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| Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
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| It bugs me, but I can manage pretty well. |
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| Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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| No, I like violence. A lot. |
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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 Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:27 pm
PS:
Nice pic. have you calculated the cost?
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:28 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh *Zort jumps out of the river opon reaching his cottage, and for need of conciseness, Tye does too.* "Okay, let's go have a cup o' beer and talk this over." *walks into cottage* "I'm not a fan of beer." *pulls out some gin, some rum, some vodka, some mead, some wine, some tonic water, and some lemon marangue pie.* "No worries, I brought my own beverages." ZORT: *dips finger into pie, grabs glob, then eats.* "bah! no good! I'll make you a pie that'll blow that little coloured blob off of... that other, bigger coloured blob!" I'll look like THIS:  "You don't like my pie?! Noooooooooo!" *Eats the pie* "My mother made me that pie nearly 76 years ago!" "Oh. No wonder it tastes so bad." *SHOCKING REALIZATION: ASCII pies don't taste very good!* "Whatever." *Pulls out martinis, gives one to Tye and himself* "Now," *sips martini* "what is that stick you gave me, anyway?*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:17 pm
bleagwuh "Oh. No wonder it tastes so bad." *SHOCKING REALIZATION: ASCII pies don't taste very good!* "Whatever." *Pulls out martinis, gives one to Tye and himself* "Now," *sips martini* "what is that stick you gave me, anyway?* *sips martini, after throwing some gin and tonic in.* "Well, it seems to be a crudely constructed but powerful weapon. It is of Kylic origin, and is to be kept in garages of Kyles. I believe you are the last direct descendant of the inventor of the thwacking stick, who was a friend of my predecessor. I finished the philosophy started by the great That LaTte, but it wrought confusion and chaos upon us. I am perfectly solid, and I can assume human shape easily. I normally wear this outfit, which was originally a threnchcoat, bucket hat, and Dr. Martin boots, but it too was mutated with me when the curse befell me and That LaTte." *takes another drink* "Now you know about me, so what is your story?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:11 pm
Thatlatu bleagwuh "Oh. No wonder it tastes so bad." *SHOCKING REALIZATION: ASCII pies don't taste very good!* "Whatever." *Pulls out martinis, gives one to Tye and himself* "Now," *sips martini* "what is that stick you gave me, anyway?* *sips martini, after throwing some gin and tonic in.* "Well, it seems to be a crudely constructed but powerful weapon. It is of Kylic origin, and is to be kept in garages of Kyles. I believe you are the last direct descendant of the inventor of the thwacking stick, who was a friend of my predecessor. I finished the philosophy started by the great That LaTte, but it wrought confusion and chaos upon us. I am perfectly solid, and I can assume human shape easily. I normally wear this outfit, which was originally a threnchcoat, bucket hat, and Dr. Martin boots, but it too was mutated with me when the curse befell me and That LaTte." *takes another drink* "Now you know about me, so what is your story?" *puts rum extract into martini* *Chugs entire martini* "Well, *hic* I was out in th- *hic* um... well, I got my swo- *hic* sword... I got it from one of those corne- *hic* you know, them stores... *hic* and I saw it in the disssssssssssssssssssss-*hic* displa..y window, so I pun- *hic* puchnd...I broke that glass and grabt tha thing, knowhamsayn? Well, th- *hic* that glass turned out to be perty darn thiiick, and it hur- *hic* hurt perty darn bad when I got them glass shards lodged into my flesh, but i- *hic* it... it hert wers when I tried to remove allothem with mteeth, and they got lodged down there in my digestive tract *passes out on floor*."
