yeah, it's cold here)
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:35 am
Granted, but then the high temperature was caused by global warming, and your country gets covered by water because of the rising sea level and you drown razz
I wish I had £1.30 right now to get the bus! >.<
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:35 pm
Granted, but the bus you catch careens wildly off a cliff.
I wish the weather wouldn’t jump from cold to mild to freezing so quickly.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:44 am
Granted, the weather stays nice all year round but you gain a fear of going outside.
I wish I could blow things up with my mind. surprised
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:24 am
granted, but you accidently blow up a certain piece of your anatomy after popping one off too soon.
i wish i could sleep occasionally.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:21 pm
LMAO Harsh...
Granted, but the only times you sleep are when you are driving down the highway.
Now I wish I can grow body parts back. lol
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:23 am
granted, but they grow back a quarter their original size.
i wish i could quit smoking.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:28 pm
Granted, but you only quit after you’ve developed cancer.
I wish to win big in the lottery.
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