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:23 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu bleagwuh "Oh. No wonder it tastes so bad." *SHOCKING REALIZATION: ASCII pies don't taste very good!* "Whatever." *Pulls out martinis, gives one to Tye and himself* "Now," *sips martini* "what is that stick you gave me, anyway?* *sips martini, after throwing some gin and tonic in.* "Well, it seems to be a crudely constructed but powerful weapon. It is of Kylic origin, and is to be kept in garages of Kyles. I believe you are the last direct descendant of the inventor of the thwacking stick, who was a friend of my predecessor. I finished the philosophy started by the great That LaTte, but it wrought confusion and chaos upon us. I am perfectly solid, and I can assume human shape easily. I normally wear this outfit, which was originally a threnchcoat, bucket hat, and Dr. Martin boots, but it too was mutated with me when the curse befell me and That LaTte." *takes another drink* "Now you know about me, so what is your story?" *puts rum extract into martini* *Chugs entire martini* "Well, *hic* I was out in th- *hic* um... well, I got my swo- *hic* sword... I got it from one of those corne- *hic* you know, them stores... *hic* and I saw it in the disssssssssssssssssssss-*hic* displa..y window, so I pun- *hic* puchnd...I broke that glass and grabt tha thing, knowhamsayn? Well, th- *hic* that glass turned out to be perty darn thiiick, and it hur- *hic* hurt perty darn bad when I got them glass shards lodged into my flesh, but i- *hic* it... it hert wers when I tried to remove allothem with mteeth, and they got lodged down there in my digestive tract *passes out on floor*." "Ah, so, you got some hankerin' hunks o' glass in your digestive system?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:48 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu bleagwuh "Oh. No wonder it tastes so bad." *SHOCKING REALIZATION: ASCII pies don't taste very good!* "Whatever." *Pulls out martinis, gives one to Tye and himself* "Now," *sips martini* "what is that stick you gave me, anyway?* *sips martini, after throwing some gin and tonic in.* "Well, it seems to be a crudely constructed but powerful weapon. It is of Kylic origin, and is to be kept in garages of Kyles. I believe you are the last direct descendant of the inventor of the thwacking stick, who was a friend of my predecessor. I finished the philosophy started by the great That LaTte, but it wrought confusion and chaos upon us. I am perfectly solid, and I can assume human shape easily. I normally wear this outfit, which was originally a threnchcoat, bucket hat, and Dr. Martin boots, but it too was mutated with me when the curse befell me and That LaTte." *takes another drink* "Now you know about me, so what is your story?" *puts rum extract into martini* *Chugs entire martini* "Well, *hic* I was out in th- *hic* um... well, I got my swo- *hic* sword... I got it from one of those corne- *hic* you know, them stores... *hic* and I saw it in the disssssssssssssssssssss-*hic* displa..y window, so I pun- *hic* puchnd...I broke that glass and grabt tha thing, knowhamsayn? Well, th- *hic* that glass turned out to be perty darn thiiick, and it hur- *hic* hurt perty darn bad when I got them glass shards lodged into my flesh, but i- *hic* it... it hert wers when I tried to remove allothem with mteeth, and they got lodged down there in my digestive tract *passes out on floor*." "Ah, so, you got some hankerin' hunks o' glass in your digestive system?" *Gets up off floor, stumbles around for a while, and lands in his chair* "No... *hic* but it suuuuuuurrrrre hert when thems was- *hic* coming out! ennywheys... I've bin livin in this here cottage fer about feeftane yeers, and it sher eez borein...
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:48 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu bleagwuh "Oh. No wonder it tastes so bad." *SHOCKING REALIZATION: ASCII pies don't taste very good!* "Whatever." *Pulls out martinis, gives one to Tye and himself* "Now," *sips martini* "what is that stick you gave me, anyway?* *sips martini, after throwing some gin and tonic in.* "Well, it seems to be a crudely constructed but powerful weapon. It is of Kylic origin, and is to be kept in garages of Kyles. I believe you are the last direct descendant of the inventor of the thwacking stick, who was a friend of my predecessor. I finished the philosophy started by the great That LaTte, but it wrought confusion and chaos upon us. I am perfectly solid, and I can assume human shape easily. I normally wear this outfit, which was originally a threnchcoat, bucket hat, and Dr. Martin boots, but it too was mutated with me when the curse befell me and That LaTte." *takes another drink* "Now you know about me, so what is your story?" *puts rum extract into martini* *Chugs entire martini* "Well, *hic* I was out in th- *hic* um... well, I got my swo- *hic* sword... I got it from one of those corne- *hic* you know, them stores... *hic* and I saw it in the disssssssssssssssssssss-*hic* displa..y window, so I pun- *hic* puchnd...I broke that glass and grabt tha thing, knowhamsayn? Well, th- *hic* that glass turned out to be perty darn thiiick, and it hur- *hic* hurt perty darn bad when I got them glass shards lodged into my flesh, but i- *hic* it... it hert wers when I tried to remove allothem with mteeth, and they got lodged down there in my digestive tract *passes out on floor*." "Ah, so, you got some hankerin' hunks o' glass in your digestive system?" *Gets up off floor, stumbles around for a while, and lands in his chair* "No... *hic* but it suuuuuuurrrrre hert when thems was- *hic* coming out! ennywheys... I've bin livin in this here cottage fer about feeftane yeers, and it sher eez borein... Well, perhaps we should venture into the darkness, and try to...figure out why it is there! It would be very fun, and we could finally learn the secrets of darkness!
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:08 pm
"Now, boy, don't you go and be rushin' off ta suh'm you can't rightly do. Eef ya look at the map, you'cn see that there's some feilds, a city, a villiage, enda lake. We've got to complete all that stuff bfor we go runnin of to them there mountains."
"So, ya wanna go off to the villiage?"
"Alrighty!"
*Marches out door*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:57 pm
Bleagwuh "Now, boy, don't you go and be rushin' off ta suh'm you can't rightly do. Eef ya look at the map, you'cn see that there's some feilds, a city, a villiage, enda lake. We've got to complete all that stuff bfor we go runnin of to them there mountains." "So, ya wanna go off to the villiage?" "Alrighty!" *Marches out door* Follows, and starts singing a variation of the song 'We're of to see the Wizard'*
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:33 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh "Now, boy, don't you go and be rushin' off ta suh'm you can't rightly do. Eef ya look at the map, you'cn see that there's some feilds, a city, a villiage, enda lake. We've got to complete all that stuff bfor we go runnin of to them there mountains." "So, ya wanna go off to the villiage?" "Alrighty!" *Marches out door* Follows, and starts singing a variation of the song 'We're of to see the Wizard'* *as walking:* "Stoppitt." "STOPPITT!" "Well, first of all, we're NOT going to see a wizard, and we're NOT off to see a variation on a wizard, EITHER! We're going to Lake Villiage!" Pulls out map (so we don't have to go back to page 1): "So, we's gotsta go to the little villiage by the lake, y'see?" *let's go* Lets go!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:45 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh "Now, boy, don't you go and be rushin' off ta suh'm you can't rightly do. Eef ya look at the map, you'cn see that there's some feilds, a city, a villiage, enda lake. We've got to complete all that stuff bfor we go runnin of to them there mountains." "So, ya wanna go off to the villiage?" "Alrighty!" *Marches out door* Follows, and starts singing a variation of the song 'We're of to see the Wizard'* *as walking:* "Stoppitt." "STOPPITT!" "Well, first of all, we're NOT going to see a wizard, and we're NOT off to see a variation on a wizard, EITHER! We're going to Lake Villiage!" Pulls out map (so we don't have to go back to page 1): "So, we's gotsta go to the little villiage by the lake, y'see?" *let's go* Lets go! "We're off to eat a lizard...do I have to?" *Lets go* "What am I letting go of?" *Goes little villagernly* "...and point out the president's flaws..."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:34 pm
After a while, the two misadventurers are halfway through their journey.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:02 pm
Bleagwuh After a while, the two misadventurers are halfway through their journey. 'OMG!!! We're halfway there!!!' ~ time warp~ 'Now we're 99.9% through our journey!'
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:39 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh After a while, the two misadventurers are halfway through their journey. 'OMG!!! We're halfway there!!!' ~ time warp~ 'Now we're 99.9% through our journey!' No, we're still halfway, because I haven't created a map. And just to punish you for your insolent remark... ---BATTLE!--- 34 rednecks approach ZORT: "You handle this. You're the one who provoked them, anyway." *hides in grass*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:45 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh After a while, the two misadventurers are halfway through their journey. 'OMG!!! We're halfway there!!!' ~ time warp~ 'Now we're 99.9% through our journey!' No, we're still halfway, because I haven't created a map. And just to punish you for your insolent remark... ---BATTLE!--- 34 rednecks approach ZORT: "You handle this. You're the one who provoked them, anyway." *hides in grass* *Summons 13 retro ninja-goth-hippies* "Charge! Be subtle though, so as not to break the ninjitsu code." *Kills all the Rednecks, then has a rumfest with the retro-nija-goth-hippies*
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